What would you say are top tier Starbucks drinks?

Is there a drink that involves you never posting here again

vanilla bean frappuccino no whipped cream

Vente Iced americano with whole milk and 7 pumps of classic syrup. Its my crack.

>coworker asks me to go to starbucks
>being a good orbiter, I agree
>see long line of hipsters and starter pack white girls
>think it's just coffee, how long can it take for the line to go down
>wait in line for ten minutes
>get to order
>the drink is full of sugar and fat
>wonder why anyone would drink this abomination
>get back to coworker and give her her drink
>"thanks"
>go home and jerk off

Never been back since
Fuck Starbucks

i only had a green tea frappe cuz my friend ordered it and it tasted pretty good

reminded me of when i ate my own cum

Espresso con pana.

Fucking cut to the chase, you want synthetic energy...no need to pour milk and sugar over it. Get an espresso...slam it and boom it's the same spike as your chi tea latte and you don't have to carry around a cup for 90 minutes.

That green tea frap is fucking great

Green tea lemonade is good

>Vanilla Bean Creme Frappuccino >Caramel Syrup
>Cinnamon Sugar
>Java Chips

Green tea lemonade is alright

>read review
>"Tastes like a sour birthday cake!"
No thanks.

I usually tend to fool around with normie girls so I go often, the only thing I get is a Strawberry frapp with a shot or two of espresso. Its alright. I started doing it at home as well.

Strawberry and coffee are good together? Wouldn't have guessed.

Their espresso tastes like shit, though.

I like a doppio with a splash of something to keep the shots, but not from Starbucks.

Grande skinny mocha, extra shot of espresso (three shots overall). Gets you going, tastes good, and you don't slip into a diabetic coma afterwards.

Water

Venti iced coffee, no classic, with a splash of cream is the correct answer. Grande, is also correct if you are sticking around and taking advantage of the free refills.

This is the only correct answer.

Tall cold brew, with the vanilla cream if I'm feeling cheeky.

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Their nitro brew is fine, but fuck them for not getting me the large because "muh caffeine limits"

try short shots (ristretto), less ass to the flavor

Iced soy chai is my shit, half chai half vanilla is also okag but not enough caffein

>For future reference if you are not ordering specifically the Oprah chai and just a regular you can buy tazo chai tea mix at target.
>Different types too. Buy soy milk and you're good to go. But I do understand the pleasure of someone else making my drink every now and again

I only like the milkshakes (frappuccino) from Starbucks, the new Smores one is pretty good

Undertow for dat espresso
Strawberry Acai with lemonade instead of water

try the iced peach green tea. so good.

>chai latte with soy

I like drinking it on cold rainy days

But chai tea wouldn't have nearly as much caffeine as an espresso

Yeah, I am one of those people that only drink coffee for the caffeine so my Starbucks options pretty much boil down to either the nitro cold brew or the iced americano, both of which have the sizes capped because of liberals.

They stopped serving the nitro brew and for some reason it looks like every tranny under the sun is working at this one location and it's starting to bother me so I just go to dunkin donuts instead now

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