What do you believe is the best way to experience Shakespeare?

She's basically irl Misty

Also, performed

why does she got yellow feet no thanks

Walking on grass

WHAT ARE YOU READING WOW W-W-W-WANNA GO OTU SOMETIME

This. Notice how the arches are untouched? Those are nice feet.

her dumbass should wear some shoes

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also, the higher a girls bun the lower the IQ this is science.

it's really exactly what you'd expect.

its true

that book looks like the proper size, paper type, front, and typography of

>IJ

really makes you think

wait, what the fuck

>no one has noticed that she's on her phone

KEK

Too distracted I guess

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Imagine striking her bare legs with a whip until she curls up into a ball of bleeding horror.

yes now were talking

Imagine looking up at those legs and she stands above you with a paddle demanding that you cum for her

pretty sure i know her

>nor the disgusting scar on her leg

She's probably just looking up the definition of pedalferrous

I noticed it, I was turned on by it tbqpwhymgs

No true literary waifu

Write a paragraph about her Veeky Forums

To me the real catch in the picture is the condom in the grass.

kuk

That girl I see
If she were mine
Upon her butt
I'd surely dine
Both cheeks in hand
Both spread apart
I'd lick despite
Her foul farts
Upon my tongue
New tastes could come
As she squirted
From her bum
Curry, rice
A corn on the cob
Up and down
Her booty bobs
Here she reads
Upon the grass
And here I sit
My mind on her ass

-Michael

her butts not even that good

Any butt is good when you've had none.

I think it is good

That looks like my gf

i like this post a lot and I really don't even like feet

i like this idea

under age

like eating a belly button but with more moaning and less giggling

nope jus small

>less giggling
not in my experience

not really

>girls reading books thread

i believe i want to experience that ass with my snake spear if u know what i mean haha

her jeans re ripped

disgusting old hag

>girls reading books thread
Yeah but hot girls

>Lovecraft
>expensive B&N edition
>dyed hair
>doc martins

would not touch her with your dick on a ten foot pole

Oh my God, she's also wearing a wicca pendant

also, headphones in wtf???

I think the company that runs the reconstructed Globe has the right idea, they keep to Elizabethan staging techniques quite accurately. Never seen a live show there, but I think it would be incredible to be standing on the pit, leaning on the stage.

They modify the text sometimes in irksome ways, like omitting or changing offensive references to Jews in plays other than the Merchant of Venice. But all-in-all I think they're breddy good/10

she is qt you filthy fucking mong

she's kinda cute but nothing to write home about. why are you defending her on the internet?

Why would you touch her with my dick? You a cuck, bro?

>old hag
>qt

If I want to take a pic of myself being cute reading a book how do I go about that? When I see girls of comparable beauty and lesser intellect to me getting jizzed over on Veeky Forums I feel cucked

Also, YouTube monologues against a blank wall / Ian McKlellan

Are you saying you're a qt girl?

Yes, I'm adorable and well-read but have an excess death drive

And having other anons swoon over you might ease that?

Then kill yourself already. Why procrastinate over this if you know it's inevitable?

It's pretty cool if you're into that sort of thing, which I am. Girls who haven't had it done before are suspicious and apprehensive about but in my experience every single one has enjoyed it.

My parents desu

I know that feel, femanon

In a girls room while you are doing overnight practice for your school's Romeo & Juliet play

Art thou single?

how can you be depressed? i don't understand. maybe it is because i am young, i wanted to kill myself a year or two ago but i don't comprehend it now, can your problems not be solved?

Well post a picture if you want to be the object of my virginal affection.

:(

My only real problem is a bored mind

She's also on page 1

I'd stick my romeo in your juliet desu

It's not literary but this thread is pretty bad anyway

Why is everything sideways

Comb your fucking hair.

Where's your book?

No-one intellectually worthwhile cares about messy hair. Hair-care is vapid and pointless work I can also barely get out of bed

Intelligent people know the value of self-presentation

You're a sloppy whore

fake and

Talented people transcend self-presentation because their work speaks for itself.
You know I'm right and it's showing. Lighten up. Comb your hair less and write better

hair is apart of one's appearance, one's appearance is critical to forming a base opinion of an individual.

your image that you present in this anonymous shitposting collective forum is that which is sloppy, unkempt and unattractive.

if you wish to attract a man of intelligence i strongly suggest improving your appearance first.

*a part. Common mistake ;)
If the hypothetical man's base impression of me takes into account my flaws, the hypothetical relationship will be more genuine. Also

Bruh that makes so much sense. Holy Fuck I never noticed the correlation

How does knowing you're lazy make the relationship more genuine?

Cont'd, meant to also .

can we be lovers and i'll write sincere, vulnerable poetry for you?

He will ideally find me attractive enough it's irrelevant, like me in spite of it because he's not shallow, or else find it cute/quirky. There are also things "messy hair" communicates about a person other than laziness when their work is good

>because he's not shallow

Rejecting someone because of flaws they could fix isn't shallow

what did he mean by this

literally just communicates that you're an easy in

"Laziness about hair" is close to last on the list of shit I need to fix about myself. And if you haven't gathered I like it this way anyway
Yes but hurry

Laziness about hair suggests laziness about other things

post a kik

Weird, at my college it's the sorority girls who put the most effort into their appearance / drop out pregnant

you're signaling to a different mating pool, but you're still signaling