I've got my buddy here, we're going to make a meal with this piece of crap

inb4 6 hours goes by and then op comes back from the emergency room

Wow. I know its bait, but come on, the legs and wings are the easiest with just a knife.

Lmao

For OP, because he'll probably be posting in it later.

>watching the cutting comparison with the knife
>mfw

the chopping noise is making my asmr tingle.

oh my god just learn some fucking knife skills you herpes infested slack jawed inbreeds

Nah the CLEVER CUTTER® has a LOCKING SAFETY HINGE™ so even idiots like op can't cut themselves

I'm just working with what I'm given
You're right. This wing isn't working for the clever cutter so I'm going to have to break out my meme knife for this job

>Stays sharp forever
>oval holes to reduce friction
>made of copper and steel
literally the best ever

...

>cuts up to 10 times faster than ordinary cutters
They should've found Marie. Then they could've claimed 20 times faster.

The breastbone is putting up a fight

Where did you buy these shitty cutters at? we have a store called Rosse's that sells shit like that.

Finally got it.

I got them at a discount store
>> I am putting the chicken and potatoes together in a bowl with bouillon.

Forgot Pic

On to vegetables. I'm using a new cutting board so I don't have to clean the larger one yet. Saving the backbone for stock later.

I think Clever Cutter is getting dull.

Are you differently abled, OP?

>Copper knife
Excellent reasoning

I am Clever Cutterly-abled

Now let's mince some onions

It's working but it feels really dangerous. Theme of the night I guess. Nobody should ever use this.

Jesus Christ, I am never chopping onions with anything other than a sharp ass knife again.

This is worse than Marie's Italian tomato sauce.

sautéing veggies

Fresh Cilantro

A small can of tomato sauce, cooked on medium for half an hour

Okay I'm actually worried for your safety, sorry for ever daring you to buy that piece of Satan.

Don't worry, it's almost done. I only almost cut myself twice.

The chicken would have been a lot easier to cut up if you had dried it off with paper towels first, noob.

Fuck you, he's a Clever Cutter now

lil cez bestmosteverpizza

Finally done. Thanks for joining me on the wild ride

Report back on how it tastes.

I actually feel sorry that you have to deal with that.
Unless you're drunk in which case have a good time.

Jesus OP, how long has it been out of the package? 15 minutes?

That's not a McChicken™©, the best fast food sandwich.