Step 1: Put one part Nyquil and one part water in a small pot and bring it up to a boil

Step 1: Put one part Nyquil and one part water in a small pot and bring it up to a boil.
Add a dash of cheap whiskey if you're feelin frisky.

>Sleepy chicken 2: Electric Boogaloo

this better fuck me up

Okay, now what?

You should also show how to make lean

you should be banned from grocery stores

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please no

i drank a bottle of nyquil once and i was fucked up for 2 days

never again

Chug a Cincinnati beer and gather your favorite Cincinnati foods.

That's food coloring in water, right?

my synapses are ready, OP
bring the sleepy

Why do you think it took him so long to do another of these threads? He probably just regained consciousness 12 hours ago.

add a bit of salt

just a pinch

Not quite

Have mercy on yourself.

How about some good ol Cincinnati chili?

imagine falling asleep midway through this slimey shit sliding down your throat

i love u OP

jesus, they sell that canned?

And maybe some classic Cincinnati goetta?

I like where this is going.

i kinda wanna try skyline chili but it's over $4 for a can where i live and i just know it'll be disappointing

my dude right here

Welcome back to cooking with Pill Cosby.

I love me some goetta. Maybe not tonight tho. P.S Chiquita is owned by a Cincinnati company. Forget which one.

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things does not belong.

How bout dis?

Are you making a meal or just posting random food you have?

I'm getting increasingly scared

>Not extra strength

Pussy

ROUND 1
Get your food processor ready, this works way better with smooth pastes

Pic

fug

I'm ready, op

IT BEGINS

If it's too thick, feel free to thin it out so it flows easy

Someone screenshot this whole thread

Clean the processor if you want, we didn't.

I'm sure that someone's already on it for free golds

The picture implies there is more than one person involved in making this.
I'm very unsettled by that.

"wanna wet the whistle here? Its still kinda chunky."

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Please god make it stop

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"the creamy paste"

baking these treats is such a cinch, add a teaspoon of vanilla

why are you doing this

i have no idea what is going on in this picture

A-are those condoms you're stuffing it into?

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Oh lawd

they might be making sausages

or tasty condom drug treats

>there is somebody else helping you, witnessing this debauchery

i don't like any of this

when you're doing something this dumb, the smartest thing you can do is have a sitter so your pets don't end up eating you

Op and his partner are extruding the sleepy chicken into condoms for rectal consumption

Remember only you can prevent forest fires.

You're right. The canned stuff is terrible. Get a packet of Cincinnati Recipe™ seasoning from Kroger and make it at home. I make it probably 2 or 3 times a month.

>both hands belong to men
Makes one think.

>hello yes fbi listen there is a madman in Cincinnati making nyquil chili shakes with whiskey nyquil sauce please you have to stop him

It's just sausage casing relax
Left to right: skyline chili+ cherry nyquil, spam + nyquil, hot dog (whole) in cherry nyquil

>dxm and alcohol
pls no
alcohol suppresses dxm high, dxm suppresses the good bits of alcohol, and the combination suppresses being alive.

Hello ATF there's a man with a sig brace and he just shouldered it please help

shoenice?

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Boil on low for fuckin however long. It's all fuckin cooked anyways.

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>tfw you're posting in a legendary thread

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If they float they're done?

Are you boiling it in NyQuil?

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more importantly, will you repurpose the nyquil or have it as soup?

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What kind of noxious fumes does this produce?

T H I C C

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jesus christ of nazareth

Basically smells like boiling menthol. Sucks. I fucking hate it. You shouldn't hate this smell. You shouldn't know what it smells like in order to hate it. It's unnatural.

Jesus christ it looks like you shit in a condom

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Cut them open Daddy

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Is this what God wanted? Is this the meaning of life? OP, are you God?

I wonder just how long its going to be until we see something on the news about this

Got anything for a boi that likes his crystal OP?

>shoot it
>start cooking

I skipped over most of the thread but am I right in assuming he's made nyquil and spam sausages?

If that's the case, why haven't you deep fried them and served them with fries?

OH

MY

FUCK

Taste test at the end.
Banana and cherry (nyquil)

op please
reconsider your actions

Banana sausage incoming?

Happy Father's Day Dad! Let's put the whole "I hate my faggot of a son" argument behind us and eat some sausages.

Did he died?

Goetta and OG nyquil

:ddd

DEATH
GOOD