I wish to be the fattest man alive. what should I eat?

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Everything

High fructose corn syrup

Secret Weapon

Men fatter than you

Rogan josh.

As much as possible. Preferably all in butter.

this

conquer your rivals

Absorb their power

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Largest inflatable raft you can find.

grains. It works for people as well as livestock.

So he has to eat /v/?

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Is this real?

worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-breaks-into-a-burger-king-and-drinks-gallons-of-deep-frying-oil/

>florida

of course

Why is it always fucking Florida? What the fuck is wrong with Florida?

It's fake. Fictional site for fun.

Shit flows downhill.

Just follow this mans diet:

youtube.com/watch?v=iZZXJHOKINs

Just follow the sumo's diet. It's not completely garbage food.

Look up Chanko Nabe.

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The current fattest man alive.

Hang out with Jonah hill when he realized he doesn't get roles being thin

1 American should be enough

Hey Beter

The guy had to eat over 100 large pizzas a MONTH, the guy gained like 150lbs in 3 months.

I came into this thread to see how long it took until someone said this.
(you) deserved this

Talk to Veeky Forums
Do opposite

Totally.

100% real.


American by chance?

SS+GOMAD is a meme
Read the sticky
Eat big to get big, c'mon
5 scoops, c'mon

Sounds like a fool's game to go against that to gain weight.

Americans

I came her to say a bullet but technically this man beat me to it.

Highlander