Nice hiss

Nice hiss

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definitely rancid

alright...

When there's no hiss, you just know it's probably gonna be some fuck.

I've never smoked before but he videos kind of make me want to

Not worth it m8. Expensive as fuck and really fucks with your physical/mental state.
t. smoker

Hey, it's edible!
wait no, it's rancid

Go ahead and smoke but cigarettes are terrible.

Please don't it's so bad for you. Also makes it harder to get an erection.

all these 12 year olds. if you can smoke a cigarette from the 40s like he does i would try it, smoking one cigarette doesnt make you addicted, its not crack

nice

*takes another bite*

oh yeah that's rancid

His latest RCI video is ultrakino
>ywn be as handsome and rugged as Steve
not nice

MRE Shaggy Rogers is the most based man on Earth.

>hmm
>mm
>hmmhmm
>oh
>hmmm
>oh wow
>that is awful

Is this the /friendsimulator/ general?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds this shit hilarious

Can anyone explain why some food that old is still good and others rancid? I understand stuff separates over time, like oil, but I don't get how everything isn't just poisonous.

there is probably a world of difference between an 80 yr old cigarette and one from 7/11

>ywn be as handsome and rugged as Steve
why not?

Hi Steve!

hello user

Hot off the presses.

He is quite handsome and seems like he would be prime bf material
>you'll never live with Steve in his bunker during ww3 as he hand feeds you german chocolate from ww2
>he'll never hold you in his strong arms as he smokes 70 year old cigarettes
>tfw no homo
Some stuff probably got contaminated with an anaerobic bacteria that could survive the low oxygen conditions in the cans

gays are fucked in the head desu

old tobacco doesn't really taste like anything, the nicotine breaks down so you don't get a buzz or anything. it's like smoking a cigarette that got wet and dried out.

wouldn't doubt him being on here honestly, someone on /k/ noticed a remove kebob patch on his shelf

Nice.
Let's get this onto a tray.

Well

It's edible

does he even eat normal food?

If i invited him over to my house, what would i even give him?

wanna impress him? a dozen russian pork fat foil tins.
about $550

He looks like Big Cass.

His best video hands down is the WWII energy chocolate and cigarettes. What a fuckin find this is, and the way it's still palatable today is cool. The chocolate especially seems like an amazing piece of food-engineering

youtu.be/hmdLnPGZ0Rc

Has he done any Soviet rations? I'd love to see that.

WWII German* chocolate and cigarettes, excuse me

>tfw you see Steve uploaded a new vid
Aw yeah time to sit down with a cup of tea and embrace the comfiness.

2*

kino

>hmm, this [dish] isn't as good as I was hoping it was going to be
>ah well, I'm happy with it. I'm happy with most things. And I always will be.

I forget which video he said this in but it made my night. What a good dude.

>looks like an 80's porn star
>is actually the purest
Is Steve the pinnacle of gap moe?

I never served but from the folks I know who did, it's obvious Steve is the pinnacle of veteran-dork

Who is this guy?

Heh.

Nice.

Nice!

Steve was never in the military.
He became interested in MREs when his dad some some for him as a kid

www.youtube.com/channel/UC2I6Et1JkidnnbWgJFiMeHA

He taste-tests and reviews MREs, modern and old, and is very positive and chill. He's like if Bob Ross decided to subject himself to botulism instead of painting.

Bob ross had to eat some of the MRE's he tests

not yet, but here's hoping

amen
his positivity is breathtaking

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgICbOwP7NQ

Not necessarily Soviet but still Russian. This is one of my favorites.

>tfw normies will soon get to him and he will never be the same again

Fun fact: Steve can read like 5 different languages.

>when he's visibly struggling between tasting some obviously spoiled food and doing the right thing
I can't take the tension.

When he starts doing munchpak unboxings he is dead to me

ニース!

>not ナイス
Gaijin get out.

is good
i've had that rice. it's aids

How does he do it!? I must know!

I think he mentions that in the vid but that chocolate is still produced today, and it's real good. I buy some regularly.

Why do his hands shake so much in newer videos? I'm worried about him

you idiots can't talk about one meaningful thing. why haven't you considered taking a rope and slinging it around a rafter?

But user you can't kill what's already dead.

Wrong. Watch the videos.

Did he just eat 4000 calories worth of chocolate? He ate a whole disk and said it was 8 pieces per disk and 500 calories per piece,

500 calories per tin.

He might film them right after lifting, you can see the barbell callouses on his fingers.
My hands usually shake after a good workout.

I disagree. For me, it's the 5 man 24 hour ration.
youtube.com/watch?v=vkWM6mz_JVo
Perfectly preserved canned bread, peanut butter, a whole can of coffee instant type 1, and best of all, FIVE packs of smokes when he was expecting them to either be gone or totally destroyed. This is the happiest he's ever sounded.

This is a Russian Federation 24 hour one Kot ration. It weighs slightly less than three pounds, and consists of Blini and Cmetaha. Let's see what this looks like on a plat-Nice!

500 calories per tin, and the new ones have 16 wedges per tin. You can get the red ones (best) and the blue ones on Varusteleka.

>smoking is expensive
How about you stop smoking several cigs per day, weak addict?

Don't.
t. 2 packs a day

How do you go through two packs s day? Are you just continuously chain-smoking?
I only need like 2 smokes a day, some days I don't have any at all.

>it's a steve is defeated by a ration episode

youtube.com/watch?v=Db19pT9lnZc

Nice

proof?

>We just gotta grab life by the can and pull the key off

That's pretty deep, man.

>Are you continuously chainsmoking?
I work at a call center. Take that as you will.

Try cigarillos or cigars instead of cigarettes

Those are the same Jelly Bars as the one in the 1957 CRI he posted yesterday; they looked genuinely tasty in that one.

The jelly bars always looks tasty

Not when they've oxidised like in the OP's picture, but the '57 CRI one was the freshest looking one I've seen in Steve's reviews.

I'm honestly surprised. It's all in the posture. I guess it just comes from being a military nerd.

>Takes a bite of something
>Hear immediate regret in his voice

>mhm
>augh
>cmon

literally me

*finishes the entire thing*

yeah, that's enough of that

>Eats an entire thing of 75 year old chocolate
How is he not dead yet?

Most more Steves

...

He dies and his followers put him in a cave.
Three days later he comes out, looks to the sky and says "Nice"

Lots of people asking that in his videos. Seems to be the most common comment he gets.

i don't know that many details, but some foods last a very long time, others go bad relatively fast

honey for instance can last hundreds maybe thousands of years
other foods go stale or unpalateable but are still basically edible

and me

isnt he dead by now? or did he finally posted a video

>Somebody saved my OC
Nice!

>lets plate this up
>nice mkay
>this looks gnarly
>not stopping me from tasting it
>mmm
>hmm
>heh
>not very palatable
>yeah this is rancid
>surprisingly it's not stale in the slightest bit
>in the later parts of the war~ wow that coffee
>these cigarettes are unsalted

I've watched like 8 hours of this man eating MREs and netflix, the history channel, or the food network need to give him a show

...

This is an ancient Roman bread and meat ration. Produced from circa. 57-83 AD, this ration was designed to feed a legion for one day! Alright, Let's get this out onto a tray
>Video cuts to several piles of dust sitting on a tray surrounding a petrified loaf of bread
Nice! As you can see, these are in great shape! Let's start with this vegetable ration
>Camera zooms in on one dust pile
That's in such great shape, I just can't help myself
>Grabs a pinch
Hmm... Tastes vaguely of grass and dirt.. No, that's not good at all
>Grabs another pinch
No, that is not edible. Let's move on to this meat ration.
>Camera zooms on other dust pile
Now, this would have been chicken or mutton, no real way to tell now except a taste test
>Takes pinch
Hmm... You know, I can kinda taste the meat here.... Tastes kinda like chicken... I gotta have more
>Takes another pinch
>Camera cuts to tray missing one pile
Now here we have the real star of the show, the bread. It kinda looks like a rock but this really is in remarkable shape. I'm gonna try and cut it
>Pokes it with P38, chipping it slightly
No hiss
>Footage speeds up as he slowly chips away at the bread
Hmm, didn't really break up evenly. I can't wait to try it
>Camera cuts to face cam, loud crunching can be heard
Hm.. No, this is definitely rancid. It's leaving a sort of mouldy film on my teeth as I chew it... I'd probably die if I took another bite
>Takes another bite
Hmm... No this is terrible
>Cuts back to tray
What an experience. Anyway, this is Steve1989 off MREInfo. Hope you liked the video, and I'm gonna be comin at ya with something new. Or old! See ya!

this would make for a good april 1st video

He actually uses a translater.