Hi guys, as you know, i'm a big fan of Andy Sixx. However, as i live in the UK i don't have access to his creamy dreamy logs slidding down my fucking throat.
Can you make me a recipe for andy sixx shitlog muffins? It's no subsitute for the real thing but it will have to do or im gonna have to fucking kill myself
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bumping for log muffins
bumping for creamy log muffins
best way to make muffins is:
milk
peanut butter
alot of chocolate
some eggs
chips
microwave it all together for 30 mins
Dubs logged, throat clogged
Yes that's good and all but he still needs a substitute for Andy sixxs logs of shit
Bumpin for some more warm steamy logs
DREAMY
Wheres the shit? I don't see any shit in that recipe? I dont think you understand how much work goes into making andy's shitlogs the dreamiest creamy logs on earth
This might help for designing your recipe
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NEED THAT RECIPE
NEED THOSE FUCKING MUFFIN LOGS SLIDDING DOWN MY FUCKING THROAT RIGHT NOW
shitty forced reddit meme. fuck off
Grow up, kid. We just want that recipe.
Can anyone explain this meme to me??
>he thinks it's a meme
My friend, this is a movement. Join us in the ranks of the BVB army and ascend under Andy's arse. I heard he just ate Taco Bell. Hehe.
The Log of Shit of Andy Sixx is not like any other log of shit you may find at your local bathroom. Tis truly the works of a god in his own right.
The Andy Sixx is native to North America but has been reported to migrate on the occasion of the annual Vans Warped Tour. His reproduction rate is remarkably high considering how many girls want to give him a vasectomy with their tongues.
What you don’t know right now is that Andy Sixx is the hottest, sexiest, gothiciest, hardcoreiest, deathcoreiest metal singer in the world and common sexual congress and foreplay would simply not do the job in trying to pleasure someone so divine, so perfect… so… holy, like his ass. Sure one could suck on his fucking dick and drink all of his sperms but it would never come close to showing your love and affection for him.
It starts with getting your foot in the door, which will not be easy. First you need to buy tickets for a Black Veil Brides concert and you must go to the actual concert hall, sneak past security and make your way to Andy’s dressing room. Much competition awaits you from other little BVB fangirls who want Andy’s Warm Log of Shit slidding down their fucking throats so badly. Some of them have killed others to make their chances of being where they are in the heat of the moment even possible, so do not take your presence or your life for granted.
Some of these girls are just downright crazy. While you just want the satisfaction of Andy’s warm log slidding down your fucking throat, many want something else. Many want… to start a life with the shit, or so to speak, meaning that their long-term goal in their endeavors is to suck a big one out of Andy Sixx’s asshole and use the log as a dildo to fuck their pussies with and have the bacteria from the shit fertilize their egg cells and impregnate them with a retarded human shit baby then when when they give birth to that retarded human shit baby, then want to suck on its rock hard retarded human shit baby balls and fat fucking throbbing retarded human shit baby cock until the retarded shit baby can’t take it anymore and then cums out a giant fucking load of retarded human shit baby cum all over the inside of their mouths and then they want to spit the retarded human shit baby cum out and use the retarded shit baby cum as lubricant to finger their assholes with. And you thought you were fucked up.
After you’ve made it through, it becomes an “every BVB Army soldier emo fangirl for themselves scenario” in which a battle royal of carnage and bloodshed over who gets to lock their lips around Andy Sixx’s anus and suck the warm brown turd from within: the last person standing. After you have defeated everyone in battle, you will be allowed to knock on Andy’s dressing room and he will answer.
Biggest problem with 4Chinks is bewvfags who think every board is an extension of /b/.
I used to post my cooking here but it's not really worth the effort.
I just start /sip/, webm and YouTube threads now.
Thanks, i guess.
DO IT ANDY. DO IT.
SLIDE A CREAMY DREAMY LOG OF SHIT DOWN MY THROAT.
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEY TASTE SO GOOD.
SOMEBODY GIVE US THE RECIPE
The BVB army will ASSemble!
Telling it like it is, i like your style kid
So hot...
>or im gonna have to fucking kill myself
Just go ahead and kys.
condensed diarrhea is good for an easy to ship fix
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vintage log
Where the fuck can i buy some of this?!
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To buy it you pay with one of these.
Usually canneries pop up around warped tour season, that's the best time to stock your logpile
Well fuck, looks like ima have to sell all my Shitcoin