ITT: Post your favorite book and try to guess what the person above you is like based off it

ITT: Post your favorite book and try to guess what the person above you is like based off it.

ur a fag, mate

You're into LARP.

Edgy teen

youre american

How is it edgy?

You're not fun at parties

You're not getting this thread off to a good start.

You have one too many pieces of Nazi memorabilia.

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You read German

I am to assume you haven't read Storm of Steel then? You should, it's a great book, very good at showing off the horrors of modern total war.

I am not insulting you, desu. I just see that book shilled a lot on 8/pol/.

I know, I know, this is one of the more civil boards.
Is it really? I would think that such people wouldn't really like it, considering it's themes and portrayal of warfare, oh well.

You're autistic

your favorite book is the catcher in the rye

what a shitty thread

answer may also be a hundo years of solitude

Correct

Self proclaimed "Irreverent Japester".

A nu-male

A bore

A neckbeard

A teenager

A nerd

A crybaby

A meme

Thinks he's a deep man.

You all have interesting taste and I hope to enjoy these books some day

You are a great man, who has great taste in books.

you're a fucking dilettante
pick one book next time

Good taste.

Is this the thread where we are nice to each other now?

You forgot to post a picture, my good friend. :)

You're a magyar/slav/gipsy mongrel larping as a descendant of civilised people while shitting up already decaying Western Europe. Back to your containment "country".

You already posted the picture, so I didn't need to.

you have mood swings

hey my good dude, I've read the pigeon by this guy, is perfume good too?

Smokes cigarettes. Is about 25 and lives on his own

You think you have autism but are just socially fucked

Good taste
You like watching noire movies and getting drunk

You have average intelligence and hate that about yourself

You have a good jawline and sing in a grunge band

Cries at least three times a week

I don't think it's the best but it had a really big impression on me.
I started reading and collecting books after reading this.

I really, really hated that book. What's the appeal of it for you?

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Obsessed with degeneracy

Calls anyone who disagrees with them "neckbeards"

Hates Seinfeld

Smells like wet carpet and cigarettes

Glares at people on the subway

Fickle

Still looking for the right recipe for CHOWDA

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DUDE WEED LMAO

You like the movies of Seth Rogan

Tough tie between this or Journey to the End of the Night.

You're anarchist/nihilist

Never really liked anarchism but I guess nihilism suits me more.

You use the word "sublime" at least twice a day.

You most definitely enjoy either X-Change or Cuckold porn

You haven't read IJ

You like small books

You like big books

Also idk what happened to my image but here

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You're autistic

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You like to troll people on the internet

You probably have a beard and really want to visit an Orthodox church but haven't gotten around to it in ages.

You didn't do drugs until college.

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120 Days of Sodom

You're a NEET

True

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You've never read any of Thompson's actual journalism

no bully pls

I am probably a closeted homosexual with Daddy issues

You really like Casablanca but you don't quite want to say so because it's a bit overrated.

This is because you worship. Your life is consumed in the worshiping, etc. Stop subjecting your self to your mind and own your self.

But if parasitism is your preferred and actually selfish state (if you are a mongoloid) then the above has no bearing. If so keep doing what you're doing and deceiving as it suits you

>I did not get rated

You're afraid of being bullied.

The only book you will ever need to read.
A true masterpiece, really.

uses an anime avatar on some service

>library doesn't have a copy of this
>bookstores don't have it
>Not even fucking used bookstores
>get is as a gift from a teacher
I hope it's good.
"On certainty" is a pretty nice work.

Seriously,its very difficult to understand at first, but once you start to get it, it will change how you see the world. It sure as hell did for me, and since then it has been the only book I ever carry anywhere with me.

if there are anons here who've never read it before, do yourself a favor

drinks alcohol to feel manly but doesn't like it

xanax prescription
rarely seen in shorts

never read this before but i like the cover so i'll check it out

Close. Had a Madotsuki avatar for the longest time. I think it's some Wakfu character now.

I ve read it, I enjoyed it a lot when I did but now I remember its not really that memorable at all. Osamu Dazai is a whole lot better.

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your dog or cat has a human name, like steve or chris

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under 150 pounds
at least 200 pounds

Nah.
It probably isn't that good, haha. I'm a pleb and ex-weeb trying to dive into reading and someone recommended that specific book. Aside from that and some Mishima, I haven't read too much. What can you recommend for GOAT Jap literature?

Stop reading literature and fucking go get a life. Or go read Wittgenstein s Tractatus, that shit is gold.

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Either a person with truly nuanced taste who enjoys literature and is unhappy with himself or a pretentious kid who is just starting with the Greeks and likes literature because he likes the intellectualism.

Mine is Robert Musil - The Man Without Qualities

A cool guy

has over 1000 points on his reddit account

Nice

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militant atheist on reddit, live with your parents.

I enjoyed this more than both the Odyssey and Aeneid put together.

Am I a pleb?

You read to seem more interesting to random women

no almost all classicists prefer the iliad to the aeneid

You hate season 6 of Game of Thrones

Who doesn't?

Everyone but Dante does.
Also Iliad>Aeneid>Odyssey

You're in high school and awkward as hell

try-hard
annoying
edge-lord
aspie
douchebag
child
try-hard
furfag
gamer grill
boring
dishonest
try-hard
pervert
annoying
cheapskate
try-hard
in the closet
try-hard
just turned 20
edge-lord
hipster
le joakster
liar
hipster
faggot
annoying
gamer
carpetbagger
illiterate
gamer grill
try-hard
boring
cheapskate
chess club
try-hard
follower
boring
too old for this board
try-hard
hipster

I posted Lanark, how old do you think I am?

Good point, but I feel like someone who really enjoys the book that inspired the good seasons of GoT would hate season 6 even more.

autism

Veeky Forums is a fucking cesspool. The literary equivalent of /v/. You guys aren't here to discuss about books, you're here only to shit on each other's opinions either out of spite,mischief or simply because you cannot handle different opinions than yours.
Either go out of Veeky Forums or go slit your fucking throats because you are probably going to do that anyway sooner or later since someone who isn't pleased with anything can only live for so much before committing suicide.

Faggots

College lit tryhard
This Veeky Forums after all you stupid nigger

tfw someones feelings always gets hurt on here

the internet isn't the place for you man.

Probably writes poetry
Completely irredeemable

ultimate comfiness and maximum feels

You like model trains