Thanks for inviting me over for dinner user, I'm really excited. What did you make?

>Thanks for inviting me over for dinner user, I'm really excited. What did you make?

>I'm really excited.
so am I, as you can clearly tell

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Uhhh, chicken wraps. No I didn't make them earlier this week, let me just put them in the oven real quick.

Tea or coke?

How did you get in my house?

Sausage with lots and lots of mayonnaise

Haha you bastard

The chick will get a bowl of eggs
>You don't have to tell me what has happened but you do have eat this

for me, it's stale pasta

I hope you like grilled cheese

All the eggs

pet door

for me, it's the McChicken
for you, it's the McDickin

Nothing, the plate's empty.
Bon appetite

You are fasting until you lose weight, fatty

We are eating pie

Bowl of fresh cream soup. Dont worry its non diary.

Get out of my house you dirty leftist bitch

spotted dick with extra dick

For your entree I'm going serve a twice-queefed cream pie vagoo

Pb&j
Bone-in-pork for dessert.

..babys...

ill be serving you a fresh softshell seafood taco.

Steamed Hams

>Not paying the local fast-food chain to deliver your food to your kitchen window everyday because you're too much of a lazy slob.

First time I have a girl over - usually I go for second date - I always do the same thing where I make spaghetti bolognese. It's easy so I can't fuck it up, and girls LOVE the whole "I'll cook for you" thing. Then after we eat I try to fuck them.