Intellectual qt3.14 sees you reading, sits next to you

>Intellectual qt3.14 sees you reading, sits next to you
>"hey user, watcha reading?"
>"oh, n-nothing. Just this book"
>"what's it called?"
>"uh... Stoner"
>*look of condescending disgust comes across face* "Oh... nevermind"
>qt walks away because she thinks you read Tucker Max-tier

Anybody else vain like me and feel this way about the title of this book?

It's an incredibly overrated book. But yeah, the title is bad too; or at least the title is bad nowadays. Not sure how long the word "stoner" has meant what it does now.

>can't bother even to read the title with her own eyes
>assumes immediately after it is spoken that it is a word rather than a name

Sounds like you dodged a bullet on that occasion.

Also, "intellectualism" is another word for "priestly," stop using this

Priestliness, rather

That's why you always pretend it's only the shortened version of one of those really long old titles.
>Stoner, or; The TRIALS AND times of an Engliſh tutor whose name is THE GIVEN TITLE.

>Intellectual qt3.14 sees you reading, sits next to you
>"hey user, watcha reading?"
>"oh, n-nothing. Just this book"
>"what's it called?"
>"uh... Infinite Jest"
>*look of condescending disgust comes across face* "Oh... nevermind"
>qt walks away because she knows you read slightly above-airport bestseller status books

Anybody else vain like me and feel this way about the book?

What if his last name was Boner?

>Intellectual qt3.14 sees you reading, sits next to you
>"hey user, watcha reading?"
>"oh, n-nothing. Just this book"
>"what's it called?"
>"uh... Stoner"
>smirk arises on her face
>"wow user, i'm impressed. let's exchange numbers!"
>receive text from her next day
>can hardly contain excitement
>"hey user, can i pick up a dub?"

>Intellectual qt3.14 sees you reading, sits next to you
>"hey user, watcha reading?"
>"oh, n-nothing. Just this book"
>"what's it called?"
>"uh... Boner"
>qt immediately yanks her dress off and squats her Pawg ass on your ween, yelping with hysterical lust

that's a better outcome

>Pawg

I sincerely thank you for introducing my shut-in-ass to a new slang term.

>Intellectual qt3.14 sees you reading
>keeps walking and takes the seat furthest away from you

Google that shit senpai dick will be diamonds

>reading Infinite Jest in public
>qt asks what's it about

>Intellectual qt3.14 sees you reading, sits next to you
>"hey user, watcha reading?"
>"oh, n-nothing. Just this book"
>"what's it called?">
"uh... Blood Meridian, or The Evening Redness in the West"
>*look of condescending disgust comes across face*
>*she spits*
>*qt gets up*
>*she is dancing, dancing*
>*qt waits for you to go to the toilet then goes in after you and proceeds to rape and dismember you, then rides away into a desert sunset of biblical proportions

hahahaha why does maathefrench Orson go so well with this post

>she is dancig dancing

Top kek

>Intellectual qt3.14 sees you reading, sits next to you
>"hey user, watcha reading?"
>"oh, n-nothing. Just this book"
>"what's it called?"
>"How to read a book"
>*look of condescending disgust comes across face* "Oh... nevermind"
>qt walks away because she thinks you are missing a chromosome

>sitting on the public transporter
>Nubian princess sits next to me
>asks what I'm reading
>The Nigger of the Narcissus

>Intellectual qt3.14 sees you reading, sits next to you
>"hey user, watcha reading?"
>"oh, n-nothing. Just this book"
>"what's it called?"
>"Ecce homo"
>*look of dissapointment comes across her face* "Oh... nevermind"
>qt walks away because she thinks you are gay

>Intellectual qt3.14 sees you reading, sits next to you
>"hey user, watcha reading?"
>"oh, n-nothing. Just this book"
>"what's it called?"
>"uh... The Republic"
>*look of condescending disgust comes across face* "Oh... nevermind"
>qt walks away because she thinks you're a sexist bigot white male that voted for Trump

No.

>Intellectual qt3.14 sees you reading, sits next to you
>"hey user, watcha reading?"
>"oh, n-nothing. Just this book"
>"what's it called?"
>"uh... Discipline and Punish"
>*give you a flirty look * "Oh... you're into BDMS? Me too! Have you read 50 shades of gray?"
>"y-yea sure"

kek

But if you read the Republic you probably are a sexist, racist, misogynist shitlord (at least if you understood anything)

In reality you´re into pozz parties at the nearest hot bath, right?

Is there a book that is actually about some sad boy weed smoker?

@9101508
I'm not even gonna bother replying.

yes, how dare somebody read a book that might express ideas outside the conventional comfy zone? We should all exclusively read Zadie Smith. Not to mention the fact that it was written over 2 fucking thousand years ago

we simply hate women and nonwhites

>@

nice

They are simply, simply inferior my redpilled brother.

Williams is for people who don't understand Kafka

how do you mean?

>implying he's going to respond to you
>implying he even knew what he meant by saying that

I actually like women.

Too bad they don't like me.

It's ok user. We all feel out here

>Intellectual german qt3.14 sees you reading, sits next to you
>"hey user, watcha reading?"
>"oh, n-nothing. Just this book"
>"what's it called?"
>"uh... Mein Kampf"
>*look of condescending disgust comes across face* "Oh... nevermind"
>qt walks away because she thinks you are a white supremacist

>Intellectual qt3.14 sees you reading, sits next to you
>"hey user, watcha reading?"
>"oh, n-nothing. Just this book"
>"what's it called?"
>"uh... A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man"
>*look of intrigue comes across her face* "Sounds interesting, can I take a look?"
>"sure"
>*she opens to the first page*
>Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo...
>*look of condescending disgust comes across face* "oh nevermind"
>qt walks away because she thinks you are mentally a 7 year old

Anybody else feel this way about the content of the books they read?

I kek'd way too hard

...

>Intellectual
>would understand what "homo" in "ecce homo" means
>SHE DOESN'T KNOW NIETZSCHE
>pleb qt 3.14

Is this prose redeemed after reading for awhile or does this book continually sound like a hack dr seuss?

guess

No Joyce is the greatest inside joke in all of literary history.

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Fuck i was actually thinking about reading portrait soon
should i just avoid joyce altogether then?

I guess I'll have to fall for the meme then
Wish me luck!

Will he complete the system of Platonic politics?

>you wake up
>turn to Christi Claire, your adoring wife
>"honey, I had the dream again"

You come off as dumb.

It's a great book. Great. Not overrated at all. Seeing the few Veeky Forums regulars post the book cover a lot doesn't mean it's overrated. There's a world outside Veeky Forums memes and your computer, you know?

They didn't write it like that and it was used as an imperative.

"Gay Science" would be funnier. Like some kind of queer studies.

No. The beginning of Portrait captures what it's like as a child, the opener being a nursery rhyme. Read it user. Do not disregard Joyce.

I'm aware of this. Not sure what I said made you believe that I think this book is overrated based solely on what I've seen on Veeky Forums.

Ouch.

>Intellectual qt3.14 sees you reading, sits next to you
>"hey user, watcha reading?"
>"oh, n-nothing. Just this book"
>"what's it called?"
>"uh... t-tractatus logico-ph-philosophicus"
>*look of condescending disgust comes across face* "Oh... nevermind"
>qt walks away because she thinks you have autism

>Intellectual qt3.14 sees you reading, sits next to you
>"hey user, watcha reading?"
>"oh, n-nothing. Just this book"
>"what's it called?"
>"uh... t-the Satanic verses"
>*look of condescending disgust comes across face* "Oh... nevermind"
>qt walks away because she thinks you're an edgy satanist

Ok (spoilers for blood meridian) did the Judge rape and or kill the kid in the toilet at the end? I recently finished the book and wasn't sure what the fuck was going on at the final meeting.

>tfw

>>Intellectual qt3.14 sees you reading, sits next to you
>>"hey user, watcha reading?"
>>"oh, n-nothing. Just this book"
>>"what's it called?"
>>"uh... t-the Satanic verses"
>>*look of condescending disgust comes across face* "Oh... nevermind"
>qt walks away because she thinks you want her to eat butterflies and you don't even have dalí's moustache

This actually happened to me.

> reading Stoner while waiting for class to begin, second year of university
> girl in big Star Wars tshirt comes over and sees the author's name
> "I didn't know he wrote books, wow!"

> someone at the same school as you
> they recognise that you post on Veeky Forums
> now whenever they meet you, in public, they spout Veeky Forums memes like Pepe, kek, dubs, and "you just got meme'd" all the time

Put a bit of an accent on it, like "Stoner".

He's writing it from the perspective of a 7 year old because the book is a semi-autobiographical novel about his own youth. The book gradually matures as he ages in it.

This happens too often on Veeky Forums with people who just dive straight into Joyce without any clue.

>middle aged man in old suit
>clearly an oil painting
>looks sad
If someone thinks it's about weed once they see the cover, they're too dumb to breed.

Your loss if you do, user. That'd be foolish of you. Joyce is a treat if you appreciate prose.

read Portrait slept

it'll change your life

>"Whatcah Reading"
> "A book"

Where do you fall on the spectrum, user?

this, why wouldn't you use the gay science instead

>Intellectual german qt3.14 sees you reading, sits next to you
>"hey user, watcha reading?"
>"oh, n-nothing. Just this book"
>"what's it called?"
>"uh... The Turner Diaries"
>*look of condescending disgust comes across face* "Oh... nevermind"
>qt walks away because she thinks you are vulgar person for reading someone's diaries

>Reading in library top patrician Veeky Forums for a month now
>Havent met any qt or nonqt lit girl

fuck

>intellectual qt 3.14 sees you reading, sits next to you
>hey user, watcha reading?
>"Nothing"
>oh, ok
>she gets up and leaves
>showed that bitch who's the boss

>It's an incredibly overrated book

Fuck you, that's not remotely true.

>Intellectual qt3.14 sees you reading, sits next to you
>"hey user, watcha reading?"
>"oh, n-nothing. Just this book"
>"what's it called?"
>"uh... Stoner"
>*look of disgust comes across face* "what was Edith's fucking problem?"
>qt turns out to be a legit irl Katherine

Underrated post

Really makes those neurons fire....

>"I-it's a good book! It was written by John Williams D-do you know him?!"
>The initial disappointment turns into disdain as she frowns and says: "Go read your star wars pleb fantasy somewhere else, nerd."

This is supposed to make me like Stoner more, right?

The book is shit, man.

The judge rapes the kid's sister, Phoebe.

...

>It's about...tennis?