Tfw nothing good to eat at home and mom won't buy you fast food

>tfw nothing good to eat at home and mom won't buy you fast food

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FUCK YOU MOM...I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know that feeling...a disgusting boloney sandwich with kraft cheese with that shitty bread that i have to peel from my teeth with every bite, it is!

try frying the bologna you uncreative fuck

I don't get this meme, it tastes exactly the same just hot

It's about 2 percent cooler, it would need to be about 20 percent cooler to warrant the extra effort

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>tfw nothing to eat at home and you live alone and can't afford any food
fuck you

Why don't you just steal your mom's purse, take their car and go on a tendy feast?

get a job and buy your own food dumb-ass! Nw everyone thinks we're neets.

Fantastically abysmal post

>tfw 2 scoops

>don't like moms dinner
>sneak out and drive to dairy queen
>come back in basement door
>she catches me and is totally fine with it
>laughs at me for sneaking around like a retard
>tfw I'm 22

>mummy makes something tasty for dinner
>come home after 12 hour shift, cooking all day
>come in at 12 am to fat little brother eating last of leftovers, (the portion mom asked everyone to save for me)
>haha time for mccdonalds

I wanted to contribute to this discussion but your image made me violently ill and angry
I call it illgry

You all out of babie blood and virgin meats hilldough

not allowed to use the stove

It makes the bologna crispy and browned you dumb fuck.

I can fry bologna in 10 seconds flat

Move out, fag.

>on the way home from whatever, as a kid
>daddy can we get mcdonalds?
>no! we have perfectly good food at home!
>gives me an untoasted piece of 9-grain bread with a single dollop of peanut butter on it
fuckin dad.


>hey you want pancakes?
>sure do!
>here, I ran the batter through the blender with tofu! it's extra healthy!
pretty sure he's why I hate pancakes

This, thick cut fried bologna with cheese and miracle whip on toast is fucking baller.

You poor child...

No one would have to suffer like that. I swear the lead gasoline really did a number on gen x.

why do you care about people think about you on an anonymous board?

>horsefucker meme
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I've been there, OP. I usually keep a beef jerky stash on standby for emergencies. Also some pasta with olive oil, lemon juice, basil, garlic, and salt. You can use a bit of dried basil and garlic powder if you have to but it's certainly not as good as fresh. Most people's herb-spice cabinets have most of that in them.

Beef jerky's so goddamn expensive here but I do like it.

I'd buy more of it if it didn't cost eight bucks a fucking bag.

I had the opposite problem for the most part.

A family that rarely cooked and would always buy fast food. When I moved out to live by myself I learned to cook as a necessity and lost about 100 lbs. because of it.

Feels p. good honestly, especially when their fat asses visit and they tell me I look like I'm not eating enough.

tfw drinking rum and coke

mfw i walk to my favorite restaurant right after they shut down for the night

Are you out of big boy points faggot?