JK Rowling

JK Rowling.

holy shit women and liberals, amirite?

we seriously must redpill the masses

Such an ugly person both inside and out. Imagine having a billion dollars and being that bitter.

sub par riter

haha epic troll my friend. You really showed all those white males the idiocy of their beliefs through a cleverly constructed strawman of their beliefs: fuckin classic!

Wow. Just look at her face. And they say "don't judge by a book by its cover". LOL. That may be true sometimes, but I'll tell you this, *I* can certainly judge this author by her "cover" (face, body language). What a smug, pretentious, insufferable British bitch. She thinks just because former 9 year olds who grew up, went to public school, and are now working at McDonald's or are in community college now worship her books thanks to nostalgia, that she's some kind of good writer? Or that her opinion is worth more than the shit I just took and flushed down my toilet (twice for good measure)? Nah man, nah. It's one thing to be a bad writer and be humble about it. It's another thing to think and act like you or your opinions matter or that you're clever when you're fucking not. And to top it all off this bitch ain't even American. What the fuck. She's some British botox'd up miserable easily offended mad as hell that Trump won shitty-accent-having skank who has the audacity, the fucking nerve, the gall to insert herself into American politics. What a piece of shit. I wish I owned Twitter, you know what I'd do if I owned Twitter? I would delete her account and I would fucking laugh so hard knowing that if she gets this mad at Trump and Pierce Morgan, how fuming, how seething mad she must be when she tries to login to her account and gets a message saying "sorry bitch, your account has been deleted - if only I could delete your shitty books from existence too (you're a terrible writer by the way)"

It's people like her who have ruined the internet. If I could I would make the internet like it was in 1997 again, it was a much better place. If you're too young to remember ask me anything and I'll let you know how great it was.

>1997 was 20 years ago
Huh

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She looks hot in that picture but still a little too boney.

Why is she wearing kangz tier jewlery around her neck?

Imagine being her kid in that household and having to be all like "damn, JK, you fuckin' fine, all wise with your tight structure and horrific androgynous monster characterization. I would totally listen to you, both my absconded father and the real me." when all she really wants to do is read Tolkien in her room. Like seriously imagine having to be her kid and not only sit in that chair while JK flaunts her disgusting writing in front of you, the favorable fandom barely concealing her plotholes and content, and just sit there, read after read, hour after hour, while she perfected that book series. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on the publishing office tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JK ROWLING WRITES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and read her cartoonish fucking young adult series that contorts into types of fanfic you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been reading nothing but a healthy diet of fantasy and sci-fantasy and later alleged historic fiction for your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out of her cunt in London. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her brow as she scribes suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in her "Austenesque (for that is what she calls it)" prose, the prose she worked so hard for with personal ghostwriters in the previous months. And then the editor calls for another draft, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the publisher's security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're her fucking kid. You're not going to lose your will over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

they see me Rowling, they're hating

Hey man I lived in that time but I can't remember shit about the net, fill me in.

All you need to understand Rowling's writing is one photo of her as a child.

A.D. P.E.R.S.O.N.A.M.
a.d. h.o.m.i.n.e.m.

Jesus. She's not a natural blonde or am I being meme'd?

Kek

anglos are not human

I kinda would.

No scratch that, definitely would.

A challenger appears

so hermione was a self insert right

Hey I'm too young to remember but my dad isn't and he said it was shit.

I'm a sucker for aging porn stars and she looks like one.

It's the standard hippy-dippy-kinda-bohemian middle class thing to do.

She's dressed just like my old (and I mean old) English teacher, and my granny too (although she's Indian so she technically has a claim).

>She will never give you a sponge bath while consuming your youthful body with fire in her eyes

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