What nut is your favorite?

Cashews are legumes. They are not nuts.

Peanut. Cheap, and tastes great.

I like those little spanish peanuts with the red skins.

the nut I busted in your mom's face

Im European so my favorite is of course the sweaty, hairy, fat brown testicles of a muslim immigrant.

when i nut in your mom

Im American so my favorite is of course the sweaty, hairy, fat black testicles of a superior black bull

I'm European so mine of course are the hairy nads of the arab that's currently raping my wife.

Chin nuts of course

If I had a nut up on the wall, would it be a walnut?

im allergic

The ones i do inside yo mom

>What nut is your favorite?

The one I bust in your mother.

this, I think I'll go eat some right now

Almonds if I have water on hand. Cashews if not (I know its a legume)

i hate all nuts equally, though if i had to eat some i'd go with heavily salted peanuts.

coconut.

the busta nut

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Holy fuck I was just about to make a peanut thread. I'm fucking addicted. I carry them around in a bag at work in my coat and they give me energy. Can they be actually addictive?

Cashews. because of the maximum suffering involved in harvesting them.

they come from a tropical vine that produces an oil that makes people rash and swell up. you have to roast the nut to make it safe to eat.

>I carry them around in a bag at work in my coat and they give me energy.
This makes it sound like just carrying them around is what gives you energy.

I don't like peanuts, they seem to take forever to chew. Maybe because they're usually fried? I like peanut butter though. Favorite nut is probably walnuts, I like the crumbly texture.

I would totally try this, it doesn't LOOK bad.

almands, they make the best MILK and Nut

So you're the retard who keeps putting tomato into the fruit salad, huh?

And testicles are technically tripe, but you just love to suck on deez nutz.

Cashew
Peanut
Pistachio
Macadamia
Hazlenut
Pecan
Almond
Walnut
Brazil Nut

If blanched almonds can move up a bit but the skin tastes like tree bark and you rarely see them come blanched.
Pecans also have the tree bark thing going on but to a much lesser extent.
Walnuts are too bitter for my liking this can be reduced by toasting but I would almost always rather just use pecans.

I can respect that. Please go post this on one of the vegan threads.

my bf's nuts

For savory preparations: peanuts. Tastes good with lots of salt and spices.

Desserts: walnuts or pecans. Walnuts give a nice crunch to cookies and cakes.

Pecans impart this delicious flavor.

Activated Almonds

LMAO nuts

like my nuts

Not a nut. Disqualified.

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What were you expecting to happen, OP?

Edging

i.e. Fillibustin' a nut

Almonds

Only activated, though. That's crucial.

Came (hehe) here to say that

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Macademia, bit expensive but worth it

After my partner has eaten lots of pineapple for a few days. Either that or deep in my boicunt.

Nothing can beat plain old roasted peanuts for me.

I love all kinds of nuts but if I want to snack on tons of them then I'll choose peanuts over anything

Your mom's nuts, faggot.

Definitely Macadamias. A shame it's so hard to find any organic ones though.

Vine? Nope, cashews grow in trees; I should know, I have a cashew tree in my backyard.

Everything else is right, though. The oil/secretion the cashew nuts secrete while roasting can easily corrode metal.

Pecan Master Race

To tell you the truth I couldn't decide.