Stop! You have 10 seconds to find one flaw in this goddess. >Protip: You can't

Stop! You have 10 seconds to find one flaw in this goddess. >Protip: You can't.

>eating grease covered pizza like a filthy amerikan pig

shut up your probabley aturk

It's shit but a whole pizza and a bag of what is basically crack bread for ~$8 is nothing to complain about

>dough made fresh every day ( or so they claim )
>still tastes like dogshit

didn't have the shit posted on the menu

wanted beef, onion, mushroom, and muenster cheese, but they said they didn't have it
>probably summer help

based pizza merchant

I unironically like them more than Pizza Hut. It's not great, but it still tastes better than Pizza Hut's fucking cakey crust. Pizza crust should be chewy and crisp, not spongey.

That is the ugliest goddess I have ever seen.

God damn did Hera and Aphrodite just fucking hate this bitch?

>How do we make something that not even zeus would fuck

Caesar was never a god you dropout.

Hungry Howie's is better budget pizza

I'm just going by what OP said.

Little C's allows me to buy cheep grain alcohol and hard drugs

That's not a goddess

1. It doesn't taste good
2. (((they))) offer awful pizzas at more than 3 or 4 times the value they are worth

Pic related is a goddess ya goof.

Spoken like a true kitchen dutch.

It's better than shitty frozen pizzas from walmart and cheaper than any big pizza place. Perfect for me.

The goatee

It reheats like shit. Otherwise, it's exactly $5 worth of quality.
The new extra version they released is a nice improvement, it definitely benefits from extra cheese and toppings.

It's because they use a lot of cornmeal. They genuinely do make it in-house every day though.

>I unironically like them more than Pizza Hut.
Both are horrible. Think about your life choices.

the pizzas are not edible when they cool down

The one near me always has a huge line out the door every day because they dont actually keep any hot and ready.

Read up on how/where they get their "tomatoe" sauce from. It's disturbing even by todays processed food standard.

>live in chicago
no hungry howies but i stil get their cheap delicious emails