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Too ebin for moi

Can we please not ruin another potentially good thread with Jack?

Inception burger.

Burger within a burger

Those tomatoes look like shit. I hate mushy tomatoes.

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Fuck now I want McDonalds.

that's right XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>imagine being so completely surrounded by bugs that if you swing a pot around, you catch 100 of them.

I wonder how ebola spreads so fast

How did it taste?

Pure fucking protein.
That reminds me of that train movie where they feed all the poor people gelatinous bricks of insect meal.

Its meat, so I'd eat it.

Wouldn't be that bad I don't think, and if it were I'd just drown it in spices like an Indian or Mexican does to cover their shit tier food.

That fat faggot eats straight mayo. Any food advice should be an automatically disqualified.

>A fucking non-Newtonian fluid for batter
This is Jack right?

i wonder what that tastes like

Peanut butter chicken?

>Jack

I thought you'd never ask!

>steak from the Dollar Tree

>Way more batter than he needs
>ice-cold oil
I still rage every time.

Looks way undercooked. I'm surprised this dude isn't in a constant state of food poisoning hell. He must only be able to get off the toilet long enough to make these fucking videos.

Doesn't jack have a YouTube channel?
Why don't you just go there and watch videos and post in the comments instead of posting the same thing over and over here?

I'm more impressed that he somehow undercooked a 1/4in thick "steak".

I'm not being funny that would be ideal for a broke college kid.
>Buy some noodles
>buy this shit
>season the meat a bit and fry it.
>Cut it into slices
>Maybe add an egg

You've got yourself a decent meal for under £3.

It's not even 1/4 lbs of meat.

Are you implying that ebola can spread through mosquitos or other bugs?

Reminds me of the Ultimeatum

I don't understand how he can be this bad. Are all of his viewers ironic? I would want to see the demos of the average Jack viewer. Age? Political party? Country?

disgusting to most but they probably do this either out of necessity or tradition or both
if eating an insect burger meant not starving i'd eat it

>This
Snowpiercer was fantastic. Reminds me of when they used to eat grasshoppers/locusts with honey, fuck soylent.

You can't get (You)s that way.

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someone delet this board already

>Filename
Kek

If someone ate part of that bug burger, spit it out, then you ate it maybe you could.
TBF they were probably thinking of malaria or zika

Looks dry as shit. How do you fuck up frying a burger that bad?

holy shit this is depressing

I wouldn't turn down a bug burger. I can't imagine it tasting too bad.

Yum bugs

good lord this makes me uncomfortable

Look, it's perfectly hygienic: he's wearing gloves.

What episode is this?

are those bees?

>battering in non-newtonian fluids
Is this the final redpill?

Yeah, you can find the video on YouTube if you search for "chinese cooking bees".

Cornstarch batters are common in Chinese-American fried dishes, you niggers.

jesus christ is everyting smothered in honey?

Maybe if you actually make a proper batter instead of a batch of seasoned oobleck

>seasoned oobleck

Wtf are they wopses?

hmmmm

L-lewd

what braindead retard can't conceive of fluid displacement and heating oil

Did that chicken turn into fucking beef?

No wonder they all have aids

>more oil than gulf of mexico

>wopses

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I saw this. But I didn't get it

hes talking about the black people not the insects

Oh that's a bit of a let down for 33 replies

I know this, but surely it's not supposed to be so fucking thick that Sir Isaac Newton couldn't predict how it would behave in regards to the laws of physics.The only thing thicker than the stuff in that video is Jack's skull.

lmao double digit IQ boonie flyover faggot "IF ITS MEAT IIID EAT IT AHYUKK"

pre mediocre joke desu

>When you're too lazy to farm

Kek

What's the French name for this technique?

Better send them more food.

Confit a la crétin

Dep fry ala bouef

>Now that the butter is burning, we're going to slap the steak in the pan. The harder the better. We want to splash that hot liquid fucking everywhere

I get triggered everytime he just throws shit in hot oil/butter.

t. reddit

>now you got to flip that motherfucker like it murdered your family

With the slap chop, you can slap your troubles away

b-but aren't mosquitoes full of human blood they've sucked?

this isn't a webm thread... it's goddamn gore thread

Those aren't mosquitos.

JYAKKU

t. scum beneath my boot

I'm pretty sure Jack's cooking "skills" are self-taught. Either that or he's dumb as shit

It's not taught at all because he has learned nothing

A perfectly seared steak

Does he know hes retarted?

Jack never cooks except for when he's recording for YouTube.
There was that show where he was supposed to have a barbecue cookoff to pitch his stupid sauces, but he had no idea what he was doing and ended up just shilling his YouTube channel to the crowd instead.

Sioux Che'if Poquercasino

>retarted
Indeed.

DALEED DIS

I saw snippets of that particular pitch on a Youtube video. I remember he burst into tears to appeal the investors, making it twice as awkward

yes he knows hes retartet you stupit retart

>McDouble
>tomatos
>no pickles
just fuck my shit up famalam

Are the bees supposed to be there? Is that part of the appeal?

snowpiercer was great, god damn

Name of that video?

fuck sakes

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