I ran out of real cheese

I ran out of real cheese

You have made a mistake that you will soon come to regret.

This. No cheese > processed cheese """"food""""

You also ran out of
A real pan
A real stove top
A real spoon
And im guessing here...is that "meat" in the pan?

It turned out alright I guess

Spoon looks okay but glass stove are for retards.

Gas>>Electric>>Glass

whats a real pan?

a wok?

I dunno everything looks real to me unless your some dumbass who thinks you need le excellent stuff to cook. Good cooks get the job done no matter what you pretentious I can't cook unless I have the best stuff ass homo

Ease up on the portion size, you big fatty.

Looks really dry. Did you apply the sauce with a spray can?

well I made it on Monday, and don't have any more sauce so I've just been frying it up with cheese for dinner

>that ashtray
>that microscopic portion
>those badly cooked penne
>that fucking piece of wurstel on the top of it
Omg what a meme

Like a true scottsman

Is this Jack

Is Jack Scottish?

There is already a Jack containment thread you fucking idiots.

Does Jack have a scottish cousin?

Does this look like jack!?

You know you can do better, you just done care

You should have at least cut it up you savage.

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Which is it, a tiny portion, or a huge one?

How is it that someone who set out to make steak made jerky instead?

You appear to have run out of dignity as well.

How the fuck do people fuck up simple things this badly. A pizza is one of the simplest foods I can think of to make that you actually have to start up the oven for.

Even owning that... matter.
I literally cannot think of a single reason you should ever even ironically buy such utter shit.

Kay isn't Scottish.

Newfag here, can you guys stop posting jack? fucking hell.. i thought this board has some dignity

Son cant have cheese thanks for watching

You fucked up OP.

OP never had any to begin with.

Kay's from northern england mate

You should be glad we don't have our daily 3 jack threads and even more of that crap spread out all over the board in pretty much every thread.

Scottland is just northern England. Wales is just western England.
Ireland is just England 2: A Little to the West

Veeky Forums is and always will be 95% Jack/alc/shill threads.

That hurt to watch.

Retard.

This makes me want to weep.

I've now run out of sausages and dignity too.

Fuck this is gross

why did the "cheese" disappeared

My fucking milk is kind of spoiled too, god damnit

I think it morphed into the brownish/jagged bits

this

>eating out of a dog bowl

I hate myself and want to die

What the fuck, is that a cup of milk. This entire meal looks disgusting.

kek if you hated yourself you wouldn't even cook a meal for yourself

You'd eat only tinned smoked herring and drink only vodka like I did at rock bottom

it's spoiled milk

you'd have been better off just skipping the cheese

Both and op should be ashamed2.

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damn son you must've got shredded

Top kek to you sir

You sound obnoxious as fuck

You sound like a tourist fresh from /v/

That pan looks cool but it seems like a pain in the asshole to clean if it's cold.

You sound like a massive faggot.

Are you going to come back tomorrow OP, but this time use 8 cheese slices?

It looks a little bit dry son. Also, no cheese is better than that.
That in the pan is chorizo, you uncultured swine.

Would you rather have fake news or fake cheese?

obvious joke but
America already voted for both.

i'm disappointed.