ITT: Foods that cannot be explained

ITT: Foods that cannot be explained

Walden Farms is the Auschwitz of food companies. Their chocolate sauce tastes like how a beheading probably feels.

where to buy

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that's harsh, at least at Auschwitz they had some idea of what to do with ovens

>calorie free
pretty sure that's the explanation: shitty marketing meme that sadly works on enough people to keep them in business

>carbs

Can you call it "Food" if it's entirely indigestable fiber?

The Japanese are so fucking excessive.

Those are Koreans.

That can be explained--people who want to taste peanut butter but are scared to death of calories--but cannot be excused.

That's like the same thing. They are Orientals.

It's like
>I'm not Mexican, I'm from Costa Rica
Is that south of Texas?
>Yes
Mexican

>I'm not a nigger I'm from North Africa
Africa
>y-yeah?
Nigger

So Mexicans from TJ aren't Mexicans? Interesting. What do you consider Flips?

Are you fucking retarded or just trying to be edgey?

Yes

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you know this shit says 23 flavors but I only taste one flavor and that flavor is fucking dr pepper

Just so you know, this shit is absolutely horrible. It tastes nothing like peanut butter. It's like cough syrup mixed with ass.

Supposedly one is, like, prunes, and then... cinnamon? Something like that. Plus 21 others.

it just tastes like amaretto

Dr Pepper and amaretto taste nothing alike to me, but you do you.