Why is this thing so disappointing? I just picked one up today because it was "weird and exotic" so I was like why the fuck not it'll probably taste interesting too, but all it tasted like was a depressed kiwi. This shit tasted like a fruit that shouldn't be, like it never tried. Why was this the only exotic fruit they provided and who in their right mind would actually buy this besides as a product of impulse and curiosity
I soaked it in sugar, salt, and lime after one bite of it and it did taste much better like that so there's I guess some hope for it but I would rather just buy a kiwi
Caleb Morales
What the fuck did you expect from a cactus?
Ayden Edwards
Dragon Fruit is the only fruit I'm allergic too. It's delicious but it fucks my shit up so I can't consume it. How I got allergic to a rare fruit I have no fucking idea.
Luke Johnson
They're refreshing if they're cold and it's hot outside, I don't mind them in that situation. But the purple ones are sweeter and have more flavor in my experience.
Henry Sanchez
stupid anglo cactuses' fruits are great
Cooper Jackson
Maybe your immune system thinks things that look like cactus pollen are deadly invaders?
Sebastian Cruz
>stupid anglo >implying only anglos dont like shitty cactus fruit
Cactus fruits suck ass, get some real fruit you coked up timber nigger.
Isaiah Evans
Honey/Ataulfo mangoes are better, try to get these if you can. They have less fibers.
Nathaniel Morris
That teardrop shape is so pleasing. I might have to plant those myself.
Connor Morris
my ninja!! I love some honey mangoes!
Jose Jenkins
I want to touch those bulbs
James Moore
Haha those fruits are pretty common in my country and i feel the same as you Never tried eating it with anything else like you do, though
Isaiah Ramirez
Funny, it's the same shape as my shits
Parker Parker
Persimmons were a disappointment for me.
Carter Cox
I like them, they've got a great texture, but for the price they're definitely a bit disappointing.
Blake Edwards
wait a sec
is that what Steenee/Tsareena are based on?
Easton Torres
Closer to a crisp, but not sweet apple or pear. Someone should have told you to temper expectations.
Jeremiah Wright
They're delicious. You just have to wait until they're a bit past ripe.
Yep! They also make a fucking delicious herbal tea.
Nolan Sullivan
>mangosteens Patrician taste
Isaiah Murphy
Get the yellow ones, they're delicious and very sweet. I've had the red ones and found them pretty bland.
John Brown
The Chinese told me that white people prefer the pink ones because they're sweeter.
Samuel Wood
I don't like the short crispy ones. Try a tall persimmon. Wait until it's super soft. It won't blow you away, but it's enjoyable.
Grayson Powell
More recent pocket monsters aren't monster enough. They should be more pocket kaiju and less pocket waifu.
Luke Carter
>Why is this thing so disappointing? Because your expectations did not match the reality.
Jason Bennett
>White people preferring things with more flavor
Logan Collins
I had some golden ones in Hawaii that were miles better than any of the white dragonfruit I have tried.
Josiah Perez
>White people think sweet is a flavour
Lel.
Bentley Myers
Your mistake was buying the white-fleshed ones. Bland as anything. If you can find the red-fleshed dragonfruit, they're worth the buy, sweet and a little tart and delicious.