Does anyone actually like mayonnaise?

Closest thing I'll ever eat to mayo is aioli, and only homemade.

I do. Straight white male here. Get rekt other races, genders, and sexual deviants.

She already has a big jar.

Yeah I mean I'd really let her have it

She's clearly already buying her own though, so that's not really necessary.

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I find mayo off putting but I enjoy aioli from time to time.

I like mayo mixed with certain things. By itself it just seems boring, adds moisture to the sandwich but otherwise whats the point theres plenty of other things that could do that like olive oil or butter
horseradish mayo is god tier

I don't. I'm white btw. Yes, my family has basically disowned me because I don't like potato salad or tuna salad.

how dare you

my favorite mayonnaise is kraft's miracle whip, I don't know, but that tangy zip really puts it on a whole 'nother level

But do you like EGG salad?

Only in other dishes/mixed with something
Campfire sauce
Tar-Tar sauce
Devilied Eggs
good shit

Ah fuck no, that's worse than either of the previous two. It tastes like someone solidified farts and then mixed them with mayo.

Get the fuck out of here, you monster.

It doesn't help that it's literally a combination of my two least favorite foods.

>Not making your own mayo

youtube.com/watch?v=Gz0fLT_k3_U

I find it gross. I prefer other things to moisture my food.

if you are saying you don't like eggs you're about to catch these hands

It does taste gross.
In a good kind of way to me though.
youtube.com/watch?v=qSHXG-5ShFk

I have a headache now.

yeah it's cool

nice thread btw

I don't like eggs. Fight me bitch.

my jigaboo

the editing and camerawork match gordons coked out jumpiness

Fuck you

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Ohayooo Gozaimasu!

Mayonnaise is the most disgusting thing on this planet.

If I had to choose between starving to death or eating something with Mayonnaise I'd be a dead man

i mix one part bacon bits, cheetos and mayonnaise, for gaming. the mayo protects the fingers from dust, and makes the mixture stick to my fingers, so i can dab, suck, and be clean and hygienic to immediately go right back to gaming without taking my eyes off the screen and before my player reloads his gun

This shit, bananas and milk makes my gf gag everytime.

For me, it's mustard: the true White Man's condiment.

Mayonnaise is good with boiled eggs. Think of egg salad or deviled eggs.

But it's horrendous with scrambled eggs.

What's goung on here?!

Muh negros

I fucking flipped shit when I was on the West Coast, and couldn't find muh Duke's.

Mayonnaise is for cucks and ketchup is for children. Mustard or go fuck yourself.

how do you NOT like mayo?? ketchup and mustard have their place but they are sweet and sour (respectively dickheads) and just cannot take the place of the thicc savory goodness that is BASED MAYO.

miracle whip sucks

>miracle whip sucks
Well, I guess you're just retarded then...

>Go to America
>Order a healthy salad
>Waiter brings me mayonnaise, egg, and potato curry

Go swallow a tub of margarine.

I'm fine with Japanese or spicy mayo. I find normal mayo to be disgusting though.

Real mayonnaise. Good mayonnaise. Rich and creamy. With a slight tangy kick. No sugar.

It is the best thing in the world.

This

Mass-produced mayo is to real mayonnaise as processed american cheese slices are to real cheese. The real stuff is good

what is aioli anyways?

so does my dick

i never bother with other mayo once i tried this.

I'm in Japan right now and they drizzle that stuff on everything

mayo is just spreadable oil. soybean oil, not even a good tasting one. how fat do you have to be to look at something and think, "this would be great with soybean oil smeared on it?"

Most oil tastes good if it's not cheap and rancid. Egg and vinegar have flavor too. You can also add mustard, herbs, spices, etc.

I actually have a story involving mayo
>be me, around 6-8
>go to park with family for a picnic
>eat sandwiches with mayo
>stomach begins to act up
>I have to throw up
>dash for a trashcan
>don't make it in time
>satanhasrisen.jpg
>barf while i'm running
>i'm pretty sure I got some on some lady's bag
>never ate mayo again

>also, because I got vomit on my shirt I couldn't go to Dollar Tree and get toy dinosaurs

and that's why I hate mayo

how does it taste compared to our normal mayo?

>Tfw actually put mayo on my hot dog or use it on my chips

I can't be the only one, right?

nigga we have dukes in fucking new zealand, just visit us next time.

its the superior condiment with sweet potato chips

>its the superior condiment with sweet potato chips
i like honey mustard on sweet potatoes fries

Excellent. Tangy MSG flavor bomb

>plain mayo

O.K. tier condiment, has its uses, like fixing the dryness of a sandwich. also classic in some cultures

>mayo made yourself in a food processor + garlic a.k.a. aioli

god fucking tier condiment

>that with some grain mustard blended in

titan tier condiment

I do, but that's because I don't eat Hellman's, which is vile.

Yes, wh*te people

I like a really small amount of it sometimes on a sandwich

I actually hate mayo, ketchup, and mustard.

The only sauces I like are BBQ and Sriracha.

I do. I use Dukes or make my own. I like to use mayo when I make grill cheese. Works and tastes better than butter IMO

Thanks famalam. Will make sure to order a truck from Japan.