Olives!

olives make a great snack. Cheap, healthy, briny and satisfying

Those are blueberries.

>Those are blueberries.
Those are certainly not fucking blueberries

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One or two is all the added salt you should have most days if you give a fuck.

stop exaggerating

I noticed that you didn't say tasty, OP.

weird blueberries dude

>black olives
Shit taste.

Henlo s3krit

Aren't the black ones fake shit? They barely taste like olives

I eat them everyday. I don't go overboard on them or anything tho. Kalamata are my favorite. Pic related is my breakfast this AM. Goat cheese, Greek olive mix, and cucumbers.

Muffuletta = God tier

Good on pizza

>tfw I put olives in almost everything I make regardless of the taste

I just really like this traditional middle eastern fruit!

>"Aren't the black ones fake shit?"

These are the people you share a board with. No, you fucking cockmonger. Black olives are ripe.

Something tells me you read that off a can. Those are "California process" olives. If they're pitch black, they're probably lye-"ripened". It's slightly worse than calling a pickle a cucumber to call those fuckers olives.

>not overboard
I hope you're planning to skip lunch.

I'm pretty sure the blackness comes from being stored in chemicals, hence the weird flavour.
I usually eat kalamata olives which are brown at their darkest. I bet you're a mexican or some shit, olives are the realm of the white man.

>Breakfast

6 olives on a plate

> overboard

t. amerifat

45 calories per 3 olives

t. butthurt euro cuck

There are god tier olives but so expensive.

>amerisperg likes heartattack
>somehow this butthurts euroslim
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