Only patrician tier doughnuts in this thread

Only patrician tier doughnuts in this thread.

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Old Fashioned or fuck off

Step aside fags

nice thumbnail faggot.

With a tall glass of choco milk, nothing is better. Brings me back to my childhood.

>Long johns
My nigga

My niggas

>eating sugar and fat with a glass of sugar and fat
do americans really do this?

>eating

Memes

My guy right here

youtube.com/watch?v=oXvB2N4EYFg

same without music if you prefer:

youtube.com/watch?v=OFgndkassLc

I don't like donuts much because they can be made any day of the year from storeable ingredients, so they're nothing special. I'd rather have fresh seasonal produce most of the time.

Does anyone have a link to that video of a landwhale making vegan donuts by deep frying biscuit dough and adding frosting? I can't seem to find it.

>sriracha

Cake donuts, fresh out of the fryer and dusted with cinnamon sugar.

They also make bacon meme donuts.

>Vegan donuts

Jesus Christ fuck off you gotta stick your fucking dick into everything?

>meme

plain donut without anything inside or outside except for the bread
give me 1000 of them and i will kill myself after getting bored with them

What's wrong with crullers?

Belgian(France, Holland and germany's 3-way kid) here. After visiting America/Canada and trying all of the types of Donuts I'm STILL convinced the Berliner is the king of all Donuts.

It's basically a perfect 50/50 mix of a soft, yet sturdy/chewy Donut, filled with a rich Fresh vanilla overloaded patissery cream. Dusted with powdered sugar which blends in with the oil that slowly that's in the Donut.

Am drunk, lost the plot on that last sentence.

>I don't like donuts much because im a fag

so why you posting then dumbass

That's not a donut you fucking stupid nigger

Donuts is a social construct.

Ya that's my point

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What did you think the holes were for?

Excellent taste. It's a shame non- of my local 24 hour donut shops serve them

same here, no 24 hour ones but no donut shops around here have em either. crullers are the best donuts of all

my bill cosby

I've never had a cruller that didn't leave a millimetre thick later of oil on the inside of my mouth. Pass.

>using the p-word outside of his containment board

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But I see it used on /v/ all the time

newfag

Literally perfection.

Fuck off

Old fashioned
Cruellers
Apple fritters
Twists
Eclairs
Chopped nuts
Regular chocolate
The rest can naff off.

walnut crunch

Cake >>>>>>>> yeast

That's not a fucking donut retard

be ashamed

maple timbits are probably pretty good

thanks for posting the links. i remember seeing that channel a long time ago and couldn't remember it.

youtube.com/watch?v=1lffg88WDRg

HEGOTCHU

Pretty good with honey or powdered sugar.

Fuck, dropped my pic

ew

>Hennessy and sriracha doughnuts
NIGGER

What did you mean by this?

Your list helped tbqh.
Old Fashioned
French Crullers
Cake

Honorable mention goes to well made apple fritters. Dope. Eclairs are almost like mini Boston cream pies. They are also amazing pastries of God.

I just need you guys to know that Olsen's Bake Shop in Omaha is that shit. Best chocolate donuts I've ever had.

They taste and feel like im eating Spongebobs ass

3-way tie for first.
Was a doughnut fryer for a while, we called "french doughnuts". What are they really called?

vegan donuts are fucking trash and a not funny meme. Fuck that trash suicide is better.

>Posts the worst ones.

Nice going shitter

*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*

So good. Just fry canned biscuit dough.

What do you think

Muy bien

The best donuts were the Giant food donuts (now shoppers makes them) before they switched to krispy kreme. Most donunts are way to dense now, orig Giant foods and shoppers foods donuts are still greatest of all time; kristpy kreme is horrendous garbage that "melts in your mouth" that is just wrong, donuts should not melt in your mouth they should be savory and sweet at the same time and have 0 glaze on them; if you like glazed donuts you are a shitter.

I think you ment arteries

no, get out of this thread and NEVER come back

This post gave me brain cancer

Raspberry filled doughnuts are god tier.

In Germany (or around this local region) this is called "Spritzring" (lit. Squirt Ring or Splash ring).
And I never heard the term "Spritzkuchen" (lit. Squirt cake) like the Wiki page calls it:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spritzkuchen
Other names: Auflaufkrapfen, Beignets soufflés, Fettkringel (lit. fat curl), Schmalzkringel (lit. lard curl)

>Posting the the one that literally tastes like sweet paper

for me it is maple, the best donut

French crullers

That's too fancy to be a doughnut.

That's a sandwich

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I am a simple man. Pic related is my favorite.

However, one time I did get a tub of frozen eclairs leftover from a dining event. They were about 2 inches long, each one was filled with banana flavored custard and topped with chocolate. Never been able to find them since I'd already thrown out the tub when I started craving them again

You can get them at Sam's/Costco/WinCo

Wait, they aren't already vegan?
What do normal donuts have in them that's not vegan?

Do they even make walnut crunch donuts anymore? I haven't seen one at Tims in a solid 10+ years

happiness

Came here to post this. I hate crunchy sugar, though, needs to be powdered sugar or nothing.

Eggs.

I love me these chinese doughnuts
>inb4 not a doughnut

Thanks user.

Not sure I wanna pay membership just to get hold of some though so I guess I'll get one of my friends to buy it for me

those look like sour cream donuts

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>Doughnut/Donut
>Timbits/Donut holes look like actual "dough nuts"
>Donuts aren't referred to as Doughring/Dorings instead
Why though?

Oh God.

Are donut burgers any good, or are they just as shitty as they seem?

Oh god that sounds lovely

>that hard ass lump at the end
that's a fucking bagel

>have the fucking churro which is the closest to a doughnut
>posts a cookie

wtf they dont have poutine donut here in b.c. they have nanaimo bar donut

the maple is hardly noticeable it just tastes like a sugar donut, disappointing

ah, the sweaty moose knuckle

You have fine taste in Bullet Hell.

Where can I get these properly fried? I haven't had a fresh one of these in like 10 years.

Why do I get the feeling Tim Hortons caters to American tourists who want to feel Canadian

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wtf? I love doughnuts now

Why are these wet?