What's the most literary pet and why is it cat?
What's the most literary pet and why is it cat?
Parker Ward
Mason Smith
Because they are silent and can take care of themselves
Landon Lewis
how do you define a literary pet you fucking assburger
Parker Myers
Animal ownership with the quality being literary.
Hunter Ortiz
>quality being literary.
yes this is the bit i wish for you to define
Asher Martinez
geckos obviously
Kayden Russell
12 year old boys
Jordan Rivera
A crow or parrot for you to teach to recite quotes of your choosing.
Noah Davis
Literary means that it's pertaining to literature. What pet has the highest quality of being related to literature?
Jack Butler
your cat cant right an ovel stfu pls
Alexander Bell
You don't know my cat.
Justin Sanchez
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Christopher Gray
>cats the favored pet of a known racist and a hack
Dogs confirmed for most literary pet.
Luke Jackson
the borzoi
John Phillips
"To anyone who needs lively entertainment for the purpose of banishing the dreariness of solitude, I recommend a dog, in whose moral and intellectual qualities he will almost always experience delight and satisfaction"
Kevin Myers
Cats are for edgelords, this is cringeworthy bullshit
>I want a pet that lives its own independent life as an ubermensch
No, fuck that
Nathaniel Allen
According to Plato dogs are the philosophic animal.
Jason Sanders
Fine choice, trip.
Henry Parker
I want one these so bad.
Andrew Brown
But in that same essay he says he morally objects to keeping a dog for a pet.
Christopher Walker
I love my birds.
Independent like cats, but if they have a problem they are smart enough to come to you.
Easton Howard
Cats is the most Veeky Forums pet, but plants BTFO any pet any day of the week.
Least Veeky Forums pets: Dog (if you're a man) and horse (if you're a woman).
Oliver Hill
too noisy
Lincoln Collins
because cats are low-key alpha and reading is for nerds.
Nathaniel Cox
>"look at this pretty crow"
>its actually rook
anyone else triggered by that?
Asher Myers
this tbqhwuf
There's a reason Blanche Knopf had one
Tyler Barnes
No, because I know a rook is a crow.
Brody Jones
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Jacob Long
Don't cut yourself with that edge fag
Carson Walker
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Aiden Parker
the real answer is horses. you guys are just all to pleb. I hope up on the fence post and read all day. after 10 minutes most of my horses are all standing or sitting around with me. Pretty comfy.
Juan Murphy
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Evan Green
some Veeky Forums gentlemen that had cats
>jorge luis borges
>jean paul sartre
>edgar allan poe
>charles dickens
>guimarães rosa
>Mark Twain - “When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.”
Bentley Phillips
>tfw to intelligent to own a doug