Aphorism thread

post em niggers

roses are red
violets are blue
op is a fag
my diary desu

that's a bad poem, not an aphorism, famalam

from OED:
>1. A pithy observation which contains a general truth

poem, aphorism, same shit. my post fits that definition, it just happens to rhyme. many chinese and spanish aphorisms rhyme in the original.

youre just mad bc ur a faggot.

then it is not an aphorism, due to that definitions. violets are purple, not blue. a correct aphorism would be:

is very gay

>due to that definitions. violets are purple, not blue.
nice grammar you blubbering vagina

i have an improved aphorism

roses are red
violets, like the sky, are blue
op's an illiterate idiot
so fuck-uck-uck you

just wait a bit until user comes back, op
she's currently reading beyond good and evil

Reife des Mannes: das heisst den Ernst wiedergefunden haben, den man als Kind hatte, beim Spiel.

Die gleichen Affekte sind bei Mann und Weib doch im Tempo verschieden: deshalb hören Mann und Weib nicht auf, sich misszuverstehn.

lmao are you pseuds really going to quote nieztsche like you're fresh out of high school?

why did op even make this stupid thread in the first place? aphorisms are an imprecise, over generalizing, bits of so called insight, that plebs like you borrow from since you have no original thoughts of your own. try thinking for yourself for once instead of fellating nietzsche's syphilitic cock.

A bird eating its wing cannot sing
how delicious chicken wings are

Oh please wow me with your shockingly original insights

Too good

and the one with monsters desu

Zen mind is not Zen mind. That is, if you are attached to Zen mind, then you have a problem, and your way is very narrow.

Throwing away Zen mind is correct Zen mind.

Only keep the question, "What is the best way of helping other people?"

tl;dr

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爱不是占有,是欣赏

pretty trite desu

pretty cool desu

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I unironically like this:

"It's better to speak the unswallowable and swallow the unspeakable than to be swallowed up by either" -The Last Voyage of Somebody the Sailor

like i give a shit
have a (You)

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We think we understand the rules when we become adults, but what we really experience is a narrowing of the imagination.

epic

I Just Like Showing Pretty Girls A Good Time Weather I'm Physically There Or Not Doesn't Matter.

>What is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil.
>mfw

There Is No Nutrients In Our Food Anymore Or In Our Soil OR IN OUR WATER

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They Will Not Divide Us.

The man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one

God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural fluids.

The Moment That Truth Is Organized It Becomes A Lie.

>so i dont care he say im dumb

Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?

Like op, positive and happy, in name only. But I'm anonymous.

There arent any jobs left in America except for the good kind ... Blow Jobs.

How to kill a mockingbird, reference guide by Plato.

i know you a little, tho

I Should Just Stop Tweeting, The Human Consciousness Must Raise Before I Speak My Juvenile Philosophy.

I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop dead frozen from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.

Posted this in the critique thread but here's the finished version.

Humanity is born as women cry and pain in labour; while civilisation is destroyed with our own crys resonated by our own hubris and lust for vanity. You might say our ultimate vanity is our own ego. The vanity of causing pain. Pain is both the symptom and relief of mankind, we're a masochistic and fickle species.

I CRAVE APHORISMS LIKE CRAVES COCK

GIVE ME MOAR

>Humanity is born as women cry and pain in labour; while civilisation is destroyed with our own crys resonated by our own hubris and lust for vanity. You might say our ultimate vanity is our own ego. The vanity of causing pain. Pain is both the symptom and relief of mankind, we're a masochistic and fickle species.
gay and shit

you sound really pathetic, so if all else fails you could probably make it in porn as a twink.