This is an Orc ration

This is an Orc ration.

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and THIS is an Elf ration.

Most definitely agreed

This is what the gnomes eat on travels.

While THIS is what Lizardfolk eat.

Humans normally consume something like this as they adventure.

whjat are the red animals??

Crawfish.

Skrimp

Elf rations for me.

damn this is impressive. almost forgot this was real food. too good to be true.

they look like they would be good with some lemmon and sumac what ever they are

Jerky looks good. I can never find london broil on sale for a good price anymore

There's unique food, indigenous to 3 different continents there...

I have the same cutting board

What would a half human half elf eat?

Pic related

Crawfish and frogs legs? I'm in. Most of these look good, though.

holy fuck Veeky Forums is hilarious today

well done op

wheres dwarf food?

i would imagine it has lots of mushrooms and ale

No milk or spinach involved. I mean if they ate those things they wouldn't be dwarves right?

This is what the hardy mountain folk eat, whether deep in their mines or ranging far from the Kazak in search of their people's past and, ultimately, future.

My semen

how do they grow the veggies if they're underground?

>Human ration most dainty and measly

Da fuq

Elf ration please. Although I'm probably throwing away the kale desu If this is oc it's impressive af, op.

>dwarves eat hard tack and bear shits

W-wew lads..

Holes in the ground see some sunlight.

The lands surrounding their mountain strong holds are cultivated for the production of wheat, barley, and other brewables, as well as vegetables.

it's not

Would eat.

Not so into kale(?), but would eat.

If the eggs are hard-boiled and the liquid is tea, absolutely.

Never tried frog's legs or crickets, and I can't tell what the top left is. I'd try it.

Easy mode.

AYE LADDIE

>no beer

This is what rape babies eat when they find time between being hated and grudgingly tolerated.

Hey, that doesn't look like maggoty bread.

I guess I'm a dwarf now cause I love me some fried mushrooms and cheese.

Lizardperson>>>Gnomish = Elf>Orc>>>Human>Dwarves

Don't like sausages?

This is what halflings eat.

>Never tried frog's legs or crickets, and I can't tell what the top left is. I'd try it.
Irish moss and brine shrimp

>Not so into kale(?), but would eat.
Kale chips

>If the eggs are hard-boiled and the liquid is tea, absolutely.
Red Wine
Hard boiled quail eggs.

>oc
nope

Forgotten Realms is the flyover of DnD fantasy.
Greyhawk and Eberron are the NY and LA

What are the benefits of kale? Is eating kale even worth it?

This is what mistakes eat.

>fried
They're just dried

What's a drow?

Drow, also known as dark elves, were a dark-skinned sub-race of elves that predominantly lived in the Underdark.

they eat christals?

Thanks.

There is literally nothing wrong with dark skinned elves.

I guess you could say meat's back on the menu

My only problem with this is that the honeycomb and cheese would likely get fucking destroyed after half a day of travel.

i see wall-nuts. what are the other nuts?

That's their currency. Same for the coins in other pics.
The cost of that ration.

You're right. Everything is wrong with being a Drow however.

do they eat the coins?

Don't they have some sort of magical cloth or bags that keeps things nice and neat? Because I'd imagine so.

almonds and niggertoes.

This is what short mistakes eat.

Not sure

or those hibineros?

i love minve mest pie

A splash of salty milk and she'll be right.

What are those? I can only recognize the juice, cheese and snails

Wine
Black Knight Tilsit (cheese)
Escargot in shallot butter sauce
Lumpfish caviar
Century egg
Auricularia Black Fungus Mushroom

This a good ass thread

Baby lobsters

OP this was a pleasant surprise. Thanks for going to some effort for us.

op didn't do it it was from a reddit/imgur poster on some roleplaying reddit a few weeks ago

unless that is u OP. in which case. u have my intense respect.

imgur.com/gallery/BWnHF

sorry to blow up yr spot.

underrated

Came here to say this-
OP stands on a line between anti-faggot and most faggot

and THIS is a manchild

It wasn't op, it's a repost. Also op already posted this on Veeky Forums yesterday

Neat food tho.

looks more like half orc half elf to me

>No Lembas bread
You have one job

I'd like to know what my Kenku's ration would be.

why is every single species eating coins with their meal?

Those are root veggies

probably a dick covered in peanut butter and birdseed.

Pecans and almonds

No smokes or chocolate.

>dissapointed_Steve.png.

>fantasy rations
>smokes and chocolate
>dubious_daniel.jpg

Sounds good for desert but what about the rest

OP HOW MUCH MONEY DID U SPEND TO MAKE ALL THIS?

lol hickory farms summer sauasge with cheese wedge and brown & serve sausage links

don't forget the french cornichons...I fucking love cornichons.

Missed an opportunity for this to be a McChicken.

What's wrong with manchildhood?

It's your youthful interests with all the power of manhood to pursue them.

Different poster. I did the /v/ thread though.

What's wrong with being a faggot, faggot?

The person who made this wants 500 for the next release on Patreon.

Good? All of these images were taken from a tumblr post.

Also, why are so many of these 'rations' perishable foods? Isn't the purpose of a ration supposed to be foodstuffs that are resistant to spoiling or able to be transported for long stretches of time. As in, an adventure?

I don't get it.

youre the biggest fag i seen today

hey cool we're posting stuff from /r/DnD now

>Veeky Forums complains about plebbit even though everything they post comes from there

there's iditos giving peole money to buy pre made food and put it on a cloth?

A Gastrowizard casts preserve on Human, Gnome and Elf food.
The Dwarves have Runewrites engrave protective wards into the food.
Lizardfolk are a procure on site race. It's all fresh.
Orcs pillage and eat what they kill.
Half orcs can stomach food that's gone a bit off.
Halfling culinary mastery has reached the point where any food made stays fresh forever.
That drow ration is actually the fare of a Drowish noble/aristocrat. Drows have enough to kill close to home to still be in range of their slave run logistics network anyway.
Gray dwarf constitution is just as good as an orcs.

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The campaign hasn't been successful.

wow im a lizardperson

Is that sauerkraut and shrimp?

Turns out it's goose jerky.

mouth is watering @ this one

Thanks user

no fungus?

hmmm, well that seems to jive well with prevailing gnomish descriptions

I move honey. Can't get enough of it.

Am I an elf?

Times sure have changed

For the worse

aw hell yeah

I doubt that orcs would like to eat peppers

I keep seeing these ration posts everywhere. Where's it from?