This is an Orc ration.
This is an Orc ration
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and THIS is an Elf ration.
Most definitely agreed
This is what the gnomes eat on travels.
While THIS is what Lizardfolk eat.
Humans normally consume something like this as they adventure.
whjat are the red animals??
Crawfish.
Skrimp
Elf rations for me.
damn this is impressive. almost forgot this was real food. too good to be true.
they look like they would be good with some lemmon and sumac what ever they are
Jerky looks good. I can never find london broil on sale for a good price anymore
There's unique food, indigenous to 3 different continents there...
I have the same cutting board
What would a half human half elf eat?
Pic related
Crawfish and frogs legs? I'm in. Most of these look good, though.
holy fuck Veeky Forums is hilarious today
well done op
wheres dwarf food?
i would imagine it has lots of mushrooms and ale
No milk or spinach involved. I mean if they ate those things they wouldn't be dwarves right?
This is what the hardy mountain folk eat, whether deep in their mines or ranging far from the Kazak in search of their people's past and, ultimately, future.
My semen
how do they grow the veggies if they're underground?
>Human ration most dainty and measly
Da fuq
Elf ration please. Although I'm probably throwing away the kale desu If this is oc it's impressive af, op.
>dwarves eat hard tack and bear shits
W-wew lads..
Holes in the ground see some sunlight.
The lands surrounding their mountain strong holds are cultivated for the production of wheat, barley, and other brewables, as well as vegetables.
it's not
Would eat.
Not so into kale(?), but would eat.
If the eggs are hard-boiled and the liquid is tea, absolutely.
Never tried frog's legs or crickets, and I can't tell what the top left is. I'd try it.
Easy mode.
AYE LADDIE
>no beer
This is what rape babies eat when they find time between being hated and grudgingly tolerated.
Hey, that doesn't look like maggoty bread.
I guess I'm a dwarf now cause I love me some fried mushrooms and cheese.
Lizardperson>>>Gnomish = Elf>Orc>>>Human>Dwarves
Don't like sausages?
This is what halflings eat.
>Never tried frog's legs or crickets, and I can't tell what the top left is. I'd try it.
Irish moss and brine shrimp
>Not so into kale(?), but would eat.
Kale chips
>If the eggs are hard-boiled and the liquid is tea, absolutely.
Red Wine
Hard boiled quail eggs.
>oc
nope
Forgotten Realms is the flyover of DnD fantasy.
Greyhawk and Eberron are the NY and LA
What are the benefits of kale? Is eating kale even worth it?
This is what mistakes eat.
>fried
They're just dried
What's a drow?
Drow, also known as dark elves, were a dark-skinned sub-race of elves that predominantly lived in the Underdark.
they eat christals?
Thanks.
There is literally nothing wrong with dark skinned elves.
I guess you could say meat's back on the menu
My only problem with this is that the honeycomb and cheese would likely get fucking destroyed after half a day of travel.
i see wall-nuts. what are the other nuts?
That's their currency. Same for the coins in other pics.
The cost of that ration.
You're right. Everything is wrong with being a Drow however.
do they eat the coins?
Don't they have some sort of magical cloth or bags that keeps things nice and neat? Because I'd imagine so.
almonds and niggertoes.
This is what short mistakes eat.
Not sure
or those hibineros?
i love minve mest pie
A splash of salty milk and she'll be right.
What are those? I can only recognize the juice, cheese and snails
Wine
Black Knight Tilsit (cheese)
Escargot in shallot butter sauce
Lumpfish caviar
Century egg
Auricularia Black Fungus Mushroom
This a good ass thread
Baby lobsters
OP this was a pleasant surprise. Thanks for going to some effort for us.
op didn't do it it was from a reddit/imgur poster on some roleplaying reddit a few weeks ago
unless that is u OP. in which case. u have my intense respect.
sorry to blow up yr spot.
underrated
Came here to say this-
OP stands on a line between anti-faggot and most faggot
and THIS is a manchild
It wasn't op, it's a repost. Also op already posted this on Veeky Forums yesterday
Neat food tho.
looks more like half orc half elf to me
>No Lembas bread
You have one job
I'd like to know what my Kenku's ration would be.
why is every single species eating coins with their meal?
Those are root veggies
probably a dick covered in peanut butter and birdseed.
Pecans and almonds
No smokes or chocolate.
>dissapointed_Steve.png.
>fantasy rations
>smokes and chocolate
>dubious_daniel.jpg
Sounds good for desert but what about the rest
OP HOW MUCH MONEY DID U SPEND TO MAKE ALL THIS?
lol hickory farms summer sauasge with cheese wedge and brown & serve sausage links
don't forget the french cornichons...I fucking love cornichons.
Missed an opportunity for this to be a McChicken.
What's wrong with manchildhood?
It's your youthful interests with all the power of manhood to pursue them.
Different poster. I did the /v/ thread though.
What's wrong with being a faggot, faggot?
The person who made this wants 500 for the next release on Patreon.
Good? All of these images were taken from a tumblr post.
Also, why are so many of these 'rations' perishable foods? Isn't the purpose of a ration supposed to be foodstuffs that are resistant to spoiling or able to be transported for long stretches of time. As in, an adventure?
I don't get it.
youre the biggest fag i seen today
hey cool we're posting stuff from /r/DnD now
>Veeky Forums complains about plebbit even though everything they post comes from there
there's iditos giving peole money to buy pre made food and put it on a cloth?
A Gastrowizard casts preserve on Human, Gnome and Elf food.
The Dwarves have Runewrites engrave protective wards into the food.
Lizardfolk are a procure on site race. It's all fresh.
Orcs pillage and eat what they kill.
Half orcs can stomach food that's gone a bit off.
Halfling culinary mastery has reached the point where any food made stays fresh forever.
That drow ration is actually the fare of a Drowish noble/aristocrat. Drows have enough to kill close to home to still be in range of their slave run logistics network anyway.
Gray dwarf constitution is just as good as an orcs.
7
The campaign hasn't been successful.
wow im a lizardperson
Is that sauerkraut and shrimp?
Turns out it's goose jerky.
mouth is watering @ this one
Thanks user
no fungus?
hmmm, well that seems to jive well with prevailing gnomish descriptions
I move honey. Can't get enough of it.
Am I an elf?
Times sure have changed
For the worse
aw hell yeah
I doubt that orcs would like to eat peppers
I keep seeing these ration posts everywhere. Where's it from?