>dude go to a local chain! muh family business! muh mom and pop! the quality is way better!
>go to place 1 >sauce is extremely sweet yet also sour at the same time, pepperoni is drowned in grease >go to place 2 >crust is very chewy and large, as if the yeast was uncooked or some shit, also a bunch of cheese is overflowing from the whole thing, it looks and tastes gross >go to place 3 >its decent, again to much cheese but better than the first 2, main thing is that its expensive and not worth its price
Meanwhile... >go to dominos/papa johns >usually have deals and good prices >i know what im getting >taste is very consistent and good, thinner crust but not flat, crust is brushed with garlic, even spread of cheese, sauce, and toppings >my pepperoni is usually even a bit crisp at dominos, something i like
Is there anything worse than elitist faggots who hold shitty local restaurants over your head and say how perfect they are, while saying big chains are bad? They are like the "IM A VEGAN!" of the pizza world. Fucking queers
Gabriel Taylor
>crust is brushed with garlic Domino's ruined their pizza with this bullshit. Fuck Little Caesar's too.
Luis Thomas
No way. Dominos is the only pizza crust I eat since the garlic brushed on at the end tastes wonderful. But I also do like garlic in general.
Hunter Foster
>Is there anything worse than elitist faggots >Says this while acting like an elitest faggot.
Brayden Baker
>as if the yeast was uncooked or some shit
Jack Ward
Probably because they're all owned by Pajeet
There was a pizza joint near my place and it had the best pizza I've ever had. The Donair Pizza, Meat Pizza, and even the Cheese Pizza were all amazing. Owned by a couple of older white grannys.
They retire it about 8 years ago. The three pizza places that have been there since were all owned by Deepaks and Pajeets.
Pizza ranged from complete shit to average. Only good thing, is the place that's there now has some delicious beef samosas.
It seems every local place I see now is "Singh's Pizza and Indian Food". There's only one of those places I order from (besides walking to the other place and picking up some samosas), and it's only because of their amazing fried chicken.
Brayden Garcia
Its more like shitting on the faggots who say how bad chains are when everything local sucks ass.
I also can't believe I forgot to mention this about Place 1. It had a few tables to eat on. I got a small pizza and medium drink, self serve. I go to get Dr Pepper and there's fucking ANTS in the drink. You could see little things floating and crawling around on the ice or side of the cup. It was revolting, I tossed everything I had and walked out.
Jason King
When people say "go to a local place", they mean go to a more upscale chain restaurant that doesn't even specialize in pizza
Aaron Flores
For the most part you are correct. A lot of foodfags are people who focus way too much on what they eat and/or are completely decoupled from the reality of an average persons life
Alexander Bailey
This is activated almonds type of retarded.
Chase Green
This.
Try going to a real restaurant and ordering a Pizza. Make sure it has white owners. It's likely you'll get a pizza a lot better than domino's.
Christian Williams
My cheap local place has sauce i like more and is one third of the price. It must suck to be you
Jaxon Parker
brown ppl pizza really sucks except for some of the time just like most mom and pop stuff...
Michael James
are u fuckin retarded and do not know fuckin reviews of places exist? my god man
there are tons of shitty places to eat or get food from
at least with a good mom and pop theres possibility of something amazing
with chains you have consistency but never elevated to patrician tier food
Nathaniel Jones
I'm a pizza elitist, and, to some degree, I agree with you. If I'm going to go to a local pizza place, it had better be fuckin excellent. I'd rather get dominos more so than half of the pizza places in this town, because it is cheaper and consistent.
That being said, I'll pay more money for really good pizza.
Hudson James
lel nah they rose it from the dead
Kayden Nguyen
It sounds like you live in a place where bad food is, man. It isn't that local restaurants suck, it's that the local food where you love sucks.
James Lee
I agree with this. I would pay more for a great pizza and the place I used to live had a great small chain. Its just that the meme that they are automatically better than big chains has to die.
I live in south california, orange county. Local mexican and asian food is great. But pizzas...I typically stick to dommys or papis.
Jose Davis
I work at a mom&pop place
we only hire fucking retards
I used to make sandwiches and I'm REALLY good at it, so everyone complains that they've eaten there for years and the sandwiches used to be good and now they suck
the boss started ordering tiny wings cause they're 30 dollars less per case and we're gonna get to hear complaints about that now
you can get really good food from here, and the pizza is almost always good as long as it's not my day off, but there's just as much bad to go with the good because the owner is such a crooked fucking jew fuck
they love pushing the "locally owned business" angle too but nah, these fucks are shady
I hope they get audited
Brody Brooks
to pontificate, I don't make the sandwiches anymore, I used to be the short order cook but now I make pizzas
I try to get these people to not overload the fryer, but morale is low so when I'm not looking they just dump as many in as will fit and don't stir them
it just fucking sucks cause we could be so good but we're always gonna fall short
we used to have good ham but to prove a point that "times are hard" (brb, boss's wife is going on her 6th vacation this year) so now we serve fucking dogfood for ham
we have sort of a local following but even they know not to expect TOO much
pizza is still great 95% of the time.. unless it's my day off
oh yeah and the owner hates me because I actually spread the sauce and toppings out and don't make my crust 3" wide lol
fuck jews
Isaiah Young
>that image
lul. hold my beer while I place this amazon order.
Dominic Baker
>know what im getting This is it entirely. Chains are actually shit, but it's predictable shit. You know what it's going to be. Shit. Going with a mom and pop place means it could be better, but if you're in a shitty place it could be worse. If you don't like eating at chains the trick is to avoid shitty places where there aren't good mom and pop joints.
Camden Walker
Its not "could be worse". Its always worse. A shitload of disgusting cheese, giant fluffy bread thats like chewing on a well done steak, holding it vertically and you see the pepperoni slide off from the grease, sweet sauce with way to much sugar.
Blake Bailey
>giving faggot dr. evil your money
gas yourself bugman
Bentley Rogers
here
my sauce doesn't have too much sugar :^) and it's only gonna slide if you order extra cheese and it hasn't sat for a couple minutes
the pleb in the back might serve you soggy wings and a subpar philly steak though
Liam Fisher
>eating delivery when it's Digiornoâ„¢
shiggy diggy
Grayson Sullivan
>local pizza restaurant >cardboard crust, rubber cheese, absolute shit >only reason they stay in business is no other competition in small area (they're close to a small town so 10-15 minutes closer to those people than all the other chains) >dude becomes a pizza king franchisee >the quality of food goes up
Ethan Hall
>MFW this get
William Clark
Noice
Leo Evans
To completely shill. I tried this self rise crust pizza from Publix. Somehow tasted better than every delivery pizza I've had. Tasted better than every pizza I've gotten from anywhere fancy. Tasted better than lucky market and whole foods pizza. Actually had an enjoyable crust. And it was like $5 instead of $20.
Isaiah Torres
Recommending something isnt shilling...
The uncooked pizzas at costco for example, that you take home and bake, also taste great. Not as greasy either as the normal pieces
Hudson Brooks
Pizza is not that good anyway
Logan Jenkins
Perfect pizza
>thin but not crispy crust >normal amount of cheese >light sauce >sauce must taste savory/spicy, not too sweet >firm, not soggy or burnt crust
toppings optional. I go for artichokes and olives with buffalo sauce for dipping. or just plain cheese
Robert Stewart
See man I agree. This is pretty much exactly what I get from Dominos every week. Although it may vary, I've definitely been to some bad ones. But the one I live next to currently? They give me just what you said, its fucking great, all for $6-8 depending if its medium or large
Jaxon Jenkins
My big fuckin thick chainlink dick has a very consistent taste and texture too. Any of yous stupid whores who smear mom muck allover this public toilet of a board want a sample? I will bash your whore face in with my primitive nightmare cock
Caleb Campbell
I fucking hate those mom and pop gay pizza stores. Sometimes on my way home from work I go in there,order their largest pizza and then go into the toilet and piss and shit everywhere. It's fucking hilarious because I leave through the back window so those faggots just wasted money on a large pizza and one of them will have to clean my shit off the walls. Fuck them.
Jayden Hughes
>see man
your making my fuck harder than a piece of shit
Oliver Martin
>tfw live in Baltimore >pizza places fucking everywhere because 11 colleges >high quality local pizza due to competition >forget chain pizza exists until I visit hometown
Ayden Young
Fucking savage, damn. Does the volatile piss and shit spray represent your hate?
Wyatt Lopez
Hey OP I found this old photo of your fat retarded ass!
Ethan Rogers
They look like cucks who would spread their ass for bad, overpriced pizza just because its le local
Ian Hernandez
>everything they consume is some brand shit >no no they won't go to pizza hut. they would go to a local place because they are le cucks
I think you might be retarded chaincuck
Wyatt Morris
It's probably a retarded flyover who thinks starbucks is elite exclusive coffee for snobs
Gabriel Thompson
yeah non whites suck at pizza for some reason
Xavier Moore
I remember when they first started doing this and i went from ordering domino's maybe once a month at most to almost weekly.
Jonathan Butler
My local never picks up the phone when I try to call in an order. Waited 10 minutes before I gave up on them and ordered Dominos instead. Fuck them.
Landon Martin
So why are italians good at it?
t. Irishman
Asher Wilson
I guess that really depends on where you live. I grew up in and around NYC. There are so many good local joints that the only time I ever eat chain pizza is when visiting in laws in the Midwest. And it's awful compared to even a mediocre neighborhood place back home.
Pretty obvious why - the local standards for pizza are much lower in places that didn't see many Italian immigrants during the 20th century. But in places with an Italian American history, like Providence RI, New Have CT, NYC, Newark NJ, all of South Jersey and Philly it's pretty easy to find local places that make chain pizza seem like garbage.
John Edwards
This small chain makes some pretty good vegan pizza :-)
Wyatt Taylor
Google maps and Yelp exist, user.
Connor Carter
Is the pizza really better in chain restaurants, or have you been conditions to like your pizza in a very specific way? Is the sauce really "too sweet" or is it just sweeter than your favourite chain? Is the dough too crispy or is it just not like the one you're used too? I'm not being a dick here (purposefully), i just recognize how my own preferences work and hope others are more openminded in their approach to new restaurants.
Jayden Bennett
every time I eat gross shitty pizza that dominoe's has my stomach is killing me like 2 hours later
and I dont' usually have a sensitive stomach I can handle almost anything but for some reason if the pizza is from there count me out I'm not touching that shit
Jeremiah Sullivan
Nah they seem like typical Californians >t. Californian
Robert Morgan
Hipsters that rave about family owned places have never lived in a town or part of a city where ALL the family owned joints sucked fucking dick.
Jordan Adams
S Domino's is the worst. Is filthy and gross and gave me food poisoning more than once. I also discard the opinions of anyone who complains about grease in their sausage. You are confirmed retard op.
Jack Jackson
>every "award-winning" clam chowder ever
Ryder Wood
You sound like a little faggot pussy. I would kick your shit in until your faggot vegan friendly tummy wummy can accept an extra large pizza
Jack Harris
Who /venturacounty/ here? Toppers Pizza motherfucking master race.
Adam Foster
You're actually mad some folks think shitty Domino's pizza is shit? Where in the boondocks do you live that this actually makes you mad? Iowa? Georgia?
Landon Brown
California bitch. I'll show you something about real pizza. I'll put some shitty hipster pizza place sauce on my shoes and ram it up your ass
Colton Hernandez
>California bitch You wish. Cali pizza sucks. Brooklyn coming through here. >I'll put some shitty hipster pizza place sauce on my shoes You couldn't afford to do that, and your shoes are probably bullshit as well. Just accept that you're the person chain pizza is meant for and you're not supposed to know anything better. It stops being funny when you stop knowing your place.
Jacob Cooper
A little kike from Jew York huh? I'll teach you not only real pizza, but some humor too, free of charge. I'm gonna take all your shitty local business dough, the kind with a gallon of yeast, and throw you in the oven to bake, after I ram your ass with sauce so sweet you'll get diabetes. Stupid ass NY city rat.
Adam Butler
>A little kike from Jew York huh? You wish. Irish blood here, but grew up with Italian neighbors. They had better food.
Parker Perry
If you can't find a good local restaurant you're probably in one of those fly over states where people tend to have low average double digit IQ. Those people are usually worthless and can't do anything with means unless it's regulated by a higher power and even then it's of lesser quality. It's no wonder you subhuman knuckle draggers have to rely on chains for "quality" lmao.
Kayden Allen
It applies to germany though, the "big chains" make awful pizza and the smaller more authentic pizza places do better
Austin Bailey
>Dipping pizza Did you guys get abused when younger?
Noah Miller
How the fuck does a chain restaurant taste better than a proper family restaurant? how shit could your town possibly be? Fucking poor people
Christopher Lopez
>tfw have a greek owned pizza restaurant by me That shit is better than italians
Benjamin Sanchez
Forget it, I just remember this place is filled with Americans All those shit chains would go bankrupt in Italy
Carter Walker
I once went on a 7 mile hike through the mountains and was hungry, so I looked up restaurants in the area. It was a richer area down the street from home so I wasn't far from home.
Google recommended a pizza place, so I went there in gym clothes while everyone was dressed up and in dining parties. I ordered some pizza that had mushrooms, onions, and sausage with spinach. What I got was a pizza with a pile of leaves on top (spinach should be cooked into it).
People legit called over the chef to praise him for his shit pizza that he overcharged for.
Jaxon Cook
Really man? I thought the Costco take'n'bake were trash.
Costco food court pizza though, is excellent for the price.
Jason Hill
This was the best pizza I've had in Phoenix (overall, the crust edges were a little weird). It was from a hole in the wall pizza place only called "Pizza"
Cooking the spinach or not is definitely not a should or shouldn't, that's preference
Gavin Hernandez
FUCK YOU DUDE
ITS LE SMALL BUSINESS. ITS THE BEST EVER *sips organic vegan tea*
Hudson Garcia
We got like 5 great pizza places in my town (40k people), and about 20-30 decent to bad. They are all local.