Food gore thread?

memed on...

heres the image

wtf how?

thats a long egg

Long chicken.

heres the chicken that made that longe boy

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Its body doesn't look long enough. I'm calling bullshit.

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for you

Well yeah. What're you gonna do, leave your pizza unprotected and asking for a nigger to come steal it?

this seems like such a good idea on paper but terrible in execution
idk how else you'd accomplish such a thing though

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Is that pizza boneless?

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while agree with what youre saying your just as bad for posting that shit

Does anyone have any Finnish food gore?

>Thumbnail
Looks a little rich, what's the big deal
>ENHANCE
What the fuck

Seriously, what is that shit?

its the earth retard

Vegan meals are the ultimate food gore source

I'm from North Carolina and I can say with confidence that I've never seen anyone eat anything like that.

That plate looks full, not finished though

Same, and I'm even from the hick part of NC.

>bread
>vegan

>bread
>not vegan

There's a YouTube channel where some finnish dude cooks the most disgusting shit as if it's an acceptable meal, I forgot what it's called though you can ask in /mämi/

aspics are a thing of evil

A lot of bread has eggs or milk ya goof.

This guy?

youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s

>"pork 'n' beans"
>vegan

Yup, I still remember my overwhelming disgust upon seeing his kitchen for the first time

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*rinses off cheese slice*

Thanks m8s. Finnish food is awful, so I'm looking for some gore for /int/. I remember seeing a picture of a bunch of sliced reindeer meat in a fast food cup type thing and some horrible mayo-covered pizzas but can't find them.

Now I almost feel bad for ragging on Kay's good cooking

do americans really eat this stuff?

I wanted a boneless pizza, but Pizza Hut fucked up my order

We're talking about Finns, not burgers.

Join the revolution you meat-addicted fuckheads. Look at what you can enjoy. Fuckin' baked beans and cucumber on toast.

classic

he got a kid in december, think about that
i unironically wanted to try some of that when i was really hungry once

youtube.com/watch?v=rVza_AnhQ3E

youtube.com/watch?v=UkOX3FGMrtc

Bread contains yeast.

Yeast is a living organism.

Your argument is invalid.

Vegans don't eat animals. They do eat living organisms.

haha long egg

FUCK YOU.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
IM SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING YOU STUPID ASSHOLES MAKING FUN OF AMERICA ON THIS BOARD IN EVERY. FUCKING. THREAD.
ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.
THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT FINNS YOU STUPID DUMBASS.
DID YOU EVEN READ THE POSTS OR COULD YOU JUST NOOTTT WAAAAIT TO MAKE YOUR DUMB FUCKING JOKE.
UNIRONICALLY KILL YOURSELF YOU DUMB FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT.

Billion-Layer Rocky Fuck Cake, google it

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>le smug taytay xDDD
I bet when you're not posting that as a reaction image you're jerking off to it you pathetic weeb.

Not having a harddrive full of smug anime girl reaction images fucking normies

>not knowing how to greentext
You learn about this place from ifunny or something?

I couldn't turn away..... It's like a car crash happening in slow motion, you want to turn away but cannot.
This will haunt me now, thanks for the spook user.

>not knowing how to greentext
noting knowing greentext is for quotes embrassing my dude

Remove kebab

looks like a man in the thumbnail

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Delicious chicken sashimi

I'd try it.

Looks tasty.

Lol Veeky Forumsizen

What Disney Princess is the first one?

of course this stupid bitch had to shove her pretentious book in there too

I'm not sure what the little cacti are made of but that still looks delicious. I'd eat it.

it's obv photoshopped

Finn here, i got u senpai.

The pictured pizza is mayo, kebab, ham, tomato and jalapeno. Mayo is pretty popular in the whole country as far i understand in Sweden as well, don't know about the rest of scandinavia. They usually serve it in mediterranean pizzerias/kebab joints.

Personally i think it's mayo on pizza is delish, you can get it with tons of different flavors like taco, garlic etc.

My personal go-to pizza is ham, pepperoni, kebab, taco-mayonnaise and double cheese for that sweet moist texture.

I'm pretty sure that's garlic sauce, not mayo

Hi yeah, I'd like to order a hotdog just one thing. Could you encase the frankfurter in Gello and build the leaning tower of piza out of the bun. Yeah? Great thanks. Oh and can you strand some pickles on an iceberg? Awesome thanks.

Is he eating uncooked pasta?

It depends on the restaurant too since they're changing all the time due to tax frauds and whatnot.

But isn't the garlic sauce you can buy in a store from bottles mayonnaise based?

That screenshot is while it's still cooking.

He was crunching on uncooked pasta in the video.

The Eric Clanton

don't worry guy, I will spread the bo' 'za meme

>American "meat"

Do Americans really eat this?

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>he cuts the carrot by biting off chunks

Maggot cheese is delicious. I love it. Raccomended with toasted civraxiu bread and cannonau wine

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How do you make sausage chips and gravy black

That actually looks bretty gud

>who are you le quoting
get the fuck out

Honestly I just think its the lighting.

No.

O B E S S E S E D

NCfag here, no one eats that.

>uncircumcised sausage
no thanks, sweetie

it's obviously a joke, most of these are jokes

do you guys eat pizza with a knife and fork? it looks like it would be impossible not to. it probably tastes good, but i don't think i would want my pizza to be this wet.

>hurr I don't know what veganism is

you

youtube.com/watch?v=TqwQO_TbTmQ
More, but from a different guy