Green tea

>green tea
>it's yellow

Really makes you think.

>black tea
>it's brown

You can get green tea that brews into a beautiful emerald green liquor. It's particularly popular with Japanese greens. But outside some higher classes of tea that naturally come out a vivid green, producing a tea that comes out green means compromising on flavor.

Senchas and such give a green liquid.

The leaves are green and many green teas brew green.

You got shit green tea, desu. Our sencha that we buy from an importer is a beautiful green. Don't feel bad, that's what you'll find at all groceries in the US.

>48 grams of tea
>Gallon of cold water
>12 hours in the fridge
>Steep a second time in another gallon
>Another 12 hours
What the fuck am I supposed to do with 2 gallons of tea

Inb4 drink it

>German Chocolate Cake
>Isn't German, but made by an American who's name was German

Use it for baking

>Ceaser salad
>Actually made by a Mexican man named Ceaser who was Italian descent

>hamburger
>its beef

>French fries
>Was actually invented by Belgians

>blue raspberry

>hot dog
>not made from dogs

>hot dog
>it's not made of dog

>He doesn't set it to auto update

>mincemeat
>contains no meat and isn't even minced

>sweetbreads
>neither sweet nor bread

>He uses anime reactions

Yeah, old timey Asian colors are fucked. It basically means the color of nature, so it gets used for green, yellow, and blue.

Ive noticed this with Latin too. They have specific words for weird colors while missing a lot of our really common ones.

i think i heard this somewhere else but its a good'n:
>almond milk
>almonds have tits

Reminder that English does not have a word for the color Orange and had to make do with odd combinations of "yellowred" until the anglosphere finally stumbled across the namesake fruit.

i don't understand. are you saying that we didn't have the word "orange" until we came across the fruit, at which point we named it "orange," a word we didn't have and a color we couldn't see? are you a retard?

matcha

>at which point we named it "orange,"

You didn't, you're mispronouncing what is ultimately the Sanskrit name for the fruit.

Holy shit, don't you realize you just exploded Cletus's mind and just before 4th of July too when the patriotic defense of everything 'murrican is at it's peak. What a shame. My 4th of July will never be the same, fucking Sanskrit.

>black nigger
>brown skin

>white tea
>is a strange murky off-yellow colour

>organic
>rarely made from offal or from piano-like instruments

>President
>is actually a white nigger

black tea > green tea

I got some japanese tea leaves the other day (sencha) and I was surprised how green it actually looked

>orange
>it's because of a family name of some Netherlands dudes and kings

>white nigger

You can buy sencha at costco stop gloating

>red cabbage and red onions
>they're fucking purple
What did they mean by this?

>food named after its raw color
>microwavelet memes on what it looks like cooked