>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
>You are allowed to bring one scientific instrument with you.
Choose wisely Veeky Forums...
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
>and is going to crash into the Earth
What exactly were you thinking while typing this?
>Veeky Forumsbvioustroll
How does this thread always get replies?
that pasta again
>Sun has fallen out of orbit
5/10. I chuckled in my mind.
It's basically a newfag survey
If the Sun has fallen out of fucking orbit I'd probably visit my parents rather than spending time at an underground tomb
>tfw I always fall for shit like this on every board I only visit occasionally
The LHC could be considered one scientific instrument right?
Ill take the penis pump actually.
Probably a microscope
>Sun has fallen out of orbit
Oh shit so thats why im running low on my daily shipment of gravity
>The future of US education under Betsy Devos
Ditsy Devious
I would give them a model of Copericus' Heliocentric solar system and tell them to fuck off the earth orbits the Sun...
Jesus fuck, summerfags are real
My dog.
Dat chemical detector.
A gun obviously
>luckily you were picked
Probably just an influx from other boards because eclipse.
>Don't have glasses so what can I use? I know I'll ask Veeky Forums
All-purpose spectrometer with user's manual b/c brainlet. Also,
[math]SAGE[/math]
[math]AGEG[/math]
[math]GEGA[/math]
[math]EGAS[/math]
My hard drive with 60gb of my little pony pornography
i've literally never seen this thread and I've ben on here three years.
this is more cringey than OP
I don't frequent this board, but I've seen this thread about 100 times in a few years. You are a shitty newfag and a liar.
My onahole of course.