Go to supermarket

Our Kroger does this with produce, they will have a speaker play "thunder" when they spray water on them. I didn't mind it to much, but chicken noises near eggs are a bit odd.

Will this stupid meme ever end?

i think that's cute haha

Do Americans really think that's cute haha?

What the hell

My king soopers plays heavy metal guitar riffs near the mountain dew

its not a speaker its really the ghosts of the thousands of chickens that have passed through

>Hey, bugaw
>Hey kid, b-bugaw
>Kid!
>Bugaw, kid cmere
>Eat my eggs
>BUGAW

It took you straight to them, no?

There's your answer.

>americans
>op is from canada
>clucking chicken display is in canada

reminds me at some point they ran a seagull sounds near the fish area at my supermarket, lasted like a month before they removed it, probably realizing seagulls sound fucking horrible, especially in a 15 second loop.

Underrated kek

My smiths does this too. Makes sense as a "warning" that water's about to happen I guess.

>egg whites
>great for cooking, baking and smoothies.
>smoothies
wut?

But they're not. It's a recording being played on a speaker. There's probably not a single living chicken in a 20 mile radius of that store. It's a lame marketing ploy that implies I'm stupid enough to believe the eggs are fresher just because I can hear a recording of chickens. It's insulting frankly.

I feel sorry for the employees

What the fuck are those bottled eggs to begin with? And why are there so many different egg whites?

My grocer plays screaming dolphin recordings in the canned tuna aisle.

you use it to make a foam and change the texture
lrn 2 fukn cook scrub

also easily hideable protein

top fucking kek

The weird part of that statement is there's a full aisle of canned tuna

>thinks there's tuna in those cans

kek

Dolphin salad sandwiches are pretty great, user

This is very very common

Its going to be subtle messaging

Casino's have lulliby kinda music which can be distinctively heard when wearing earplugs its in the background still with earplugs its rather clear compared.to without which has so many loud sounds drowning out the baby music playing nonstop

it's feeling like a tuna day, any one else tuna day?

Why don't the earplugs also mute the lullaby?

My best guess would be that they found from a focus group that it alters the perception of the eggs, that they seem fresher or something. That or it's just a cutesy thing to bring a slight amount of joy to the customer's day, like putting smiley stickers on packages or using bags that say "have a nice day" on them.

Also seems like the logical progression of the speakers above produce that play thunder noises when the misters come on.

I'm hard pressed to explain why. However, I work in a factory with earplugs in all the time and it is much easier to listen to the radio or have a conversation with the plugs in than out. I guess the plugs stop the background noises that sort of haze together and let your ear and brain concentrate on the music.

nah, that's just the sound your mom makes when we bang, I was clucking her hard behind the egg fridge

Earplugs are only effective against certain frequencies. If a sound is made in a frequency that the plugs aren't very good at stopping then it will go right through.

Plus, they only reduce the volume of sound, they don't block it out completely. The longer you wear earplugs then your hearing will adapt, just like your vision at night or in a dark room. At first they might block out a lot of things but wait 30 minutes and suddenly you're hearing those things again.

Do Americans?

>they will have a speaker play "thunder" when they spray water on them
That's hilarious.