Comfy Youtube Cooking Shows

lol i really like these guys.

thanks user.

>that fork

No front teeth, LUL

I got you senpai. Check out his older videos where he still drank booze.

youtube.com/user/CUTS777INTHEHIZZY/videos

>taking cooking tips and advice from a fat person
That's like asking a chain smoker who lost his vocal chords to throat cancer for advice on picking out a high end cigar. Never take trust a fat cook.

A heavy smoker is exactly the kind of person I'd trust to recommend a quality cigar. What the fuck are you talking about?

A person who knows their shit about good cigars doesn't smoke several packs of shitty cigarettes every day because they have shitty impulse control. Fatties eat too much crappy food. Sure they might know how to make unhealthy crap taste really good, but a cook worth their salt knows how to balance flavor and nutrition. A good cook also doesn't stuff their face at every opportunity. Don't trust a Veeky Forums cook, don't trust a fatty cook, trust a cook who's just a little out of shape and has a beer gut at most.

I think his point is that someone like that has lost his tastebuds and general liking for the finer things.
Kind of like how the guys in the alc threads aren't all sipping very expensive whisky; they're chugging rotgut from the supermarket.

i wouldn't trust a skinny bitch to make good mac and cheese

>I don't smoke and that means I know how to pick out the refined tastes of tobacco!
Tell yourself whatever you need to in order to be smug and pretentious, it doesnt make you any less wrong.
I'd trust a heavy smokers cigar recommendation over yours, I'd trust a fat cooks food over a holocaust victims, and I'd trust an alcoholics rum recommendation over yours.
Your forced restraint from enjoyment doesnt somehow make you know more.

>what is the Golden Mean
Just listen to yourself, how can you even say shit this stupid?

Cigar quality is determined primarily by taste. A heavy smoker is incapable of making taste judgment calls.

I unironically like watching Simply Sara

You should consider your own words.

Factually wrong.

What if she is a bulimic trap that is god tier 3d waifu material? I am pretty sure you would change your mind in a heart beat! If not, then youtube.com/watch?v=tjxTrrbjmx0

>not trusting the opinions of addicts and fat people in their respective addictions
>not the Golden Mean
What the fuck are you smoking?

He's actually right. Cigarette smokers tend to like cigars that taste like cigarettes, and those tend to be cheaper cigars. A lot of cigar smokers keep some cigars for cigarette smoking friends so they won't have to waste a good smoke on someone who won't appreciate it.

no youre actually wrong.

This guy is pretty comfy:

youtube.com/user/ryoya1983/videos

There's something warming and comfy about this video

I think it's because it's real.
Real in the sense that she didn't edit the shit out of it. Real in that there are people in the background making noise (like there are in any home). Real in that she ain't no fake bitch using fancy lighting and state of the art recording equipment.

It's just Big Mama cooking in the messy kitchen for her family- with no agenda of becoming Youtube famous.

>her fat ass compared to the size of that kitchen

That's years and years of dedication acquiring all that lard.

If you think she's big, take a look at Simply Sara. That is, if she's still alive.

Seriously though, that hamplanet gets winded just from standing up and talking.

RIP Francis.

youtube.com/watch?v=4yiOb-gEG5w

feels bad

This guy didn't upload much but it's pure flyover gold.

youtube.com/watch?v=IP9AwQIrGdU

Implying you wouldn't

RIP
:(

Which one of you heartless monsters did this?

youtube.com/watch?v=4yiOb-gEG5w

;_;

FUCK

>foodranger
God tier
>strictly dumpling
God tier
>mark wiens
The motherfuckers face looks like its made from old boot leather stretched too thin and then had it haphazardly stapled to his stupid fucking skull only around his eyes.

> Ctrl+F
> No Henry's kitchen

What the fuck is wrong with you?

youtube.com/watch?v=yNSXQsP-VQY

>new episodes have fucking shrines to the dog all over the background

>referring to something that, by definition, can't be comfortable as comfy

Using that word in this way is truly one of the most degenerate things a human being can do. You honestly deserve pain and suffering beyond reckoning.

>wishing pain and suffering to someone that doesn't agree with your opinions

do you by any chance torture little animals for your amusement?

It's not a matter of opinion. It's a matter of showing your personal weakness through your unique butchery of the English language. The word, "comfortable," does not pertain to videos of any kind.

"Comfy" isn't really the same thing as comfortable.

>They also make the dog on her apron talk with creepy cgi.

how is simply sara not been posted yet?
youtube.com/watch?v=ZvepivtcoZs
Comfy cooking:
youtube.com/watch?v=m0HScGnhMPA&t
youtube.com/watch?v=kLCsTCp51Zw
youtube.com/watch?v=IT_WSvISzbo
youtube.com/watch?v=yDEXdxgsBkA
youtube.com/watch?v=LoZ_7y3z5S8
youtube.com/watch?v=S1D8efGLTkE
youtube.com/watch?v=q59A_7e6H6o
youtube.com/watch?v=Pvr9cme59Nc
youtube.com/watch?v=Bv961ZmBL80

hella ya greg is a sick cunt love em

hmm, both women are overweight but I find the black woman on OP way more attractive.
i'm not even a THICC shitposter.

>no masaokis
What happened to you Veeky Forums?
youtu.be/MYBsPv_BtOE

Masao is great ASMR.
>tfw grilling with no grill every night
youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

I always wondered what they were gonna do when francis died.
Idk if this is better or worse than just getting a new dog but the talking apron creeps me the fuck out

That's even worse, you fucking degenerate swine. I wish death upon all that are like you.

Nobody has mentioned Daddy Jacks?

Best down to earth chef and YouTube cooking show. The channel is kind of gritty with great info. He hasn't posted anything new since he got into a fight with the dude who runs his YouTube channel.

youtube.com/watch?v=WBGohQPP2Yg

>that clean ass apartment
>he's finally learned to drive
>relatively edible meal

Holy fucking shit! The meds and therapy are really working for him. I'm so proud of you Masao. Makes me believe someday I can be a healthy normie too.

>500 degrees for one hour

Why

me too fuck
she makes some good lookin stuff

afroamerican cuisine is the ruin of the humanity (empowered by the very healthy american food market)

Why would anyone do this? ;_;

what happened to her?

Is it because of the massive tits?

The video is comfy for me because I have abandonment issues from my childhood. Watching a big black woman cook, and talk me through it step by step like I'm one of her own dearest children, makes me feel love and accepted and like I'm finally getting the care and attention I needed (as a child but never got).

I'm not saying it's right, but I feel comfortable as fuck watching that video. Her voice is the warm blanket that envelops me.

JunsKitchen is comfy for you weebs out there
youtu.be/9WXIrnWsaCo
youtu.be/bF9zOykErJ4
youtu.be/XPp6RrEGc5k

He always rides to the supermarket with his cat in his bike and it's nice

>how is simply sara not been posted yet?

Puckin Purray
youtube.com/watch?v=ljYXl6me0FU

I miss rog

4 the lulz.....of course.

Somebody contacted her through facebook saying they were with the Food Network and hyped her up with offers of a show and shit, but of course they were just trolling her, and she fell for it...

>>mark wiens
kek

The guys personality is also a bit off but I enjoy it when i have the time..

you seem like the kind of guy that would call his girlfriend "mommy" during sex.

But I'm a girl.
So I call him "daddy" during sex instead. ;)

youtube.com/channel/UCKN-_lqeSb0kQfvyATnjY1Q
kooktocook

That's really cruel. She seems so nice.

show us your wet cunt whore

Why? You mom is right upstairs, faggot.

Wasn't she on Kitchen nightmares uk?

plus he's qt (no homo)

r u a trap

No. I just said I was a girl.
-__-
If I was a trap then I would say I was a trap.

I wouldn't touch anything this fat slob cooked. She is disgusting and so fat she can't even wipe her planet sized ass properly. Nope....not eating her contaminated food.

thanks for commenting

not mutually exclusive
you can be a girl (male) wich is technically a trap

Yea and she wont shut up about it :)

Good thing is she is super talented and deserves much more fame

Her personality is great but she didn't know how to run a business and closed the shop down

Even Ramsey couldn't help her, but she is a great cook

dat ass

I suddenly want to eat cheese.

youtube.com/watch?v=uZqhnZ2euqE

It feels like a skate video with the music and the fisheye lens.

This guy:
youtube.com/user/007bondjb
I can eat or do some work and listen to this fella

my dad chugs 12 year old scotch

idk

>no Almazan Kitchen
WTF. Comfiest channel ever. Everything made from scratch, almost every product comes from his farm/nature, and it's all made out in the woods.

Home made lasagna
youtube.com/watch?v=4_2A1n1mHAk

Steak sandwich
youtube.com/watch?v=HKEUYr2KT0A

How could you be so self absorbed or unaware of yourself that you think that your material, your mediocre at best recipes, have a chance?
I mean, that sucks and it's a shitty thing to do, but fuck, how could you be THAT gullible?

OR...
This is a clever ruse fabricated to garner sympathy. That can generate money.

Almazan Kitchen is entertaining, but it's way too pretentious to be comfy.

youtube.com/channel/UCs_t4Om5siqqFtVGd639Z0Q ive only bothered subbing to two cooking channels and scott rea is one of those guys, he's mildly illiterate but it adds to the charm of the videos, he focuses a lot on butchery because he's a butcher and just rustic style cooking

this is a Ja/ck/ thread now

what's so pretentious about it?

They are just like big, naive children

Binging with Babish is pretty fucking comfy

youtube.com/watch?v=8DCw_eR_iPA

you aren't allowed to like him because his videos get posted to reddit. sorry