Ok, does Veeky Forums secretly enjoy John Green...

He also makes shitty Youtube videos with heavy political bias

Post the bj

Remember how that geography course got so thoroughly btfo that they had to take it down and issue an apology?

I missed this, what's the story?

No, I don't follow Cuck Course. Care to give me the basic gestalt?

They tried starting a series about human geography and just got way too biased right out of the gate. People flipped out on how slanted and disingenuous it was and so they cancelled it after two episodes, deleted the video, and John posted an apology on their site trying to accept (re:shift) the blame of it. Sargon of Akkad actually had a surprisingly fun takedown of the first episode (though he is kind of grating and self indulgent in a fucking 40 min video responding to a 10 min vid). I'll also link reuploads of the episodes below that.

Apology: youtu.be/yvFStAP7Uko
Akkad: youtu.be/UvaRcDvGPck
Episode 1: youtu.be/9mGvZXvRNLs
Episode 2: youtu.be/oIuOLih36to

Thanks

What the fuck is up with that woman's hands?

>woman
That is a goblin from the forbidden bog marshes

i know this is bad but as someone who has please dont bother. i also tried is faultin our stars one, regret wasting the time and thats me being genuine. Please dont

>Just as the Bradys were getting locked in jail, Lara randomly asked me, “Have you ever gotten a blowjob?”
>“Um, that’s out of the blue,” I said.
>“The blue?”
>“Like, you know, out of left field.”
>“Left field?”
>“Like, in baseball. Like, out of nowhere. I mean, what made you think of that?”
>“I’ve just never geeven one,” she answered, her little voice dripping with seductiveness. It was so brazen. I thought I would explode. I never thought. I mean, from Alaska, hearing that stuff was one thing. But to hear her sweet little Romanian voice go so sexy all of the sudden...
>“No,” I said. “I never have.”
>“Think it would be fun?”
>DO I!?!?!?!?!?!?! “Um. yeah. I mean, you don’t have to.”
>“I think I want to,” she said, and we kissed a little, and then. And then with me sitting watching The Brady Bunch, watching Marcia Marcia Marcia up to her Brady antics, Lara unbuttoned my pants and pulled my boxers down a little and pulled out my penis.
>“Wow,” she said.
>“What?”
>She looked up at me, but didn’t move, her face nanometers away from my penis. “It’s weird.”
>“What do you mean weird?”
>“Just beeg, I guess.”
>I could live with that kind of weird. And then she wrapped her hand around it and put it into her mouth.
>And waited.
>We were both very still. She did not move a muscle in her body, and I did not move a muscle in mine. I knew that at this point something else was supposed to happen, but I wasn’t quite sure what.
>She stayed still. I could feel her nervous breath. For minutes, for as long as it took the Bradys to steal the key and unlock themselves from the ghost-town jail, she lay there, stock-still with my penis in her mouth, and I sat there, waiting.
>And then she took it out of her mouth and looked up at me quizzically.
>“Should I do sometheeng?”
>“Um. I don’t know,” I said. Everything I’d learned from watching porn with Alaska suddenly exited my brain. I thought maybe she should move her head up and down, but wouldn’t that choke her? So I just stayed quiet.
>“Should I, like, bite?”
>“Don’t bite! I mean, I don’t think. I think—I mean, that felt good. That was nice. I don’t know if there’s something else.”
>“I mean, you deedn’t—”
>“Um. Maybe we should ask Alaska.”
>So we went to her room and asked Alaska. She laughed and laughed. Sitting on her bed, she laughed until she cried. She walked into the bathroom, returned with a tube of toothpaste, and showed us. In detail. Never have I so wanted to be Crest Complete.
>Lara and I went back to her room, where she did exactly what Alaska told her to do, and I did exactly what Alaska said I would do, which was die a hundred little ecstatic deaths, my fists clenched, my body shaking. It was my first orgasm with a girl, and afterward, I was embarrassed and nervous, and so, clearly, was Lara, who finally broke the silence by asking, “So, want to do some homework?”

Yeah but what is the basic gestalt of their biases? I don't really have the time nor the patient to deal with watching them carry on.

What a fraud

Greatly expanded aristotle's temperate zone to include all of Europe rather than the very specific Mediterranean climate he obviously intended simply to make him look eurocentrically biased (and imply racism). Completely went full Godwin's law like three minutes in about people who weren't even close to it by ascribing German terms (liebensraum) to English geographers. Insinuated Jared Diamond was a racist because he was soooo pro Europe and whites. Just general fuck western civilization nonsense and introducing ideas in such a hamfisted attempt to make sure you hated them before they were even properly explained.

No. He's just insanely hate-able. So much so that I want to analyze what it is exactly that sets me on edge.

Penises
Cereal