>"just like mom/grandma used to make" >"this is comfort food" >cook pronounces Worcestershire correctly but Guy still makes fun of them for it >"some salt, some pepper, and our SECRET INGREDIENT, huehuehuhueh" >"it just melts in your mouth"
>We gotta a burger that's gonna strap you to a trainload of dynamite and send you barreling straight into Flavortown!
Joshua Nelson
>MONEY
Ayden Bailey
>doesn't like eggs Guy is the most unqualified faggot to document diners everywhere when eggs are a bonafide staple of such establishments and he doesn't even like them.
Elijah Kelly
>ON THIS EPISODA TRIPPULDEE WE GOT A SCREAMIN SARTÉN OF FAJITAS STRAIGHT OUT OF THE ABQ THATS GONNA WRANGLE UP YOUR TASTEBUDS, BIND AND BLIND EM, THROW EM ON AN AIRPLANE, SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD BEFORE THROWING THEM OUT OF THE AIRPLANE IF THEY RESIST INTERROGATION, AND THEN CRASH THE PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS LANDING IN THE MOUNTAIN RANGE ADJACENT TO THE FAR EASTERN PRINCIPALITY OF FLAVORTOWN
Colton Nelson
>That's all she wrote? >That's all she wrote!
Owen Robinson
>My son Hunter would go nuts for this
Dominic Sullivan
I'm dead now Top kek
Jeremiah Taylor
> everybody in the pool? > everybody in the pool.
Justin Peterson
>LOOK AT THAT BARK
Angel Allen
That's amazing
Parker Scott
>my wife's son, Hunter, would go nuts for this*
Charles Mitchell
>YOU CAN REALLY TASTE THE OO-MOMMY I don't know if Guy says this, but it's dumb enough to qualify.
>DRY RUB TIME? >dry rub time. >OKAY WHAT DO WE GOT >cook then proceeds to dump 3/4 to one full cup of every single dried or powdered spice in existence into a metal bowl, including redundant shit like garlic salt after putting garlic powder and salt in, plus some esoteric shit like espresso grinds or cocoa
>I'M ABOUT TO STEER THIS FOODPLANE RIGHT INTO THE TWIN TOWERS OF FLAVORTOWN, MONEY!
Luke Cruz
I still wish billy didnt die His billy Mays stuff was thr best
Brandon Robinson
>talk about a meanie panini
Nathaniel Young
>"HI IM GUY FEEYETI AND WERE ROLLING OUT, LOOKING FOR MURICAS GREATEST DINERS, DRIVE-INS AND DIVES." >"IN THIS EPISODE, WE TRAVEL TO THE HEART OF AUSTIN TEXAS FOR SOME REAL DEAL BARBEQUE. THEN, I GO TO A WOODEN SHACK IN A SWAMP AND TAKE ONE BITE OF RAW CHICKEN AND GRITS AND TRY NOT TO VOMIT WHILE EXPLAINING THE EARTHYNESS OF THE VULTURE TALONS IM LAZILY SWIRLING AROUND MY MOUTH." >"THATS ALL RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, ON TRIPULDEE"
Isaac Hill
So has anyone ever gone to any of the featured restaurants after seeing them on his show?
Joseph Gray
No. But I've happened to been to a couple before he decided to feature them on the show. A diner in Indiana, and a chili restaurant in Ohio.
Sebastian Sullivan
One was in my hometown, and got me craving their donuts again.
Henry Watson
Yes, there was a local one featured. It was pretty good. They used it as an excuse to ramp up the prices though so I never went back.
Mason Young
I went to Olneyville in Providence after I learned he went there, but I would of went there eventually even if he didn't feature it.
Kevin Rodriguez
>winner winner chicken dinner!
Tyler Gonzalez
>that'll make you 'challah' >this is a flavor temple
Carter Diaz
>hentai quotes.jpg
Owen Allen
If you've ever seen him in anything beyond that crappy Food Network flyover show you'd know how wrong you are.
Gavin Evans
Is that fucking butter?
Liam Thomas
>that's dreamy and creamy
Carson Hall
This is too real
Caleb Brooks
Does anyone else secretly wish that one day while they were eating out at a restaurant, Guy Fieri and a camera crew would slam through the front door, sticking their cameras in everyone's faces while they eat before Guy screams his way into the back of the kitchen so he can stick his unwashed thumb in everything you're served?
Jordan Bennett
No but I tried an ice cream sundae that was on Man vs Food.
It was pretty basic.
Levi Jones
I think its probably just you. In any case you watch too much television.
Brody Barnes
If you saw him on anything that isn't cable tv you'd see that he is actually a humble and soft-spoken guy.
Jason Thomas
>Mind if I swirl my fat finger around in this unprepared food? >Wow! That's real deal spice! You got the brinyness of the salt and a nice KICK from the cayyyyyyennne
Samuel Morgan
...
Lincoln Gutierrez
...
Brandon Miller
No, it's eating butter.
Cameron Gray
Kuma's corner in Chicago is bretty good but you really cant go during actual meal times or you're gonna wait for way too long
Jason Scott
Local diner got an episode. Prices went through the roof and they started to rapidly expand - they just opened their 40th location last week.
It's $8 for a waffle now. 1 waffle. No sides. $8.
Brody Rivera
>thats a hot frisbee of fun
Jaxson Cook
A place a few minutes from my hometown was on man vs. food, The Chicken or the egg. I've been there a few times but I never did the ludicrous challenge. Their normal sauces are pretty good though.
> ON THIS EPISODE OF DINERSDRIVINSANDDIVES WE'RE TAKING YOU TO A FAMILY OWNED DINER JUST WEST OF HOUSTON WHOS BURGERS WILL CLUB YOUR TASTEBUDS OVER THE HEAD AND DRAG THEIR UNCONCIOUS BODY ONTO A TRAIN OF SLAMMIN JUICY BEEF, BREAK THEIR LEGS WHEN THEY TRY TO ESCAPE, AND CRASH OFF THE BRIDGE OF SPICE, KILLING THEM IN A FIERY EXPLOSION AND SCATTERING THEIR ASHES ACROSS THE ONCE GREAT VALLEY OF FLAVORTOWN.
Liam Cook
Holy fuck
Ryder Flores
>*picks up eggs and holds them over his eyes* >I'd say this sandwich looks egg-scellent, brother!
Justin Miller
These kinds of edits is the image equivalent of someone hyena laughing in your ear after telling a joke.
If its funny, I'll laugh, no need to fucking force it out of me.
Alexander Hughes
I agree with your sentiment, but the image you quoted is one of the few instances where that isn't the case. There's literally not one "MUH SIDESS xDDD" response in the whole picture
Thomas Wilson
>$8 for a single waffle with no sides
That waffle better come with a side of the waitress sucking my dick.
What's the name of the chain?
Eli Richardson
ihop
Luis Clark
LBI?
Blake Gonzalez
Not quite, right off the bridge though. Unless you were asking where the restaurant was then yeah it's on lbi.
Benjamin Rogers
Went to a cheesesteak shop years before I started watching 3D. Shit wasnt even that good.
Nathaniel Hall
>WHATS THAT OVER THERE >grabs food off the table >HUEHUHEHUEHEHE