Umm, user? We're out of milk

Umm, user? We're out of milk.

ok i will go to the store and buy some.

If I removed your make up, would it hurt?

Milk is for baby cows. Are you a baby cow? No, then fuck your milk.

take off your shirt.

Well take your 6/10 ass down to the store. Bring me back at least an 8 while you're at it.

Just get some from ur boobers lol

kys

I'll give you some Vitamin D, bebe.

>i
you

ftfy

Stop storing it in your chest then.

Sorry bebe, but those unsightly freckles don't work for you like they do a lot of other women. It's time for you to leave.

>thinking that's milkable
Common guys, it even has a nose ring. That's obviously a bull.

>putting makeup on just to draw fake freckles on top of it
What the fuck

>implying you can't milk a bull

I'm not sure I want to know about your hobbies.

How is this food related?

who dis

It looks like she took a shotgun to the face, but the nanobots are rapidly repairing the punctured metal

if Veeky Forums has taught me anything thats probably a dude

did she draw those freckles on?

also stop shitting up the board

It would be extremely painful.

I see you bought some new jugs though.

haha i got a gallon yesterday. the cereal is about a year + 1/2 old though.

"You can't milk these!" -Alistar

FOR LE UUUU HAHAHAHA ECKS FREAKING DEE xD

Get this hothead out of here

What did he mean by this?

Shut up u fat sow

Better than the reverse

Are those freckles painted on?
What the fuck is wrong with women?

Nice 8gag filename you retarded fuck

ok add it to the list

Wtf is 8gag your favorite gay porno website?

goddman it r9k

>We're out of milk.

So open another can.

Fuck off back to your failed chan
>>>/8gag/