Be millennial single mom

i...don't get it?

why not just order inside? or eat in the car?

Children are kind of difficult to handle if you don't have them in a cage. Kids are more docile while eating, but the process of ordering food for children and expecting them to behave is pretty futile. At least with this it minimizes the time out of the cage NOT eating

Do you think that women and children should be accompanied by the father at all times or something?

Uhm in most of the civilized world like England, Sweden, Iran and Saudi Arabia a proper man would never let his wife and children go out un-escorted how else do you protect them from the rape gangs dumbass

>England, Sweden
Got me.

>be kid me
>be outside some establishment such as a grocery store or restaurant
>father looks at me
>"you see that security camera, kid user? If you act the fuck up i'm going to drag you out here and slap the shit out of you in front of that Camera, you think I care if I go to jail?"
>little me does not act up

WOW SO HARD

and now you're here

looks like that worked out

if you're going out to eat, why would the family not be together

that was standard fare for the entirety of human history
it's only in the last 20-30 years that it fell out of practice
in unrelated news, modern children and millennials are obnoxious little shits

Father is at work, mother wants to take the kids out for lunch? It's not that hard to come up with a scenario.

>eating hate chicken

>tfw enjoy food and enjoy sex
>but they're on different parts of the brain for me
>can never enjoy them together
>whenever I see images like these I'm disgusted both culinary and sexually

Feels bad man. I can't get off to cream oral either.

This is normal, you shouldn't feel bad. You should feel bad for sickos who don't consider sex to be a dirty, unhygienic act that needs to stay far away from kitchens, dining rooms, and food. They are on the same level as bug chasers, furries, pedophiles, and "BBW" aficionados
This is not normal. I mean as far as food + sex images go this one is pretty tame and I'm not disgusted, but in general people who mix the two are degenerates who should be castrated

You hedonists are fucking pathetic. Do you ever stop to consider just how rotten and mangled you are on the inside?

Why not take the family out on the weekend when dad can participate too?

Or pick a restaurant that's near dad's work and meet up there on his lunch break?

>>take all of chad's offspring to chick-fil-a

Don't you mean Tyrone's offspring?

They don't have many Chick-fil-a in Utah.
They do have...SWIGGINS THO

In your mind, what does my post have to do with hedonism?

>sex to be a dirty

Why would sex be dirty if the participants themselves practice proper hygiene in the first place?

The fuck are you on about? We have Chick fil a in nearly every city that isnt a compound

Typical selfish woman who doesn't want to work when not supervised.

>My wife cleaned the house
>Watched the kid
>Went grocery shopping and got all the food I wanted
>She and my kid got a sandwich from a deli while out shopping
>Oh the humanity! That awful bitch!

This is why you'll remain a permanent virgin. Or does eating out on occasion bust your neet poverty bank?

This applies to preggos

>tip
Why? All the CFAs near me pay $13/h

Why would you think that tipping has anything whatsoever to do with base pay?

Why would you tip someone who's making well above minimum wage? That's the whole point of tipping in the first place

>Why would you tip someone who's making well above minimum wage?

Because tipping is a custom that's based on profession, and whether or not someone really goes out of their way to help you. What their wage may be is totally irrelevant to the equation. For example, it's customary to tip your hairdresser/barber regardless if they are a some $6/haircut shithole or a $100+ upscale salon. Likewise for food. Eat at a fine dining restaurant? The waiter makes waaaay over minimum wage, yet the custom is you still tip.

>>That's the whole point of tipping in the first place
But that's not true. Now, it is true that fairly recently (as far as human history goes) minimum wage laws in the US were changed allowing a lower base wage if the employees were still making minimum wage factored in. But that has nothing to do with why people tip or the history of tipping culture. You might use it as a justification personally but understand that's your misunderstanding of the system, not how it is traditionally done.

So could you try this with a car full of blow up dolls?

>1 kid
topcuck

I'm not a woman or even a person with kids, but I think I'd rather let myself and my children starve than say the words "mommy's vallet" out loud. Could they possibly have chosen a more childish and embarrassing name?

Narcissistic BPD victims with kids love to refer to themselves in the third person as 'mommy', and are also more receptive to emotional appeals than factual/declarative advertising.

>Narcissistic BPD victims with kids love to refer to themselves in the third person as 'mommy', and are also more receptive to emotional appeals than factual/declarative advertising.

This may be the best description I've ever seen of american white females in 2017.

A tad sexist for the few stay at home Dads.

because single moms dont tip, everyone knows it

y so racist

lol pussy

Can I do this by myself? I mean I'm a single man with no children. But I eat as much as a few kids. Who would stop me from using this service on myself so I can just come inside and enjoy a nice meal already set out for me on a table?

Sugar Cookies!

Damn

>b-but mur millenials

Kys senpai

I think it's more that Chick-Fil-A is a religious establishment that still believes that mom belongs at home with the kids while dad works.
Chick-Fil-A also has a service in some areas where they offer a free meal (small nugget tray, fruit tray, a gallon of sweet tea and a gift for baby.) to new moms, and will even deliver it to your door.
I don't see how it's bad for Chick-Fil-A. Be upset if you want, just don't eat there if it offends you.

My barber has his own place off the side of his house that's done all through cash, so I don't tip since I know that the $15 I pay him goes straight into his pocket.

Or, you know, to the business overhead, like literally every business ever. Plus he's going to need lawyer money for when the IRS catches up to him.

gayyyyyyyyy

agreed, why are white flyover retards so cringe

And in the time it takes you to get inside some dirty diseased bigot sneezes on your hate chicken, and snags a couple missionary-position-only waffle fries.

anyone old enough to have experienced living in any other time would realize that kids have always been obnoxious little shits and always will be. it isn't unique to your generation, it's inherent to children.

i find this is way more true of gen x women than millennial women, but it's very likely that it's regional.

someone mentioning a scenario that doesn't include you isn't some form of discrimination. you are doing the exact same shit that lead to people saying tits or GTFO. go make a thread about stay at home dads instead of trying to piggyback on a conversation about stay at home moms. they aren't even being talked about in a positive light, what the fuck do you care?

Correct. However, parents used to be allowed to keep their children in line, instead of being forced to let them do as they please and fucking own you. Then they turn into adults that think everyone is supposed to kiss their ass and let them do whatever they want. It's called discipline, and without it we get faggots like you that are uneducated about how the world works, and get offended when challenged on your views.

no, we get presumptuous, arrogant pricks like you. how am i undisciplined or uneducated about the world works for making a statement you agree with? you're putting an argument in my mouth because you're imagining me to have some unrelated viewpoint you associate with what i said.

>putting up with...
fast food is one of the most hands-off customer service gigs in existence.

No, you said it yourself. You made the statement that things are exactly as they've always been, but that's wrong. Children have always been shit, but things are different how we handle it now. I knew you'd get offended btw.

>Having a shitty childhood
>In 2017
I bet you have guns and clean them.

you don't have to beat your kids to discipline them, you do realize that right?

>But I eat as much as a few kids
You don't need a fast food valet, you need to get your stomach stapled you fat fuck.

Did I say beat them? And if your idea of beating is to get your ass smacked after you've been warned a dozen times, don't bother responding.

>order taker

You couldn't say something like, 'Tell the Drive-Thru associate...'
ORDER TAKER? Did Charlie Kelley fucking write this?

Why not say, "my children are horrible little fuck-weasels that I can't control. I wish I hadn't birthed them. Could you put the food on a table so my annoying shitheads can annoy others too?"