/SIP/ GENERAL

>GENERAL

It's been discontinued. Life is suffering.

>try redbull in january
>ew

>try redbull yesterday
>decent

wtf

Balls dropped

You spending time with your boyfriend today?

Lots of local places can or bottle cold press near me now. I usually find it at halfway decent grocery stores

anyone else find it impossible to drink sugar free red bull? the 5 calories are inferior to true sips

Go away, redditor. We don't want your retard memes.

S I P B O Y S

They taste like the liquid state of those freeze pops that come in long plastic tubes, only with that energy drink after taste.

Damn, but the thing is that the shelves were packed full of yellow, just someone forgot to stock the cooler with them.

fuckin retard, its just plastic. the depravity

Just move to Japan and buy Boss

That fucking gave me some hardcore flashbacks to the Tommy Lee Jones commercials for Boss. Also I live right next to a japantown so I have access to all those japanese products. I prefer UCC.

>tfw having a good poop after a big sip is really enjoyable for some reason

What is the origin story on the /sip/ naming? Best sip is Sunrise!

youtube.com/watch?v=KTSiy-IdtTI

Have a cold brew, brother. Was just sipping on this bad boy earlier today. Pleasantly strong.

What year did the Monster Zero first appear?

2012

I'm digging this flavor sipbros

I bought a Zero Ultra exclusively to shitpost to my friends on snapchat and it tastes like shit so I poured it out. Kill yourselves.

Ten bucks says it wasn't cold.

Quads says it was fucking 0 kelvin

>exclusively to shitpost to my friends on snapchat
obviously you lack the maturity to sip properly

You probably drank an expired one.

Checked. Every so often you get these nonsippers who say they tried a sip and it was shit, and it always turns out they drank it at room temp. Gotta be ice cold baby.

You don't respond to someone else's digits with "[digits] says..." You say that when you're rolling for your own digits. Dubs says you're a summer fag.

>that first breakfast /sip/ before class

Holy fuck, I didn't realize this was /ads/. I'll... I'll go elsewhere.

>a FUCKING STRAW

>sipping
>with a straw
ishygddt

>tfw the corner drug store is still selling yellow sips 2 for 4

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Those are some rare sipés right there mang. 1 in a million. I'm digging your style.

Do you retards actually make a lifestyle out of drinking this fucking overpriced poison? How much of a fucking tool can you be? Jesus Christ.

The Yellow Can tropical red bull is premium sip

>t. nonsipper

Does the drink take away your ability to properly take pictures?

Where my KICKSTART comrades at?

By far the most delicious /sip/.

Sugar free Red Bull is fucking disgusting. I'm not a huge fan of the regular kind either, but it's drinkable at least.

With time everyone comes to appreciate RedBull, the grown-man /sip/

That's not a /sip/, retard.

I drink my monster at room temperature every time

I prefer it

What are you talking about? I'm literally /sip/ping on one right now.

Fresh /SIPS/ are the best tho.

WOW YEAH GUYS I LOVE TO /SIP/

HAHA GUYS KEEP BUYING MONSTER™ULTRA® PLEASE

OUR SALES FIGURES ARE FLAGGING AND WE NEED YOU TO KEEP BUYING

/SIP/ /SIP/ /SIP/ LOOK HOW COOL WE ARE! ALL THE KIDS WANT TO BUY OUR PRODUCT NOW, YEAH!!!!

Nice banner. Mind if I save a copy, friend?

Uhm it's ironic. It's a joke. Lighten up.

And don't forget to buy a Monster Zero Ultra™.

You haven't tried it yet? Tastes amazing, would recommend.

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this kills the /sip/

>t.poorfag who can't afford shit
Or
>t.autist who can't enjoy anything other than cola
Your choice. Faggot.

I tried the white sip and it wasn't very good.

I'm drinking a Starbucks Doubleshot right now and it's too sweet and not very good either.

I'll probably just stick to the good stuff.

plague doctors SUCK

classy sip

Ooh, nice. Say, is Peace Tea considered/sip/?

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>that first Monster™ shilling of the day

I guarantee at least one of you faggots has this tattoo

Peace tea is fucking garbage. Artificially sweetened bullshit.

I always thought Monster was juggalo/whiskey tango flyover shit. Do people actually drink that garbage outside of the Midwest?

I prefer the taste of sugar free Red Bull to the original, to be honest.

I got the dirtiest look the other day from some chick while drinking a Monster. I think she misconstrued the tall can with a beer, or some shit.

A lot of old people see any energy drink can and assume it's Four Loko or some shit

>I guarantee at least one of you faggots has this tattoo

You're just jealous that your mom won't let you get one. I feel I should remind you that you have to be over 18 to post here.

Old people have no idea what four loko is.

Yeah they do, it was all over the news (which is only watched by olds) back a few years ago when some kid died from it or something. It's the new jenkem to them.

Peace Tea a shit.
They were selling them 2 for 99 cents at my local store for a reason.

>company logo tattoo

kys

my nigga

Had a tasty morning /sip/ the other day that got me through work

Good to hear. Thanks for sharing!

Is this the most autistic thread on the whole of Veeky Forums?

Don't you guys realise that you have to be 18+ to use this site?

Kickstart doesn't get enough love, a bit lacking in the caffeine department but it's delicious. What's your favorite flavor? Mine is black cherry, followed by orange. They're all good, though.

That was already mentioned itt.

*unzips sip*

I got style for miles and miles

Not a sip

>a straw

Lurk more

Brooooo we only have 5 colors in france :'(

Fuck you, they were never given a chance. They barely sold them back east. We just got like maybe 4 cases of Mean Green.

SAY IT AIN'T SO

Just came back from a road trip, never knew they made ultra zero in giant cans with a resealable lid. The normal cans are dead to me now. DEAD.

fucking love this gas station culture of the USA.

You talking about Ripper? I just got a whole case in my store. Finally got some fucking Hydro too. I'm outta Assault, but other than that I'm well stocked.

Oh wait, Ripper is being discontinued? Hmm desu I never like juice monster except for maybe pipeline punch

You said
>every sip but yellow
My gas station only has one yellow flavor, which is Ripper (I guess if you count Lemonade Rehab). Are you thinking of Ultra Yellow?

Yes it is

>Ultra Yellow?

Akshually. I think you meant ultra citron. Ultra citron is yellow sips.

My nonsipper radar is tingling...

Whatever. We don't carry it. I mostly stock it. All I know is that I finally got my full compliment of Monster Java, I STILL have no Ultra Violet, and Red Bull and Monster sell about the same in terms of standard flavors.

This yellow sip has been discontinued.