>acquire coconut because Dr. Weill said it is healthful >I love Bounty bars so this should be a great way to finally get healthy with no effort >takes an hour to open, almost end up in the emergency room >end up with some scraps of unpleasant tasting white stuff, nothing like I expected
Anyone else feel gypped by the "superfood" scam?
Jacob Nelson
>unpleasant tasting white stuff Sounds like my first experience.
William Hughes
I hate it, so I would never buy it, but I still have no idea how you're supposed to open a coconut without a machete
Aaron Bennett
>tfw allergic to coconut and avocado >tfw i can never be healthy
Ryan Lee
You can just go unga-bunga and hit it against a rock or something
Landon Ross
Hammer and chisel
Isaiah Sanchez
I think you mean ooga-booga
Unga-bunga is where a group of rich octogenarian horndogs ritually molest a 19 year old illegal immigrant girl while showering her with jewelry and gifts
Lincoln Green
You can prevent injury by having a sharp knife and remembering to cut towards your chum not your thumb.
Levi Cruz
I always use a band saw.
Xavier Richardson
Not to say raw coconut tastes great by itself, but it's possible your coconut was unripe. I like to put it in a food processor and use it as breading for shrimp and chicken.
Wyatt Lee
reddit detected begone
Colton Baker
smack it with a rolling pin or something
Robert Davis
>everything is reddit except the word "cuck", jackposting, McChickens, and frogposting I want 2008 Veeky Forums back
Chase White
Yeah gore threads and milhouse memes ruled
Caleb Torres
>uses "i think you mean x, y is blah blah blah"chainmeme >gets butthurt
L E A V E E A V E
Jack Morales
>Women
Asher James
>the only board 10 years ago was /b/ Speak for yourself No U
Tyler Cooper
That's "bunga bunga" you dumb animal
Daniel Martinez
My hang up with coconut is that it stays in your mouth for 3 years
Liam Johnson
>love the texture and taste of freshly cracked coconut >coconut ice cream is a god send, especially delicious coconutty chocolate ones >the dried stuff is the spawn of satan
Joshua Gomez
Agreed. Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums are the only boards that aren't complete trash, and ck is only not trash because sometimes its the right kind of shitty instead of jackposting, the same five webms of dorilocos, and people pretending to shill random brands.
Julian Rogers
Even negros figured out how to open a coconut, apply yourself.
Bentley Hughes
Shotgun works.
Luis Evans
>frogposting
Julian Cox
I spent all my time on /v/ in 2008, what was Veeky Forums like back then?