Webm thread

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Buy a real computer idiot.

What is that and where do I get one?

try it and get back to me

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>scoops up garlic by quickly sliding knife blade-first toward hand

I wish I could do that.

please post rum martinez

I believe you can if you practice user. I believe, in you.

Some people aren't spazes.

still not a good idea

How could someone eat that and live with themselves??

Japanese add to everything unreachable level of autism. That's what fascinating

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YAN CAN COOK

i'm no chef but something about this looks wrong

happy times

hot dog no bun

have fun cleaning up

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Now THAT'S fresh fish!

Hello darkness my old friend.

Love this one.

All those beautiful high-quality ingredients... just... ruined.

Is this Sushi grade fish?

Whatever happened to lemon key man?

>>>/reddit/

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there is no such thing as sushi grade fish.

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thank you

but does it taste good

My god that's convoluted as hell. I bet it tastes amazing though.

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no clover for mac?

There's no need for that

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>Jack version
Fuck off.

It is?

My mistake

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Ewww, why did she use "american" """"""cheese"""""" for that? Might as well have thrown in the plastic wrapper since it has the same nutritional value.

But deep frying puff pastry is ridiculous, it won't puff...

legit how an 8 year old would "invent" a dish.

t. ignorant faggot

Damn slick.
This is what happens when you don't paralyze your fish with a hammer before cutting it up.
>processed cheese
t. Amerilard.
>making breakfast during nighttime
Imagine the smell.

I'm just about crying here.

Is that being served with a blunt

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when it's just the porchetta and cheese, I'm good

the rest makes me want to vomit

Yeah, the moment he puts it in the bun is good enough, no need for more.

Why did she think that was a good idea?

>that ketchup/mayo afterbirth

I feel like I haven't seen "frip da rice.webm" in a long time, anyone have that

i wish there was an honest, non-pc documentary about human beings on nat geo, and David Attenborough said this, verbatim.

>a chicken died for this
makes me sick tb.h

>that burnt piece of meat
is this what ameritards do? can't even cook meat right?

i tried it once
it just tastes like rum straight out of the bottle

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>When you pop a cyst

>Burnt
Stupid yuropoors

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Is that a boy or a girl?

Sure you have

cleavers aren't sharp

Chinese veggie cleavers are very sharp if you sharpen it like a good boy

When I ordered an old fashioned at a nice bar in Tokyo, they did something like this. So cool.

Is this what deep frying looks like with 110 volts?

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I would just take bagged ice so don't have his hands all over my ice

Too much, man

b8?

Jesus christ, Favreau. It's just ice.

just for (you)

boy..

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Probably, but you never know. Euros dont have access to proper BBQ or mexican food.

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americans love the outside charred. it's disgusting and literally carcinogenic. fuck them.

can't knock it if you haven't tried it eurofat

Fucking wizardry

That is a shit ton of gochujang she's putting in there.

christ, id be worried as fuck about sawing off my arm

that's nothing

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fuck you sulli