Greentext the plot of your new novel, it's not like is going anywhere

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>new son
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>guy drives down a road describing rural landscapes
That's it, pure imagist-like stoic prose poetry

This is embarrassing to post after other anons have tried to be original and funny. Don't come to this board again.

holy...

In coming shitty low level isekai
>MC is a teacher
>Get teleported to fantasy world along with students
>Students are asked to save the world from 3 tyrants
>First one is a king obsessed with justice, kill anyone disagrees with him and practises extremely prejudicial law system
>Second one is a witch who fucks everyone to drain mana from them and steal their powers
>Third one is a dictator queen who bans free will and everything in her kingdom must follow her schemes
>While students going through training montage MC investigates the 3 tyrants
>The truth comes out: The 3 tyrants were the 4th generation heroes summoned in the past to save the world
>Teacher is the last hero of the 4th generation, but after saving the world he decided to return to his old world while the other 3 stayed and corrupted by powers
>MC finds out everything is an experiment to create the perfect warriors to conquer other worlds
>MC assaults on the secret lab of the kingdom, begins to slowly corrupted by his own powers
>MC tries to assist students to beat 4th generation heroes
>In the end students win, but heavily wounded and died not long after
>MC is fully corrupted and becomes madman lolrandom killer
>Kingdom collects data from the 5th generation heroes and begins the 6th generation

>I see the picture of a German Fraulein on a Gook imageboard and invent a time machine to go back to the 1930s and have sex with her.

>i write a biography
>very mundane
>nothing interesting happens
>no deep meaning
>is "universal story"
>get on oprah, cnn for my bravery, am heralded as the heroic everyman

...

>group of friends disintegrates as they progress from 5th to 12th grade
>coming of age narrative undermined by a reckoning and overcoming of the stereotypes of the genre
> one female friend becomes the personification of Laplace/Maxwell/Descartes's demon and undertakes a doomed quest to eliminate conscious epistemological skepticism in her peers, reverse the entropic chaos of youth, and impose determinism upon the social ecosystem of their middle and high schools
>generic young adult story gradually morphs into a labyrinthine pseudo-fantastical tale in which the main character attempts to sabotage fatalism by affecting predestined outcomes, exploit many worlds by flipping coins, and mounting an ideological culture war against hop hop and weebs
>everyone dies

It will be published around 2050

sounds really good kind of like atlas shrugged meets lord of the rings

>appears to be a sugary coming of age tale, MC is getting ready to go off to college with girlfriend
>lives on an isolated island town in Alaska panhandle, comes from a police family
>something in the outside world happens that cuts the city off
>there's been a brief nuclear war involving US/Russia/Pakistan/India and the world is reeling
>the effects of the bombings aren't seen or felt in town, but order is on the verge of breaking down
>supplies stop being shipped in, planes and boats stop arriving
>refugees begin to trickle in, knowing that it's a safe, isolated place with clean water, hydro/wind power, fish
>psychological effects of the whole deal, knowing that the world is burning, food and medicine is starting to run out, and they're on their own
>MC spends what should have been his first days off at school working shifts in a cannery and building greenhouses to grow produce
>Canadian military arrives in town and announces that the entire state has been leased to Canada
>Political bullshit and bickering takes hold over everything, the last scraps of the old, everyday life end
>MC leaves town on a small boat with his gf, vowing that they'll find some old, abandoned camp to live at and wait the world out for a few years
>Has a mental breakdown and tries to kill himself after leaving
>Comes across a rogue Russian battalion on the other side of their island, and pissed off that they helped end the world, goes bat fuck insane and starts killing them off
>Gf is shot but survives, so they flee, and he vows to take care of her when they find a new home, while vowing to never return to the old island

>1969 LA
>schizophrenic biologist obsessed with trilobytes, constantly hallucinates a spider monkey named Paul, who keeps deconstructing civilization and trying to convince him that he's trapped in some sort of evershifting maze/joke
>biologist desperately tries to prove to himself that Paul isn't real
>conspiracy theorist and his childhood friend are sitting in a café, she slowly falls in love with him while he explains the earth is going to be destroyed by a giant meteor
>two neighbours, and autist and an alcoholic, are trying to find the autist's keys, which he always loses
>the locksmith has been assassinated
>Over the course of the next three days, the characters end up looking for the keys together, worsening their respective mental illnesses
>Among other things, they're blackmailed by local thugs into flying into the LA zoo on a delatplane so as to retrieve live toucans which charlatans on Venice Beach will use in sacrifices
>They never find the keys and end up joining the church of scientology

>character 1 gets progressively lost
>character 2 is trying to find someone
>character 3 is doing some things but not really sure what the point of those things is, and is generally a bit confused.

>character 1 eventually accepts that nothing has to make sense
>character 2 discovers who he's looking for doesn't exist
>character 3 I don't know yet, she doesn't seem to mind being confused and probably learns nothing. Maybe something will turn up.
I think it's a tragedy or a tragicomedy.

>engineer in Arizona
>divorcee, wants to be left alone
>alien spaceship lands in his backyard
>When they come into his house he shoots them
>Starts to reverse engineer the spaceship, which has an alien AI
>The AI keeps fucking with him, kills his dog which makes him mad as fuck
>He basically lobotomizes it which turns it into a weird fucker, but he cant just turn it off since he needs help reverse engineering the ship
>Slowly gets more and more mad, fantasizes about setting the world right with the alien technology
>his ex wife comes over, she sees the spaceship so he has to kill her
>this makes him even more insane
>makes a power suit with alien guns
>police come over to ask questions, he answers the door in power armor and bascically melts both of them into organic pulp
>fully insane at this point, he begins to turn his house into a fortress(he discovered how to produce alien technology and material using worker drones)
>at this point the U.S government is catching on
>He edits the A.I to be a bit more competent
>it backfires and the AI takes control of the alien technology and basically conquers the entire world
>Turns earth into a massive industrial plant, with humans herded into specialized preserves
>turns him into a massive bio-brain using harvested human flesh
>he then proceeds to wage war against the aliens, at the bequest of the AI which has evolved considerably with earths resources and technologies
>almost completely obliterates the alien race using asteroids traveling at FTL speeds slammed into planets
>aliens get mad af and eventually overcome him
>He basically wants to die, however, the AI makes a deal with the aliens and forces him into eternal torture
>his pain and suffering knows no bounds as his grotesquely huge brain is forced into a nightmarish cycle of suffering
>epilogue: the AI manifests itself into corporeal form and takes a crew of humans into space on a massive starship, to found a new human world since earth is basically fucked at this point
>novel ends with the AI setting up the new colony, then erasing itself completely

Even for genre fiction that is retarded on every level

how so

I can't be bothered to address all the points but the first and most obvious is that some random engineer wouldn't be able to reverse engineer an iPhone without specialist tools and knowledge. Even unrealistic SF acknowledges that it would take decades to reverse engineer alien tech when done by the best scientists and engineers a superpower can muster.

Every single bit of information about the spaceship is stored onboard the ship computer system. The AI also helps him and describes the inner workings of the ship and how the technology works. He doesn't really reverse engineer it, he just disassembles parts of it to make his power suit. It's very simple tbqh. Even a medieval peasant would be able to understand how a modern APC works, once someone explained it to him, and take the gun off the turret to shoot people with.

sorry no greentext

short story about the progessing mental breakdown of the protagonist following the diagnose of alzheimer disease of his spouse

Comedy about a holocaust survivor becoming a holocaust denier. His big plan is to destroy Auschwitz by stealing a single brick every day so nobody notices.

A random engineer will not be able able to understand how to create the parts required for an alien space ship even if there is an alien telling him how.

He doesn't actually create the technology- he just messes with it. Once he figures out how to activate the worker drones, they self replicate and can build technology by themselves

How convenient for him.

Are you from reddit? Why do you feel the need to autistically question the advanced alien technology that I literally made up?

Because it's bad writing. Aliens just happen to crash with a ship that's easy to steal and re-purpose for human use. It's like something from a 50's superhero origin story.

Dude, it's fucking fiction. If it was supposed to be real, there would be no aliens in the first place. B.ack to r.eddit with you

Wow.

>fat, meek, dumb, cowardly and egregiously inane kid stumbles through life and the many markedly poignant tragedies that plague him before he reaches a turning point at the age of 18 where he sets on a quest for edification, fitness, intellectual legibility, popularity, and general acclaim among his peers
>spanning across several years, documenting his many studies, accolades, indulgences, sexual conquests, and acquaintances. It particularly follows him as he strives to tie himself with a girl, only for her to disappear due to his rampant promiscuity but always holding a special place among his contemporaries. When he becomes older and is slowing in all cases, he realises that his best years are behind him and that everything from here on out will be objectively worse than what he has already experience, and so he endeavors to win that girls favour again as one last testament to his being before expiring back into meekness and docility which troubled his childhood, only to find she rejects him at every turn, and so ends with him killing himself after failing to come to terms with the realisation that his life is now doomed to be a husk of the prior years, and the one thing he truly cared for during that turbulent time wants nothing to do with him

>typical medieval fantasy with castles and dragons and unicorns BUT WAIT everything's all robotic and sci-fi for some reason
>story follows our heroes, who are some of the last humans left in the world, as they set out on a typical epic quest
>bunch of adventure stuff happens and eventually they reach the end and find the legendary artifact or get sucked into a magical portal or something like that
>the heroes wake up in sleep capsules in an old run down laboratory and realize they were in a simulation the whole time
>they explore the lab and find a robotic AI which was responsible for maintaining the simulation
>in the AI's memory they find nothing but works by Tolkien and other medieval fantasy authors
>they begin freeing the other people in the capsules but the AI notices and becomes hostile so they destroy it
>the survivors step out of the lab into what they presume is the real world only to find that its a normal non-sci-fi medieval fantasy world

toppest and kekkest

it is actually a time loop and a glitch in the chronotope

another day in the...
Twilight Zone

t. M. Night Shawurma

interest honestly but its so vague

>"expect a sequel" ending

DROPPED

Nice

Wouldn't that be trash?

you mean trash genre? like trashitude?

This actually sounds very entertaining to read.

I mean like a shit story written by a shitty man with shitty creativity.

>Story is 1st person narrative
>Hi my name is user
>Obviously, since I'm just a self insert, everything i write reflects on the author
>Outside my window I see two couples exchanging affections
>tfw no gf
>I used to have one
>Now she's dating a chad
>Getting even with him has been all i ever though about since that day
>Start to load up an arsenal,
>Tec 9s, m14s, shotguns,
>At the moment he walks out of his house I pop his knees, then get one in his head before shooting his dick off
>Really feeling myself at that moment, the sensation is even better then sex
>Suddenly I find out that this was all a dream.
>It's late and I'm awake
>Staring at the wall
>Open up my window
>Head falls out the door
>No one else around
>A shimmer takes my eye
>I lift my head
>Blinded by the sky
>Feel my weight in front
>Following in the sound
>Moves away so fast
>Falling down to the ground
>I know what's more to come
>Jump back to my feet
>Now I only see ahead of me
>Chasing down the street

I keep seeing this sentence in threads like this. What's it from?

Idea that's been bouncing around my head, tell me how shit it is.

>cyberpunk near-future, not super out-there but corporatism is stronger and PMC's are widely employed
>main characters are a mercenary who embraces the corporate future as a lesser evil and a rebel who moved from a city to a farmtown and fights for traditional localism
>the two progressively become aware of each other, they fight viciously but more and more see it as a tragic conflict of flawed ideologies
>story probably ends with the mercenary killing the rebel who's trying to bomb something and explaining the situation to his family

Lol'd

unbelievable xD

reddit

This could be cool of you nailed the surreal/fabulist elements and didn't try to preach too much about the limits of reality.

Stealing this

>white man watches too much cuck porn
>convinces wife to cuck him
>she does
>has sex with black bull
>a month goes by
>cuck becomes frustrated
>next time bull comes over tries to sex wife
>cucked
>kills bull and wife in bout of rage
>now has to hide the bodies and continue daily life without being found out

Holy...I want more

>tfw no gf

how did i do guys?

>Delinquent girl
>Feared across school for being violent at the drop of a pin. Constantly covered in bruises and bandages, even some teachers who don't know her personally know her reputation
>Joke is obviously that she never purposefully gets into these situations
>Bruises come from the fact she volunteers to teach baseball or some shit and the kids are trash - gets smashed in the face trying to teach them proper swings, cuts from going trekking or hiking
>Jokes ensue regarding the complicated situations she gets into which only further push her into infamy
>Surrounded by group of actual delinquents, constantly puts on the facade that she is this brutal ringleader since she's in too deep.

I have no idea what kind of conflict would take place. More than likely other groups trying to weasel in on her territory or some people figuring out her honest personality and attempting to blackmail her.

Since I'm not much of a writer, I'd never think to upload it - but at least I'm slowly adding parts to it as time goes on rather than abandoning it.

no bully

>i got to OPs home
>i kill OP

it's a cheeky memoir desy :^)

Why would I bother writing a novel, you pseud fuck?

This is great, too bad I'm stealing your idea now.

that's ok
t. author
wasn't planning on using it anyway

It might give you a break from obsessively browsing the the m4m ads on craigslist and desperately trying to find D&D partners, hoping for the day when you'll find someone who is both.

>three workers
>dentist, granite sculpter, and entrepreneur
>all about the yes, no, and maybe
>shit all in between
please dont let me know how shit it is. im already hung up about how to work this.

>Every city, every country, every continent is micromanaged by a central computer.
>This leaves little room for people settling down and is generally an inconvenience, but it gets things done.
>Explore the attitudes towards the system of different people in this system.

holy... I want more

#include

using namespace god;

void spoke(string command, existence *world)
{
if("Let there be light" == command)
{
add.Lightsource(world);
}

int main()
{
existence *world;
world = new existence;
spoke("Let there be light", world);
}

I call it The Holy Bible

i like it

Heres another one of mine
>Title: "toxteth"
>Year 2054
>National governments are hollow shells if not gone altogether, massive corporations rule everything
>Little semblance of law and order, "progress" as a concept has been abandoned
>Most people live in massive megacities, think blade runner but more fucked up and less centralized power
>Story follows a group of young men born into wealthy neo-feudal corporate families
>Their last names are brand names like Jimmy Cola and Mav Fuckatron
>Every Saturday they descend from the posh penthouses of ivory city and meet up at a belowground bar
>The bar is private and strictly secured
>Inside are masks, guns, torture tools, and the latest and greatest in smart fabric technology (basically the equivalent of a suit of armour in medieval times, going with the feudal theme)
>They roam the streets and subsurface slums, rooting out "degenerates" and killing them
>Junkies, whores, sim addicts, fetishists, and single mothers are all targets
>They're always high on at least six different drugs at once

That's basically the premise, it's more about the setting and the idea of a bunch of young men executing reprobates than it is about the plot. I intend to really flesh out the world and characters, to make it feel real and plausible, but that isn't really enough to carry a novel so idk how far I'll get.

Kill yourself

>Man wakes up on spaceship
>Some accident has badly damaged it, automated systems kicked any survivors out of cold sleep
>Rapid defrost process has left them all with varying degrees of amnesia or dementia
>Main character has no recollection of who he was before he came aboard
>Ragtag team of survivors has to attempt to follow the instructions of the mangled and incoherent ship's AI and get the ship back to working order in time to flip it and perform a decel burn into orbit
>if they don't do it the ship will just fly off into the void and be lost forever
>as main character helps others and reconnects parts of the badly battered ship, he remembers snippets of who he was
>he was on the ship hunting a war criminal
>the war criminal is somewhere on the ship
>combination of signs of sabotage and some unfortunate happenings that are just a little too unfortunate indicate that the war criminal is among the survivors
>main character doesn't know who it is, has to work with everyone without giving away his objective of finding the bad guy
>as the ship gets closer and closer to the point where a decel burn wouldn't be enough to get them into a stable orbit

Also tempted to put a parallel plot line where portions of the security forces on the planet the ship is supposed to arrive at pick up the light of the accident and reconstruct the crime alongside the main character and co on the spacecraft.

Working title is "Mansion in the Void"

Talk about how a government is really just a corporation with a very impressive PR campaign and that this was "just another inevitability" or whatever.

If you could get inside the heads of the guys cleaning out the degeneracy and see if you can't get on both sides of that moral divide I think it could be pretty good.

this sounds more like a comic book