Go to company meeting

>go to company meeting
>have cheese platters catered in
>really nice nutty full-flavored brie
>and cracker barrel-tier garbage cheddars
>in a meeting of 40+ people, I was the only person who ate the brie

Why are >98% of people such food plebs?

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Why are you complaining? You had that Brie all for yourself.

cuz roughly 2% of people are brietarded?

Fuck the plebs enjoy the brie on your company dime

>Approximately 2% of the world has Autism
>OP ponders why 98% of the world isn't like him.

I don't know why you're so much better than everyone OP

The brie crust scares the uninitiated

Wait you dont just eat the crust too?

You do, it scares people to eat.

it's safe to eat, but it's acceptable to cut it off if you dislike the taste

the crust is toxic, your supposed to scoop it out

Not sure if trolling

More for you my guy

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Is it true Americans have no cheese?

That is a link to a pet forum.

no

>humans are rats

>If it's made from mold and natural bacteria and what not, like a few sites say, I probably wouldn't feed it to any of my animals
so its clearly not safe for animals. mycotoxins

That is a personal opinion from an ignorant person.

Onions and grapes are deadly poison to dogs.
Do you avoid eating those too?

rats are literally humans. all our scientific testing comes from them.

this is true i heard it on cnn.

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>Our dog used to love it and it kept him from eating feces
wat

but we are initiated arent we?

it's called rind

Crust (n) also known as rind, shell, case, sleeve, coquille, refers to the mold casing of certain cheeses.

All cheese is toxic tho

>full-flavored

take your shitty ammonia trash paste and eat it somewhere else

Right, like they'd actually serve high quality brie next to shit tier cheddar.

Exactly this. Did they have anything to pair it with besides crackers? Honey, balsamic reduction, or fruits?

FUCK YOU FAGS cheddar is good.

This. The sharper the better.

They have American cheese, it's processed garbage they put on cheese burgers.

I'm not American and I don't have a clue who this so called comedian is but I'm glad "trump broke her" and I enjoyed watching her cry. She should be jailed for what she did.

>She should be jailed for what she did.
This is the difference between you and Americans. In the US, we don't believe someone should be thrown in jail for saying something critical of the government.

>Saying
>Holding the decapitated head of your leader
Right ohh lefty.
Didn't 2 white kids just get locked up for 30 years for saying something racist.

You act as if it was his actual head.
I voted for Trump and I don't think she should be jailed. It's basic freedom of speech, something Europe consistently fails to grasp.

>Making some nice jalapeno jelly

Thanks for reminding me to pick up some nice cheese user.

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There's also that Shakespeare in the park thing that tickled the right's 'tism, despite the fact that they did the exact same thing when Obama was in office.

>equating brie with ammonia trash paste
>being this much of a drama queen
oh kay

BERRIES AND CREAM

This, same things happens to me a lot, literally nobody else but me ever has any of the brie. I always just take the rest of it home afterwards. Sometimes I think they buy it just for me.

What happened to that cat?
Are those two IV lines?

is it not also call envelope or have i just been calling it the wrong thing all these years

>go to a company meeting
>there's a plate of nasty fucking President brie and suspicious "cheddar" from Wisconsin
>some weirdo is gorging himself on the President brie
>he glares at me smugly when I accidentally wrinkle my nose at the ''''food''''

I wonder if it was the same guy who thinks Starbucks is gourmet luxury hipster coffee

does brie taste like cheesecake because it looks like cheesecake

cringe

Yeah surely everyone else is the pleb, only you, a true gourmand, could appreciate the artisanal beauty of a finely crafted wheel of Walmart-tier pasteurized brie.

That was my first post in this thread

I was cringing at you embarrassing yourself

But that's the entire point of this squabble. Each of us thinks we're better than the other. Only one of us is right though ^_^

>eating cheese
cheese is terrible for you and brie is shit

hes cringing at your reddit-esque cry for (you)s with your shitty humor

>not eating cheese
negro detected

Except if you ever asked any fromager or affineur they'd immediately tell you it's rind and nothing else.

Downboated

not true, thats something only kids would do

>ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!

>I was the only person who ate the brie

>go to meeting
>nice selection of cheeses
>pretentious asshole wearing knit cap eating the Brie
>nobody goes near the asshole or the Brie

Looks like it's recovering from anaestesia

because, jeremy, you asshat, you were scooping the damn stuff up with your long ass fingernails

>I voted for Trump
>I'm not American
both of you are fucking liars
>im actually black

Nothing at all wrong with a good well aged cheddar (preferably with lactate crystals). That doesn't negate a good Brie, or any other cheese, though.

>Burgers are afraid of the crust on Brie

ey fuck you I'm from the American Midwest and I fucking guzzle that shit

we already know that midwesterners literally guzzle cheese

>brie

Ive never had this kind of cheese

It's a good entry level to nice soft cheese

any good?

No. It's really good though, even if you're a complete cheese pleb, so I heavily recommend it.

>american "soft cheese"
>all pasteurised shit

Depends on the quality of the brie. I tried some cheap brie and it just tasted like milk and smelled of chlorine. Legitimately made me sad.

fuck brie camembert masterrace