Idea: booze filled popsicles for adults that have dirty jokes on the sticks

Idea: booze filled popsicles for adults that have dirty jokes on the sticks

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I like the way you think.

I want 65% and a 2% royalty on each popsicle and you can have your $75,000

Have you ever tried freezing alcohol?

So... Pain on a stick? Might be popular with the self flagellating type

You could make a wine pop, maybe with like sangria? That'd be good.

>takes 17 popsicles for a tiny buzz

>I want 65% and a 2% royalty on each popsicle and you can have your $75,000, you cockroach
ftfy

Yea kids definitely wouldn't want to try those

well its up to the parents to keep them away that aint my problem

With regular freezers you could get to ~20% and still get it to freeze.

>freezing alcohol
ummmmmm try again sweetie

Yeah, but by the time you unwrapped the thing half of it would thaw onto your lap.

I've eaten mojito and piƱa colada popsicles, they were okay and didn't melt fast. I don't know how much alcohol they had, though.

i like your idea and i like the commitment, therfore i'm out.

t. barbara

booze freezes fine when you mix it with other things, get educated retard

It's rare I see an idea this autistic but it appears I have. What benefit do people get from this? Is it even possible? Plus think of the negatives, these items were literally made for kids and now they're going to be easily obtainable.

idiot. Ever left a beer in the freezer for too long?

This idea has nothing to do with clothing so I'm out.

Yeah because people still wear fubu..

more like
>you're not a person of color therefor i'm out
and barbara is like
>you're not a woman and therefor i'm out

>make alcohol filled candy
>go to jail

Beer is typically only 5-10% ABV. Could you imagine trying to get a buzz by eating frozen beer? If anything, these would only make a semi-decent novelty item and would never be considered a legitimate alcohol product. Kinda like the dick gummies they sell at Spencer's, they're just gummy bears shaped like dicks, nobody actually buys them cause they want candy.

you dont need to be able to freeze it with a thickening agent
plus you can make an emulsion
kind of like how oil mixes with water in soup

Let Chef John show you the way
>youtu.be/1LKXbO45Yho

That said, this shit will be for the jello shot crowd. No self respecting alcoholic will waste their time and life savings for this.

3-4 beers can give a buzz to someone who doesn't feel the need to get completely shit faced every time they drink. College people would buy a million of them. And even faggots like you from the al/ck/ threads can drink your half gallon of Zelko after a few popsicles, too. Everybody wins.

Idea: heroin dispenser in an insulin pen. Its discrete and people won't think you're a junkie

>self respecting alcoholic

The nasal sprays already tapped that market I'm afraid

Idea: self beating wife
I don't now how my knuckles have coped with her bad cooking for so long.

Go on I'm listening...

hobo anuses are the jewish coons that niggers can't jiggaboo their spook desires into our spades.

You don't mean that.