P-please be my friend. I promise I will never speak to you

p-please be my friend. I promise I will never speak to you.

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Top or bottom? How big?

Why Bill?

But, Bill, we are already friends.

goodreads.com/user/show/22494004-anna-syromenos

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pls no bully

>age 34

Nah, sorry, it'd be awkward, grandpa

Will you show us your Boipuccy, please? :3

;_; you're not even going to attempt to romance or sweet-talk me? You're a regular Gregory Berrycone.

>tfw 5 years ago it would all be cool

I'll add you, bill

www.goodreads.com/jonyo

I already have all you cunts added.

Time for novelty accounts, lads.

this was me.

and bill...I'm a year older than you too, kid. :)

hey I'm in Williamsburg. I was in Richmond Friday and Saturday (for a fundraiser/benefit gig and comicon on Saturday).

But why Bill?

I'm still in my mid 20s but iktf, so weird and scary man, childhood doesn't prepare you for this

To maximize book recommendations

Oh, really? That's neat! Technically I'm south of Richmond in farmland but I go there often enough.

I was actually in Williamsburg recently for Marscon!

Am I the only one who thinks Goodreads has the worst fucking apps? The book cataloguing is great and all but as far as socially goes the apps are bullshit. Messages disappear, friend requests come up multiple times after you approve them, half the time you send messages to yourself, it's fucking God-awful. I've pissed off a dozen people at least by "not responding" and it's almost always on Goodreads.

>To quote Harold Bloom
Stopped perceiving your existence there

Sure Bill, sure. So tell us: what kind of books?

I prefer not to speak to others regarding my taste.

i would rather lurk on their profiles

yeah I work in Williamsburg. technically I'm in surry va. I ride the Jamestown ferry back and forth to work. but I'm in Richmond semi regularly. guitar shops...strange matter and the national for shows and of course the fine arts museum there is awesome.

I'm also reading dead souls and it's going extremely slow, why is this book so boring?

what is veronica

Veronica Roth

I created a shelf to show my mum how to get recommendations

I, too, read The Importance of being Earnest. Sharpe's Tiger was pretty awesome as well, and of course A Christmas Carol (that Jim Carrey movie was pretty accurate, it seemed to me). Macbeth. Night by Elie Wiesel. Of Mice and Men. I read some of The Giver but didn't get to finish it, ended up giving the book to a friend. Hamlet. Diary of Anne Frank. World War Z. 1984.

I read through all the books you've apparently read, and we have these in common. You've read a fuckload more than I have, but then again you've been alive for nearly a decade longer than I have so I guess I've KIND of got an excuse, but I doubt I'll have THAT much read by the mid 2020s. Impressive list.

What's your mum's Goodreads?

Probably got everyone added already but here:
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Im always open to recommendations and shitposting.

She didnt make one, she likes the NYT.

>"anna"
>r/books

this is Veeky Forums now...

Kys, faggot. You disgust me.

catch me recc'ing thicc GASS

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The app is terrible. I got a notice on my phone that it had crashed over 20 times in the past month, and therefore I should consider removing it. Also, maybe it's just my phone but when scrolling, it constantly mis-clicks on books, instantly marking them as 'read' so that I have to go through their shitty navigation to remove it.

>people with over 100 friends

Fucking sluts.

There's only room in this thread for one gimmick poster, friendo.

Long time no see, friendos.
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>when a teenager has read more than you

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>no one speaks after adding them
everytime

Did Sebastian get a job or something?

goodreads.com/user/show/62653376-0

whats a good book

Remember, user, it's about quality, not quantity.

>reading is a competition

never gonna make it

im not your personal blog boy

excuse but i am a girl

i thought that was the point?

I look at my goodreads "friends" as bots

Man it takes quite a while to hit 10,000 books.

Why don't you speak then, you loser.

Fuck off, I have better shit to do.

Are you going to blow me? No.

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>compare books

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So even more intimidating.

>you both gave The Giving Tree 3 out of 5 stars

What in the everloving fuck is wrong with you two.

desu, i made my goodreads account in 2011 before my kids were old enough to reread it to them, would up to 5 stars now, and a lot of "classics" like the old man and the sea would be downgraded to 2-3.

This desu. I read all those when I was a teen, i think I'd change the rating of all now.

Just set up my account

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Hyper-pleb but add me anyway

>Giving The Bell Jar 5 stars
absolutely fucking disgusting

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no sebastian in a goodreads thread?????
unthinkable

It's okay user, I read shitty books anyway.

More like it's unthinkable that he possibly has everyone in this thread already added and can recognize them individually by their chan-posting prose alone

PinkyIvan is the only one i recognize 10/10 times, otherwise I recognize books people are reading matching with threads.

The Lermontov meme is an example.

are you the guy who is always calling him "slimey croat"?

Any time BotNS is mentioned you know it's that shitposting croat.

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How often do you folks split a collection and shelve each work separately? Most of the time it's obvious to split it, like if it's a Portrait/Dubliners book, but if I'm shelving four 50 page plays in a row or individual Socratic dialogues and so on it just feels like it's inflating my "read" count.

I have an autistic need for every entry to be the exact edition that I read so I split nothing.

I can respect that

I dont really pay attention to it, i think i put divine comedy as one, same with complete pushkin prose but plato dialogues separately

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I always lie and say I'll wite review books, always give up.
But i'm trying to...

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Once more unto the breach, &c. &c.

no

but this is correct

b

I like Pinky. You guys need to stop taking out your sexual and physical impotence on other 4channers, and 'preciate the Ignatius Reillys of the world.

I don't have a goodreads, but I've taken a page from Qin Shi Huang and am warmly enthusiastic about books.

Been a while

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>otherwise I recognize books people are reading matching with threads

My deepest fear tbqhwyf

same. i make a concious effort not to talk about books im currently reading.

pretty narcissistic lads.

Probably have everyone here already

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Pls, no bully.

and you're autistic.

they're not really narcissistic because they aren't really exploiting other people toward their ends, more like

not self confident
insecure
mousey
shy
paranoid
introverted
people pleaser
self obsessed
prissy
myopic

they're narcissistic beacuse they think world revolves around them and their readings lol

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Beware, I have notoriously bad taste.

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What are you studying? You read a lot of cool books.

Depends on how I read them. I'll just try to reflect that in the books I add on GR.
Also you are best reviewer on /lit tbqhf

in their case it appears to be less out of self admiration or egocentrism, and more of them going out of their way to actually avoid attention or even attempting to gain the admiration of others.

a patrician attitude

Shut up pinky
I like him, he's a cool dude. It's just easy to single him out.

I literally don't give a fuck about this and hope that it happens

Oh, I wasn't trying to be mean. I like Pinky too. He's so pink!

Marketing.

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TA DA

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yessssssss

more friends

I just made my account recently
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>Books in common: 18 (39.13% of your library and 0.60% of his library)

I feel like I haven't lived correctly.

Who did you check with? What were the books?