Good morning evening afternoon Veeky Forums

good morning evening afternoon Veeky Forums

I love beer so fucking much, beer is the best thing. I got drunk on champagne all night but damn beer is just the really best
really best
beer is best

anyway so

i've been reading some Knunt Hamsun recently, and some Judy Blume

and so

Judy Blume is like a young adult book writer, specifically for teenage girls

any writers similar to this?

I figured reading this kinda stuff really relaxes me and keeps me from drinking

SO

ANY WRITERS SIMILAR TO JUDY BLUME?

ALSO

HEY

lets talk about ann beathy

or what is her name

ann beathie.

that woman. she is the inspiration of Tao Lin

the woman who wrote Chilly Scenes of Winter

yeah she got a weird typing style

can we talk about that?

whats that alla bout

holy fuck are you drunk??? xD

mom dad would be so fucking mad if they knew!! wish i could have a beer too, but I have school tomoz :((

My parents don't know, they live elsewhere

can you recommend me books or do you have to be fucking IRONIC ALL THE TIME

I don't read women (I have taken the redpill)

mine were white

what kinda beer are you drinking?

Paderborner lol

...

>not drinking stella

the fuck
>or guiness

you're making me want one.

Jodie foster was a fox when she was young, damn

TRASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME
TREAM CAUSE IM HUNGRY

GOTTA GOTTA EAT YALL

young Jodie Foster makes me as wet as I've never been wet EVER BEFORE

I never understood why she was so balls out sexual at that age. She did a movie where she was gang raped on a pinball machine when she was like 14.

because she's fucking CUTE and people know how to make money? aka she was semi-forced

In that pic she's 19 but I know what you mean. I guess she started off as a prostitute in taxi driver and sort of became the go-to for the young girl who lost her innocence trope

I used to hang out with this lesbian who really identified with Jodie Foster and she would always say that we were like platonic power-couple Jodie Foster and Mel Gibson, because I'm a vitriolic alcoholic racist and she's a weirdly cerebral lesbian, and she accepts me and defends me.

I miss her.

Which race do you hate most?

Women are whores at heart.

See Schopenhauer's 'On Women' for proof

post feet

WHISKEY IS MY KIND OF

LULLABYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

The two of you must have been insufferable, was she heavier than you?

that watermark ruins the fantasy

fuck you Veeky Forums

Wow, is everyone on Veeky Forums a drunken moron?

It's Ann Beattie, you fucking assholes who need to all kill yourselves.

Stay on Veeky Forums, keep reading kids' books by men, living with your mom and dad, masturbating, being unpopular, squeezing your pimples.

Real men read real books by adults, men or women.

All of you, seriously: Go kill yourselves. Now.