Discuss the practicality of owning a kitchen beetle

Why would you ever need a beetle ever. I need examples. If good enough I will seek out and purchase one of these kitchen bug pets, so when friends come over they can be impressed by my oh so random behavior and odd buying habits lel

Do you go through a lot of these? They only live for a few weeks, I find replacing them to be quite costly.

Tell us more about your pet beetle. What type of care do they need? How often do you have to feed it? What does it eat? Does it live in a cage?

It can bring spaghetti
It can pass you the peeler
It can hold the knife

Some beetles can hold 850 times their weight.

provide more images

White people are fuckimg crazy
Don't go shooting up a school fuckers.

oh my lord

Can it pass butter?

It's a Japanese person and not even the OP's images.

Cool it with the race baiting.

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Can you train it to turn the heat up and down on a stove or oven?

sounds like ur more in the kitchen monkey market

It can hold knives real good

>tfw the kitchen beetle spoils your chicken a day early

i fucking love when one of those beetles comes around. they are so much fun

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>tfw you were the one who suggested the pasta image in the original /an/ thread
So this is what it feels like to be a successful producer.

Well, Spike is a bro beetle.
Too bad he'll die soon. he's already 6 months old.

>hurr white people durr

>>>/anywhereelse/

Have you put your fingers in those pincers?

Go away plebbit

>boy he bout to do it

His owner said he can live up to 3-4 years so here's hoping.

How is it in cutting things? Can it slice pizza?

wtf I want a kitchen beetle now.

OP irl

Fuck that beetle can lift. Practicality? Nigga,he is yo bodyguard

NOOOOO

>tfw don't have qt Veeky Forums beetle to help around the kitchen
why live

but I have no idea what this is about, is there a story behind this?

Well done, Kitchen Beetle.

Nobody concerned what will happen if poor beetle bro can't hold on any longer? All he can do is let go. This is some saw-level deathtrap he's in here.

>tfw no beetlebro to help with food prep

>*metal starts playing*

I have a spider who lives in my bathroom. He comes out when I brush my teeth. He's cool I guess.

>qt beetle around the kitchen
if only I still had photoshop handy, there is some solid weeb potential here

The owner said they actually had to pry it away from him. Insects can be mad strong user.

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>made in china
They seem useful, but I wonder if the quality is any good. Are they durable?

>being a disgusting cumskin mayo

back to your safe space you go

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RULES OF NATURE

>you don't need to pay me onii-chaaan ">

>w-what are we going to do in the kitchen user :3

>my face
>my soul

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we are deviating too far from society

we are indeed evolving
this isn't even its final form

I already have a pantry chaffinch, what benefits would the beetle provide?

well meme'd my friend.

Why has here been such a surge of entertaining CK threads lately?

Big deal, the beetle lifts. Meanwhile, I'm not in great shape but I have a girthy 7.5" dondelinger. He can lift all he wants, but I'm getting laid with minimum effort and he's probably a MGTOW permavirgin.

my brain was just about to make it there myself, and then reading it gave me profound keks.

Is it helping here, or attacking/eating the spaghetti?

The way I understand the situation it tried to help OP in the kitchen by bringing spaghetti, dropped it because spaghetti wasn't designed for beetles and then out of embarrassment started swinging around a vegetable peeler and picked up the knife.

RIP OP

>I have a big penis
Prove it