Will consuming these nuts really reduce my chance of dying in a car accident?
Will consuming these nuts really reduce my chance of dying in a car accident?
>Will consuming these nuts really reduce my chance of dying in a car accident?
Can you not read the label?
Really activates your almonds
you'll be full from the nuts so you won't stop at mcdonald's and crash your car because you were reaching for a burger
Yes, healthy people are more likely to survive accidents.
>eat 5 ounces of nuts every day
>become immortal
how about you consume my nuts
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now post that other pic with 'just screaming' and other gems
Consider this anecdote stranger. My uncle drives a milk truck for a living, and he regulary has to take night shifts, overtime etc. From his personal opinion, the motion associated with eating nuts helps him stay awake during those long shifts, as his body eventually adapted to coffee and coffein pills.
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All sources except car accident*. If you eat nut you'll live longer therefore increasing the amount of time in your life you spend in cars and increasing your risk of dying in a car crash. Oh and cancer, increased risk of cancer. Cuz you know, every extra day you live is a day you could die of cancer
There's a 16% chance of dying in Russian roulette. If I eat nuts every day and then decide to play, do I have a -4% chance of death or a 13% chance of death?
there is no way this is an fda approved label
There's only one way to find out. Post pics!
Hunter's got you beat
>3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills
3:45 cocaine
3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill
4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill
4:15 cocaine
4:16 orange juice, Dunhill
4:30 cocaine
4:54 cocaine
5:05 cocaine
5:11 coffee, Dunhills
5:30 more ice in the Chivas
5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.
6:00 grass to take the edge off the day
7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jiggers of Chivas.)
9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously
10:00 drops acid
11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass
11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.
12:00 midnight, Hunter S. Thompson is ready to write
12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.
6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo
8:00 Halcyon
8:20 sleep
13%
it's multiplicative
Nutritional epidemiology is not science
>these nuts
GOTEE
IQ is not science either bud.
SPICEEY
That guy was full of shit.
Read something where his gf said he was multiple personality, didn't know who to be and liked to present an image for his followers.
I thought it was satire but okie dokie
Shut up, faggot.
He really lived like that--when he was writing.
hose two at the bottom of the screen refuse to activate. I hope they were destroyed.