Walk into the kitchen

>walk into the kitchen
>see this

How do you react?

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any other kot except bilini kot would get smacked (oh and patti but she's not mine)

Start the oven.

Feed the bread, eat the cat.

rinse the cat off. who knows where that dirty loaf has been

throw out the contaminated loaf, club the cat over the head and toss it in the rain barrel with the others

poor kittums all he wanted was to have some loaf.

yell at my husband for leaving the loaf out on the kitchen counter and then throw it out because I don't want parasites.

Be content with my life because I have beautiful cat and bread at my home.

why of everyone aways so mean to kot ;(

because they're disgusting, diseased, vermin

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gib blini cadnibs :DDD

i'd post one that got caught up in my excavator the other day but someone buried it before i could snap a pic :(

the new monster hunter game looks pretty cool

enjoy my cornbread

cut off a slice and pop the rest in the freezer. The bread goes in the fridge.

"Oh shit, where'd this cat come from?! Hope he doesn't have any owners, he's my kitty now!"

As for the bread, I'd probably offer some to the cat to see if he wants any, since I've had cats that eat all kinds of weird stuff. Otherwise I'd probably make bread pudding or croutons or something.

fucking cats always trying to nigger my bread.

Slice the bread.
Offer kot a small chunk, and tear off more if he enjoys it.

>realize this isnt my kitchen
>grab the lady who is screaming and attacking me
>hit her
>tell her to shut the fuck
>take her phone so she cant call the cops
>raid the fridge
>gtfo

feels bad man

>pet the kot on the way out

Bullshit, you don't have the balls

turn up the music

youtube.com/watch?v=F9L0Zga1eZI

I'd gently say, "Kitty, stop that," then go give him a nice petting, maybe rub his belly and scratch his chin, then rough him up a little bit with tickles and more forceful petting. Then I'd toss him a treat.

If you know what I mean.

Ask the cat how it made the bread.

this

Is that a very large croissant?

its normal size. the cat is just very small.

I have an emergency. I need every Veeky Forums kot picture that has ever existed. Can you deliver?

pet bread
eat cat

>Veeky Forums kot
every cat that's been on Veeky Forums or every 'jazz' pic with food?
Veeky Forums has an archive
www.warosu.org/ck/
I pulled most of my kot pics from /an/.

I'll post a few but I'm not going to wait for the cooldown or buy a pass to post everything.

captcha says select all gondolas, but its fucking Venice and not the meme

of course the cat has an instagram
instagram.com/cat.jazz/?hl=en

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my images are not well organized

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most of the rest are meme edits, kot with keanu and that kind of thing

*tips fedora*

*lets dog lick face

>tfw no kot OR blini
I need to make changes in my life.

Kots are great, adopted this little shit back in 2010, wanted to call him Darth Vader since I had a couple of budgies called Anakin and Obi-Wan, mum said no though so I came up with the name Felix.

He's the most friendly cat ever, he gets on well with dogs, other cats and pretty much everyone he meets.

You should go and adopt a cat man

Morning, Chef

>The bread goes in the fridge

You monster.

GET THAT FUCKIN COYOTE OFF THE TABLE

umm...that's bread

hey, that's my edit!

so is this

kek

die because I'm allergic to cats

Cut off the bit of the bread where the cat's paws touched (because disgusting) and give it to him/her, then stick the rest in the fridge or put it otherwise out of the animal's reach.
Stroke cat, go along with my day.

Give that kot some blini

Ask that nice kot how he did it because I fucking suck at baking.

>fuck table
>marry cat
>kill bread

switch table and bread

Beat the cat with the bread and cook up some nice feline stew

how to kill a table?

how to marry a cat?

>grandma always leaves bread on the counter
>cat always chews holes in plastic and nibbles on bread

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this is literally the best thread on Veeky Forums right now

Leagalise gay marriage, it's a slippery slope

Share the bread with kot no need to ne rude

Blini

Is this a kot thread?

How fucking drunk did I have to be to end up in Russia in a shitty apartment? Also where is my track pants....

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yeah

What does white pussy taste like?
t. asian

Dig out bready stuff
Stuff cat in hollow loaf
Pet loaf

>cut up and hollow out loaf
>make bread cat armour
>stuff cat in armour and give baguette sword

solid plan

Make a kot sandwich

I want to see you try

Kot and blini

Its Kot Blini

Explain this cat

A very pretty cat who became a meme.

is kot

Get toxiplasmosis from eating the bread, develop schizophrenia and kill Satan's army before the world gets eaten by the face in the moon.

did someone say blini?

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:3

thank

is that russia salad?

Looks like a Piémontaise.

Mr. Kitty! You get get off my Bread! Right Meow!!

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*posts on Veeky Forums*

KOT

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