Who are the hottest 21st century female authors?

Who are the hottest 21st century female authors?

Thomas Pynchon.

Homer

How deep? Like to where the poop is?

>reading female authors

Latin American here, stay away from women who dress like that, they are nothing but trouble, aren't even that good in bed to begin with, and are gold diggers.

Not a female.
Would taste like shit.
Not 21st century. Not a person.
Who said anything about reading?
You don't need to get married to every ho.

wew

karen russel

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shit doesn't taste as bad as you'd think
the smell is much worse

Why is this important

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tell us more about what shit tastes like, Mr Jodorowsky.

Catherine lacey
Shela Heti
Zadie Smith

yup I'm on Veeky Forums

Allen Ginberg

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I have a better question.
Who are the best 21st century female authors, in terms of quality writing?

I'd totally hate-fuck her.

>old hags
>hot

How to I detect a quality Latina ?

Mega cute

Who is this muscle-milk mama?

Why do they look like ex drug addicts?

Gee, I fucking wonder.

Ben marcus' wife heidi julavitis.

Gross, inside and out.
Now that, is cute.

kek

You probably want the youngest author then.

Also I hate this Chad and he just got a movie deal now. He will cuck me out of all the authors I like.

>not white and too young

voice of a generation, lads.

>Hugh Mungus what? HUGH MUNGUS WHAT!?

a face for poetry if ever there was one, amirite lads worrr hehehehe

>28 unique IPs
>No Sasha Gray

>Not a person
what did he mean by this?

Here on mexico (and pretty much every spanish-speaking country, even spain) we have these weird talk shows for poor people. It's sort of like the propaganda machine in 1984. This harlot here is called Anel Rodriguez, and appears in 'Las Noches del Futbol' on the Multimedios tv network. You can find tons of clips on youtube

Nobody has ever ascertained with hard evidence whether Homer actually existed as a person or a group of people and the best we have is the hunch of obsessed nerds who consensus agree the writing style is at the very least consistent. The oldest written passage of Homer we have is from the 8th Century.

That's more or less what he meant.