Your... research proposal is lacking. rewrite this piece of shit

>your... research proposal is lacking. rewrite this piece of shit
how does Veeky Forums respond?

Y-yes professor-kun

what would you recommend, sir, more differential forms, more cohomology?

>your phenotype is lacking.

Why did I just pass a couple weeks ago then?

*unzips coronal suture*
It's on old man

At least I'm not an ugly-ass wannabe-jew

BOOM SHOTS FIRED

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in IUT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret researchs on Wildburger, and I have over aleph verified proofs. I am trained in Bana h tarski spaces and I’m the top geometer in the entire US educational system. You are nothing to me but just another irrational. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me...

How is he a wannabe-jew? He IS a jew.

O-okay, Mr. Witten.
T-thanks for not calling be a brainlet like last time...
*quickly leaves office while wiping away tears*

I didn't give you a research proposal

>banach tarski spaces

at least gorilla warfare references something that's real.

But it's based on your work of the classification of quantum invariants on Riemann surfaces which I have extended to smooth 4-dimensional bielliptic surfaces with exotic differential structure.

XD

>Okay, thanks

Remember, you're going to make a shit scientist if you can't take criticism and improve yourself.

Mere child's play.

Then why haven't you done it you Jew fuck?

defensive much? that's a key sign that your research is lacking in originality and vision.

Your mic is on Dr. Witten sir. And okay I'll have it back to you soon and by the way SYK models are gay af senpai.

>you might have thought I was PhD student
>but it was I DIO!
>Za Wardo!

nothin personal kid

THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY 「P H E N O T Y P E」!!

Next you'll say "cs is a meme degree"

cs is a meme degree

...NANI!??

I lost so hard at that greentext. I don't even know why kek.

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

I gave you a research DEMAND

How are you supposed to write one?

"Hey guys its me anonymous haha! Well you might be wondering what my proposal is for. You should be wondering WHEN its for *audience roars* haha but in all seriousness i WILL solve all millenium prize problems with deformation theory that models holomorphic clifford algebras. I only accept grants in cash."

>how does Veeky Forums respond?
rewrite that piece of shit

If he were to headbutt you would you die?
Like I feel like if I were to get hit by it I'd die from the sheer impact. I just can stop thinking about getting killed by his forehead

Is this how women feel when they encounter a monster cock irl?

>your professor
>-kun

>Furthermore, I don't have any more funding for you

>If he were to headbutt you would you die?
It would be extremely painful

>Fine, but know that there is an universe where *I* am rejecting YOUR proposal.