Which books, fiction or non-fiction, do women generally like to read?

Which books, fiction or non-fiction, do women generally like to read?

Ones where they're terribly oppressed by the patriachy, then the main male figure becomes disfigured, and the book ends with the female protagonist getting a large inheritance.

>MFW this is a common as fuck

Utter dross unlike white males who generally read Dante, Joyce, Shakespeare, Milton, and Goethe.

Face it, women are intellectual memes

1. Those that don't read
2. Romance-novel readers
3. Pseudo-nerds who "loves to read"
Female archetypes

Here's how you can find out how women read books via analogy.

Substitute "read books" for "take a picture of a sign in the bathroom," and "women" for this woman. The answer becomes "in a way that allows here to insert herself into it and use it as a vehicle for getting attention rather than for the activity in itself."

Now you have your answer.

D. H. Lawrence. They fucking love D. H. Lawrence.

I assume we're not talking about basic women who've read 'Fifty Shades of Grey' twelve times.

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You forgot to post a frog

Do ladies poop on the floor a lot?

I bet some really anal girl went into the bathroom stall and saw some tiny and unexplainable brown stain on some floor tile, said "ewwww gross" and then went into the next stall. After she did her business and washed her hands, still sporting a disgusted face, she had the idea of going to her school's computer lab, print that sign and hang it in the bathroom to "protest" and tell the real thing. She read it in her own voice inside her head and felt satisfied.

Why did she feel the need to add herself to the photo?

lol this. This is what women are really like.

idk man i've heard that women's restrooms are actually pretty nasty

I know a few 3s. They tend to do actually read good books though.

Good point. A man on social media would never do this. She wanted attention as the worthless whore that she is

This is the worst description of Jane Eyre I've ever seen

Reminder that no woman could ever read a book and enjoy it authentically unless if it was shit

Sorry should have included 'mention hearths 80 fucking Times to force meme the motif of fire'

What the double flying fuck did you just shit to my face you black man.

Redpilled af my dude!!

whats even ironic anymore

>be misogynistic and regularly beat my girlfriend
>say women are retards on Veeky Forums
>some white knight virgin spazzes out and tells me I'll never get laid
>fuck my gf
>he remains a pathetic beta

HAHAHA! BAD GUYS WIN!

Don't reply to this troll because that only feeds him.

Usually people who engage in abusive behavior aren't happy. Are you happy?

Usually successful people aren't happy, he sound successful, so he's probably not happy.

I beat my girlfriend too. Women need to be disciplined and secretly they love it.

Can't wait till she gets home from work, I'll give the white the battering she deserves

The whore*

based on what I've gathered...

mostly character-driven plots

Jig is up Tyrone. Only blacks are this misogynistic.

is that elsa jean?

kardashian autobiographies? harry potter? it's hard for me to put myself in the shoes of a person that is effectively a child.

Need to see a black dick in her mouth before I can tell desu

>tfw thinking about the sexy reason that sign exists

From my experiences women like Janet Evanovich, Anne Rice, and Lee Child.
Life sucks.

>the white

The laws were changed
Not so many years ago
But now they've changed again
So back to Mexico you go

They are. When i was in the navy years ago and in "first lieutenant" we were required to clean the heads. The womens head commonly had blood soaked pads and tampons on the floor and shit stained toilet paper. Never saw a turd on the floor but it was always worse to clean than the mens room. They also clogged toilets much more often.

As a tenant in rented accomodation, I can confirm that the previous female tenants blocked all the toilets with their sanitary pads and tampons before they moved out and I moved in. Had to wait a few days without using the toilets in the house and used my neighbour's instead. Wish I was kidding. Some girls are just disgusting.

Women like Oscar Wilde and Anne Rice.

All women just want a man who will beat them right.

>Some girls are just disgusting.

This. It really kills the romance, especially when you live with them.

And to enforce my point, my ex would leave her sanitary pads in the bin for ages to the point where they'd start to smell funky unless I threw them out. Also she'd unironically forget to flush the toilet leaving me and Mr. Brown to get properly acquainted.

Oh, but if I mentioned it to her she'd get really embarrassed and mad at me for doing it.

Anyway fellas, how about those books then?

Why can't I get a qt white gf with glasses?

Couldnt be more accurate.

My girlfriend insists that reading YA and shitty pop lit does not mean a person has inferior taste or that they're less intelligent.

That makes no sense to me.

>Me, "Do you like to read?"
>Her, "Oh, I absolutely love to read! But I haven't had the time or energy to read anything in forever!"

So... no, you don't love to read. You don't even like to read. You simply don't read.

99% of the time, women will choose makeup tutorials and reality TV over anything else in terms of the media/"art" they consume.

They will, however, turn around and tell anyone who asks that they are a complex individual with many vast and deep interests in lots of disparate things.

Men do the same thing, of course, but tend to get less credit for being more authentic whereas women get more credit simply for having the presence of mind to know which lies they should be telling about themselves.

Women think the thing is done as soon as you've donned the appropriate costume or bought the appropriate product to match what they see others doing. Men tend to actually dig into what they're pretending to be interested in, at least a little bit.

Why'd she include herself in this photo

Kek

Exactly.
"Women are makeup".

or someone pooped on the floor

This girl at work asked me if I read and thensaid her favorite author is Chuck Palahniuk. Wat does this mean? What sort of book should I let her borrow, if any? She has A+ tits so I kinda care what she thinks

Girls who read Palahniuk want to seem like "one of the guys," but probably aren't any different from the typical female, for better or for worse.

My point is, don't take that as an indicator that she wants to fuck you or that she'll be easy to fuck. Take it as an indicator that she wants to be perceived as a woman who's 'not like other girls' because she might be more like other girls than the rest.

She probably would describe herself as kinky or a slut, just because she likes the way it sounds.

Girls... just wanna have fun!

>energy
you literally just have to move your eyes

omg no, I have to get cozy in a blanket fort and have the lights just so in my room and put on a nice big sweater and make a cup of hot chocolate with colorful marshmallows! it's soooo much more than just moving my eyes haha

i want this life

It's not hard to get there. You just have to do it and don't be afraid of failing until you do.

>women are intellectual memes
you're an idiot

Women who really get off on BDSM are emotionally draining imve. "Hit me with a belt" "say demeaning things to me" "put your dick somewhere nasty" etc etc. Subs are often really very demanding. Or boring. Or both.

>Also she'd unironically forget to flush the toilet
THIS

Fuck this man, every girl forgets to flush the toilet or they just aren't taught to do it as kids, who knows?

I know the girl on the right. She's a thot who reads Kaur.

I opened that image without reading the post and recognised Chuck there. Not sure how I feel about this.

The women's fiction industry is fucking huge, it's disgusting. The sort of shit they read is better off not existing at all, it's the same 2 or 3 archetypes with very little variation. If it's not romance it's about opression of strong independent (dependant) womyn. This shit is constantly on the top of Amazon and retail stores, it's the driving force of the profits. I can't understate how incredible it is that there are so many reading and actually enjoying this trash.

Jesus man that's pretty wild stuff

I used to have to clean toilets at my old job. The women's were not any cleaner than the men's. I also used to live in a dorm in college and one morning I went up to the girl's floor and the whole place reeked of poop.

One of those qts reeked up an entire floor of a small apartment building.

thots will try to include themselves into whatever you're into or whatevers going on with you and 1up you, regardless of context. example:

> Be me, a handsome bastard, walk into elevator of 3rd storey building
> Some 6/10 already standing inside, we start going down
> Her: so I guess you're feeling lazy too eh?
> Me: No, my knees are bad, I have to avoid the stairs [I have patella femoral syndrome in both knees]
> Her: oh me toooooo *pouty face*

what do you mean "me too" you just said you were lazy, what the hell are you talking about? who was it that thought giving you the right to vote was a good idea?

She's calling you out for making lazy cunt excuses

Murakami, Anna Karenina, Oprah-vibe books, Steinbeck, contemporary lit and magical realism.

she's a pornstar isn't she?

My sister does the flush at her house

She says it saves water.

>How high does she let it get before 'wasting some water'

What the fuck cunt

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