Crunchy or smooth peanut butter?

smooth
i dont want any bits of peanut in my dick, thats nasty

Just made some sort of peanut butter thing for the first time, good stuff, just put peanuts in the blender/food processor, and but you get some, needs some honey tho since its too salty.
Smooth for me.

Crunchy or kill yourself

I don't mind either, but chunky peanut butter elitists get on my fucking nerves, so I'll usually say creamy just to spite them.

Crunchy, if it's smooth then you have to put chips in your sandwich.

Both

>he utilises the one and only nigger invention.
Get out race mixing cuck

Smooth for a sandwich. Crunchy for everything else

/pol/ is down the hall and to the left

Except peanut butter was only patented by a nigger. It was invented loooooooong before then.

>one invention
>it was a cheat

Is the above embarrassing for you snowflake?

It's still a stupid reason not to partake in something. Niggers still have the capacity to produce things worthwhile, just with a much, MUCH lesser affinity than whites.

Do you not eat cocoa-based products either because the cocoa was harvested in *frica?

im sorry what

Cocoa gives me the shits and is (usually prepared) very bad for weight gain.

Smooth. "Crunchy" peanut butter is a meme.

How many chunks does it take to make smooth peanutbutter into crunchy? Only one? Is it a gradient?

>For PBJ or peanut butter and banana sandwhices
Crunchy
>For literally anything else, including eating it off the spoon
Creamy

Smooth all the way, crunchy is for animals man.

I like both. Goes in phases for some reason.

Don't forget free range, Non-GMO, farm to table

Crunchy.

I'm about to phase in your ass boi lol

crunchy. the best is when the peanuts have a little bit of sugar on them to add to the texture.

I'm allergic to peanut butter, so I don't know.

Crunchy, I need my mouth to go on adventure when I'm eating.

When I saw your thread, OP, it reminded me I haven't eaten peanut butter in a while so I bought me some

Turns out I became allergic to it, my whole body is covered in buttons and they're itchy as fuck

Damn you op

Furthermore the current method that uses heated plates to grind it originates from Foreskin Kellogg.

>tfw grew up in a creamy household but now prefer crunchy
I feel like I'm betraying my people

R.I.P.
Rest in peanuts

let's fuck user

>"unfinished"
The chunks are added after the rest is made, they aren't just pieces that somehow avoided getting ground.

>threading your own post
Want me to tell you how I know you're a massive faggot?

Yes please, I have a desire for a random stranger on the internet to tell me this

Always crunchy, but you creamy folks are alright too

R.l.P.

Ridiculous legume pun

I'm dying.

Crunchy is for niggers and yankees

Crunchy is the patrician's choice

i like to get my toast nice n hot, put a good amount of pic related on there and do the same wit ha second piece, put em together and have a hot toast sandwich with peanut butter

ofc i forgot the very related picture sorry

gonna make some now brb

Smooth with crunchy toasted bread.

I'd like crunchy better if it didn't get in your teeth so FUCKING badly

Crunchy. Makes it feel like theres more substance there, and if im bothering to eat peanut butter in the first place its because I want that sensation.

user, just because having a mouthful of nuts in ones mouth is an idea of a good time for your mother doesn't mean you need to think the same way.
>eating as is
Wait, you mean people actually do this?

Powdered. blend with ice and milk and a light amount of sugar. Shit keeps me full all day.

Crunchy

Crunchy or go fuck your mother

Yes

Crunchy for sandwiches.
Smooth for desserts.

Niggers pick smooth, dumb shit. Chewing gets in the way of our vampire-like need to ingest the sugary fatty paste.

Niggers also choose Skippy, that part is also important.

DIARHEA

>Not buying smooth with gravel sized pieces of peanuts to enjoy both smooth AND crunchy at the same time

Whatever your pet enjoys

>not killing you're self

Both mixed together

But then it just turns into crunchy peanut butter retard

homeopathy doesn't work

defending your internet ego as an anonymous user is also a sign of faggotry. Consider just letting it go next time. You have fun on the 'chon now! =)

extra crunchy

if you can do it with nutella, you can do it with peanut butter
also it's healthier than nutella, purely because it takes about 25% longer to eat

You realize you can get peanuts with no salt on them, right?

crunch looks like poop
I don't like eating food that looks like poop

Hard crunchy is for autists

Grained natural peanut butter is patrician, it's thick and crunchy instead of crunchy and creamy.

objective truth coming through