ITT: Deaths you will celebrate

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Really? This site with all of its faggotry/cancer is kinda unique, would be the end of an era if it was truly gone.

newfag

The era has ended, Veeky Forums is nothing but a zombie now, a corpse with strings on its limbs being slowly hacked to pieces as it moves for the amusement of philistine redditors and "the redpilled."

I first came here in '05, went through the requisite cycle of /b/ --> fetish boards --> slow boards, left for a while, came back a few months ago. I really just stay here to shitpost things that would get me banned anywhere else.

Shitposting is not a psychologically healthy activity.

The camp counselor that touched me

>Shitposting is not a psychologically healthy activity.

Conversely, I think it's actually therapeutic. You drudge through the day, with all the seriousness of adult life (assuming you aren't a neet loser), and have little breaks where you can fling shit immaturely at other people. It's healthy if you lead a healthy life, otherwise it probably does more harm than good.

Veeky Forums is a shell of what it was.

its basically become a safe space for people who have no friends or who vent in a way that would not be acceptable on facebook.......hence the proliferation of the /pol/ and /r9k/ mindset throughout the entire site. these guys would basically get ostracised and/or banned if they tried it elsewhere.

It really is pathetic and of little value.

If I was mod having to sift through this shit every-fucking-day I'd kill myself.

most people here are neet losers, so the generalisation that its not psychologically healthy is valid.

[Phrase expressing dislike] [enemy group].

Go on...

Nice trips but you are brazenly admitting your newness if you're implying Veeky Forums for the most part was anything other than /pol/ and /r9k/ shit posting. At least you can find actual discussion here when you wade through the shit, and the stupid memes make me laugh so I don't complain

>implying Veeky Forums was ever good
Yeah it was totally rad when we had over 9000 secret memes in our secret meme club and nobody outside it new what a meme was or how funny our funny internet pictures are and everyone was knowledgeable and witty and totally not an autist.

Fuck off. Imageboards were always shit. They were just new back then.

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Depends on the individual and type of shitposting desu. Generally true though.

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Veeky Forums allows for more creativity thanks to its structure
Some of that creativity is a load of crap

Pol was actually fairly liberal during a large part of the bush presidency, Veeky Forums as a board has been historically extremely anti-establishment. Thus "normies" is an insult.

hey reddit

Eh, I suppose if you think all humans have an innate desire to fling shit at others, shitposting can at some times be therapeutic. I certainly justify it to myself that way when I'm doing it. I'll say something to myself like, "Better to do it here than have a breakdown at work and tell my boss she's a mongoloid cuntslob without a tastebud in her body."

But really, shitposting just obfuscates the problem, which is the "seriousness of adult life" (read: the necessity to enter yourself as capital into the market, and be treated as nothing but capital).

I think it's only therapeutic in the way drinking alcohol is therapeutic for someone about to undergo a military field operation on their splintered thighbone.

unfortunately I've been a regular since 2006

>psychologically healthy

FUCK OFF
HE'S A NATIONAL TREASURE

I would pay a lot of money to see Kurzweil's last moments. I wonder what it looks like when a man who though he would be immortal realizes he's about to die.

>noam will die in 5 years top
I already feel teary

oh good one...you got me...aaaaaagh you got got me good.

I'm such a fag lol.
I took pilates classes for three months to gain the necessary flexibility to suck my own dick

some of the smaller subreddits related to my interests are pretty good and I frequent them regularly when I get tired of teens posting pics of frogs.

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The sooner the better.

I don't think he would (realize he's truly dying), he'll probably die with the same arrogant glint in his eyes and the same smug smirk on his face, confident in the belief that he's important enough to be "resurrected" through some bullshit future technology. Like any other religious person, except pompous instead of humble

I'm not even a liberal

>enjoy the next 8 years faggot

he'll never make it to 78 with his diet and "highenergy" lifestyle.

also. op's mom

I want her to live long enough to the right-wing death squads purging Muslim refugees from Europe.

what a milf. I would give my right arm to bust a nut all up in her.

MOAR

>milf
It takes a lot of makeup for her to look even reasonably human, user.

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um....she's still wearing makeup in that pic you virgin. eyeliner, foundation and lipstick.

I would still rail her.

I'll raise you one.

>Zizek
He actually believes happiness and intelligence are mutually exclusive. He's less psychologically healthy than Sigmund "the Cokehead" Freud was

8 years

>He actually believes happiness and intelligence are mutually exclusive

he's right.

I hope you're not one of those "...unexamined life is a life not worth living" homo's. there's no correlation between knowledge and wellbeing. ignorance really is bliss

>there's no correlation between knowledge and wellbeing

Knowledge is not intelligence, and ignorance is not stupidity. When is this meme going to die?

cia hit dressed up as "heart-attack" within 3 years

not an argument

Although, I understand that the government is probably developing a patsy to do away with him.

i dont think you'll have to wait too long for this one
he looked like the cryptkeeper at trumps inauguration

>not an argument
not an argument
etc.

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he's embarrassing to listen to. I work as a support worker for adults with learning difficulties......he reminds me of them in how he presents himself, even down to his ill fitting suit and weird breathing. I may support his agenda but can't wait for him to die. surely someone else can carry on his work with out being a PR cluster-fuck.

I have a "service user" called Clarence who sounds exactly like trump. When we get him to read out scripts for the plays he takes part in at our local church he sounds exactly like trump reading an auto-cue. He gets all petulant when things don't go his way and he's again a dead-ringer. Also, he's not clued up about peoples personal boundaries and is no longer allowed to work with female support workers as he kept trying to grab their cunts. its uncanny.
I'd film him and stick it on youtube but that wouldn't be fair on Clarence as he'd instantly become a turbo-meme

This

Kikesky is overdue for a major stroke

I'm pretty sure that Zizek consider stupid everyone who lives a unexamined life, regardless of their IQ.

Autism: The Post.

>Film him
>Wait until he dies or you quit that job and no longer need the recommendation
>Put it on YouTube.

>oh no somebody said something bad about muh god emperor
kys

mine desu

This thread is PURE IDEOLOGY
*Sniff*

Very surprised that Harold Bloom is still alive. I watched an interview with him in 2002 where he boasted that he was dying and eating lots of pills. He made a disgusting smacking sound during the interview and drank gallons of water.

wanting people to die is pure resentment.

>uh guys Veeky Forums is about to die, the era of rad memes is over and everyone should just kill themselves!!!
I used to believe this from 2011-2015, but we're back in the spotlight as one of the cultural juggernauts of the internet now whether you like it or not. I feel that there are still more interesting things to happen here yet.

>wishing for the death of one of humanity's greatest philanthropists
See you in hell, laddy.

>bleachposting
Fuck off underage fag

I don't think you can find this joke funny and also be over the age of 19

when people saying 'when is this meme going to die' dies

fuck you i'm 25 and love a good shitpost

nothing is worse than bronies man

/pol/ didn't exist during the bush presidency newfag

Alan Dershowitz

Nahh. You're crazy, kid
You're outta your league

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Selfish gene is a nice idea but ultimately an end in itself. A theoretical framework that is good for moralising but takes us no further in understanding the biology.

"different opinions make me upset"

t. you

my own, obviously

Not lit but, bill murray